Chapter 3 Home Burency?
The two of them seemed to have lost track of the time, unaware that it was almost early in the morning. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info felt that his fate was always so wonderful, Chu Yaxuan was already desperate, but he didn't expect to kill another visitor from troubled times, it was really another village.
Lu Bu was already dead, but he didn't expect to die in a daze, and he saved a girl in a daze, is this really God's intention?
When the sky is getting brighter, a new sunrise rises. Chu Yaxuan reacted, oh my god, this is an ancient person. I just talked to myself all night here, and when I saw him, would I arrest him as a psychopath?
After weighing it for a moment, he said, "It's already morning, why don't you go back to my place first!" ”
Lu Bu nodded, agreeing with her statement. "What the girl said is very true, she hasn't slept all night, and she is sleepy now."
Chu Yaxuan didn't care, you are a warrior of the Three Kingdoms, you can fight for a few days and nights. What's the matter, you get tired after a night without sleeping? It seems that what is written in the book is really not true.
"By the way, if you want to survive in this world, you also have to learn how to speak here. Don't call yourself so-and-so anymore, say me. ”
"Okay, so-and-so understood."
Chu Yaxuan: "......"
"Also, the most important point, you can't use the name Lu Bu in the future."
"Okay," Lu Bu replied. "A certain word is Fengxian, and in the future, Miss Chu will call a certain person Lu Fengxian."
"Isn't that the same?" Chu Yaxuan was quite speechless. reminds me of an urban sitcom I once watched. Then he said: "You will be called Lu Xiaobu in the future." ”
Lu Bu objected. "No, how can such a powerful image be described by the word 'small'. Or call Lu Dabu in the future! ”
"No, Lu Xiaobu is good."
"No, Lu Dabu is mighty."
"Xiaobu."
"Big Cloth."
"I'm familiar with this place, and you'll have to listen to me."
"Okay, I'll be called Lu Xiaobu in the future." Regarding Chu Yaxuan's title, Lu Bu was reluctant to do so. But there was no way, people were under the eaves and had to bow their heads.
Chu Yaxuan wanted to faint again, and said that she wouldn't call herself so-and-so!
At this time, it was completely light. There were already quite a few pedestrians on the road. In this way, Chu Yaxuan took Lu Xiaobu, who was wearing a battle suit and holding a Fang Tian painting halberd, to take the subway.
On the way, Chu Yaxuan said, "Otherwise, you can throw away your spear." I'm afraid we won't be able to get on the subway for a while. ”
"This is Fang Tian's painting halberd."
"Okay, okay, Fang Tian painting halberd, you can throw it away."
"No, this is a weapon that has followed General Ben for many years, how can I give it up"
"This society won't fight again, what's the use of you holding it. Besides, if you really want to fight, you're useless. ”
"Why is it useless, you can use it to take the enemy's head!"
"Huh!" Chu Yaxuan smiled. "I'm afraid you'll be killed before you reach the enemy."
"Ah, the current soldiers, martial arts are so unfathomable. Before you get close, you can kill someone! ”
"No, but your weapons are of no use in the present war. People are attacking from a distance. ”
"Ranged Attack! That's not a crossbow? There was also one in that era. ”
"It's not a crossbow, but it's about the same as a crossbow. It's just that it's hundreds of times more powerful and faster than a crossbow? ”
"Hundreds of times!" Lu Xiaobu was immediately forced, if people really want to take that kind of thing, how can I fight with others. If you have a bow and arrow, you can dodge it. Hundreds of times, how to hide. What kind of world am I in!
Seeing that Lu Xiaobu was surprised, Chu Yaxuan said triumphantly: "What's the matter, I'm afraid." So you might as well throw away Fang Tian's halberd. ”
"Still no, I can't bear it."
"Okay, if you don't throw it, you can't keep it. I'll figure it out later. Chu Yaxuan also understands Lu Xiaobu quite well, after all, after following things for many years, there will be a sense of cherishment.
However, what made her relieved was that Lu Xiaobu's cloak was quite wide. It is more than enough to wrap it around himself, and it looks like he is wearing a cheongsam.
Sure enough, when I arrived at the subway entrance, there was a mess when I went through the security check.
Security officer: "Sir, this thing of yours is a controlled instrument and cannot be brought into the subway." Please turn it in. ”
Lu Xiaobu: "This is something, why should it be handed over?" ”
Security Inspector: "Sir, what you are carrying has completely violated the law, please be sure to hand it in in time for the sake of bad mistakes." ”
"I don't pay it."
"If you don't pay, we'll call the police."
Chu Yaxuan, who had just come back from buying a ticket, saw the situation and hurried over. I'm going to be obedient, and there won't be any mess. Say to the security officer, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." We are in a hurry to go to the crew and prepare for filming. This thing is not a control device, but a prop. I'm sorry to misunderstand you. "This blind BB
The security screener looked at her suspiciously. "Oh! Is that so? ”
"Of course it is, otherwise, who would run around with such a thing."
"Since it's filming, why didn't you join the crew? What else to take on the subway! ”
"Oops, no way. It's all to blame on this product. She pointed to Lu Xiaobu. He was lazy in the morning and overslept, and the crew left first. ”
"Can you still oversleep while filming?"
"Ouch, actors are also human beings, and they also need to rest. It's normal to oversleep after a tiring day! "This guy doesn't blink an eye.
At this time, the security personnel were a little convinced, and they were interested. "What kind of drama are you filming?"
"Lu Bu and Diao Chan." Chu Yaxuan was blind.
"Oh, and this play?"
"That's right, look at how much he looks like Lu Bu."
The security officer looked left and right, then nodded. "It looks like it!"
Chu Yaxuan said in her heart: "People are Lu Bu who is serious. ’
Finally, the security officer took out a small notebook and a pen and said, "Why don't you sign it for me?" ”
"Me!" Chu Yaxuan scratched her head. "We are unknown actors, and autographs are worthless."
The security officer said, "It's okay, maybe one day you'll be famous." ”
"This, okay." Chu Yaxuan took the pen and paper he handed over, drew a few strokes on the paper randomly, and then returned it to the security inspector and said, "Okay." She doesn't know what is written, isn't it like this for celebrity signatures?
After that, the security inspector handed Lu Xiaobu a pen and paper. "Sir, will you sign for me too?"
"Signed! Why? Lu Xiaobu copied his hands. How can we wait for ...... soldiers?"
"Oops, hey, hey.... Xiaobu, people are so enthusiastic, you can help them sign one, a name, it's not in the way. Finally, he turned back to the security inspector and said, "Don't mind, this product is too deep in the play, and it hasn't eased up yet." ”
The security screener nodded in agreement. "Well, you can see it. No wonder they oversleep. ”
At this time, Lu Xiaobu spoke again. "Now that Miss Chu has spoken. It's not hypocritical, or just sign it. "Took the small book and pen, this goods are more thorough, and directly write the three big characters of "Lu Xiaobu" in the seal style. It was then returned to the security officer.
The security personnel took it and looked carefully left and right. Well, the font is beautiful, but the just doesn't know what it's written? Why are actors like this, and they have such a personality when they sign their names?
After successfully passing the security check, Lu Xiaobu took his Fang Tian painting halberd and followed Chu Yaxuan, who was wrapped in a cloak, to the subway. Along the way, there were passers-by pointing and pointing.
"Look, what are they?"
"What? I don't know. It must be an actor! It's hard to cross over! ”
"Mommy, Mommy. Look at that brother and that sister, it's so weird. ”
"Don't be too troubled, little kid."
.......
Chu Yaxuan endured her anger, and finally couldn't help it. His eyes widened, his eyebrows raised, and his feet stamped. Say aloud: "What to see? Haven't seen cosplay? The voice in the subway car is full of intimidation, showing the demeanor of a woman.
Lu Xiaobu secretly admired in his heart, Miss Chu's voice was really inferior to herself. Rao has a style of Yanren Zhang Yide back then. completely subverted his understanding of women's three views.
The speed of the subway is relatively fast, and it has reached the ground. Chu Yaxuan pulled Lu Xiaobu and ran away, leaving only the discussion of the crowd.
Yaxinyuan Community, Chu Yaxuan's home. As soon as you enter the door, you can see empty boxes of Coke bottles and instant noodles all over the floor. There were also some clothes piled up in the corner. The most bizarre thing is that there are still a few underwear on the sofa.
Chu Yaxuan blushed instantly, walked in first, and said to Lu Xiaobu: "You wait first, I'll clean up and you come in." ”
Unexpectedly, Lu Xiaobu stretched out his hand and stopped Chu Yaxuan, who was about to enter first, and said to him: "Miss Chu, seeing that your house is so chaotic, there are thieves entering." Wait for a certain to go to find out the situation first, capture the thief alive, and hand it over to the girl. ”
After speaking, without waiting for Chu Yaxuan to say anything, he quietly sneaked in with his Fang Tian painting halberd.
"Hey.... Ay.... Feed. Chu Yaxuan didn't know how to explain it, this ...... I really want to tell you that this is not the work of thieves, I made it myself. However, she really couldn't speak. In front of a hero in troubled times, he actually lost such a big face. My own image. But fortunately, he misunderstood, so let him go.
"Miss Chu, don't be loud, don't alarm the thief and let him escape."
After speaking, he quietly went to the room to search.
In the kitchen, the used basin was not washed, and there were residues of instant noodles on it. "Could it be that the thief still had dinner in Miss Chu's room?"
The bathroom, messy everywhere, and piles of laundry.
Bedroom, ouch, it's too messy. I can't get off my feet. Reluctantly, he jumped in. Seeing that there was a corset on the guardrail of the bay window sill, he picked up Fang Tian's halberd and picked it up. "Did the thief escape through the window?" Taking a closer look at the bodice held on Fang Tian's halberd, a trace of doubt flashed in Lu Xiaobu's eyes. "What is this, why does the thief steal, is it of great use?"
Nodding with satisfaction, he continued: "Fortunately, I came back in time, such a useful item, but don't steal it." Because it must have been the thieves who heard the news of our return. Then abandon the object and flee. After his analysis, although he didn't understand what was on Fang Tian's halberd, it was definitely a very precious thing. It is of great use to Miss Chu.
After that, Lu Xiaobu escaped out of the bedroom and came to the door. said to Chu Yaxuan: "I'm sorry, Miss Chu, the thief has escaped." I didn't catch it, but I got you back with an important item. I think it was left behind when the thief jumped out of the window and escaped. He raised Fang Tian's halberd in front of him and took off his bodice with his hands. also shook in front of Chu Yaxuan. It's like telling her, what's the matter, I'm amazing, I've taken care of such an important item for you, and it's not lost. Looking at him, he seems to be quite proud.
Chu Yaxuan looked at him in a daze, and Lu Xiaobu's series of actions made her completely petrified.