Then, Lu Xiaobu began his brain-opening analysis again. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"By the observation of a certain person, there are a few more of them on top of that foot." He gestured to the corset on the couch. "The thief must have put it there. The guy wanted to find it all and put it on his pedal so that he could take it all away. But unexpectedly, we returned at this time. The thief didn't have time to think about it, so he took one of these things in his hand, which is the one in my hand. As he said this, he raised his bodice again. He continued: "The thief wants to escape from the window of your boudoir with this object. But unexpectedly, this object was hooked by the guardrail of the window, and the thief saw that a certain person was about to enter the house, and he had no time to take it off, so he jumped out of the window and escaped. ”

After listening to Lu Xiaobu's analysis, Chu Yaxuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva. Brother, are you so powerful in your family? Why don't you go and be a detective, if you want to be a detective, how many bizarre cases do you have to create! Let's not be so funny, you better go home and do your homework.

Then, Lu Xiaobu shook his corset in front of Chu Yaxuan again. "Miss Chu, what is such a valuable thing? Isn't it quite important to you! ”

Chu Yaxuan's eyes widened, and she reached out and quickly grabbed it. Heavy doesn't matter! Do you say it matters? But, I'll tell you what it is? I cut it and think about it beautifully.

pushed Lu Xiaobu out of the door, slammed the door, and closed the door.

Lu Xiaobu was confused. "Miss Chu, why is this? It's not that there was a theft at home, and I'm in a bad mood! ”

Entering the house, Chu Yaxuan quickly tidied up the house. Picked up a few corsets and stuffed them into the washing machine in a nest. I went to the kitchen again, turned on the faucet, rinsed the dishes and chopsticks casually, and put them away. I don't know where to grab a large black garbage bag. Stuff all the messy garbage on the floor inside.

I was busy for about half an hour, and I almost cleaned up, so I looked at it casually and nodded with satisfaction.

opened the door and said with a smile: "Xiaobu, you can enter the ...... now" Before she finished speaking, Chu Yaxuan was stunned again. It doesn't matter how there are so many people gathered at my door. Lu Xiaobu is actually this product.

"Back then, a certain person rode alone to block the three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang. Although a certain person has a slight advantage, the three people must not stop a certain person. As soon as Fang Tian's halberd came out, who could stop it? ......”

This thing said as he walked, and he simply restored the picture of being yes, and from time to time he picked up Fang Tian's halberd to dance twice.

The eldest lady said: "What is Lu Bu, Zhao Yun broke out of the encirclement of the Cao army single-handedly. ”

An old man: "There's also something about, back then, Hua Tuo cut the flesh on his arm and scraped the bones to cure the poison." People don't frown, and they play Go leisurely. ”

A little girl: "Uncle, your story is so well told. ”

Then, Chu Yaxuan was furious. "Xiaobu, what are you doing?"

Lu Xiaobu turned around. "Miss Chu!" Then he asked anxiously: "Miss Chu, how is the situation in the house?" Is there anything stolen? ”

Chu Yaxuan quickly pushed Lu Xiaobu into the house, closed the door, and locked Lu Xiaobu inside first. Then he turned his head and looked at the group of people in front of the door, and a bunch of smiles appeared on his face. "I'm sorry, guys. It was my cousin just now, and he had a bit of a brain problem. This thing is fine, so he thinks of himself as Lu Bu. ”

Auntie: "There's something wrong with your brain!" What a pitiful kid! ”

Uncle: "His clothes?" ”

Chu Yaxuan: "That thing, cosplay props, a certain treasure was bought for 500 yuan." ”

Uncle with one eye: "That kid's understanding of the Three Kingdoms seems to be quite deep, and there are many things that are not in the novel." ”

"You still believe this, that thing is made up."

"I can't see it. I am a history teacher at Shudu Middle School, and the story he expounded is also the conclusion reached by some experts and scholars. ”

"Ah, this. Maybe he likes Lu Bu very much, he has read a lot of books like this. ”

Chu Yaxuan didn't want to lose her words, and said to the fire: "It's okay, everyone is scattered, everyone is scattered." ”

"Eh, let's go."

"Oh, that kid is poor!"

"What a good seedling of the Three Kingdoms, I didn't expect to have a problem with my brain."

Entering the house angrily, Chu Yaxuan made a straight face and stared at Lu Xiaobu with a murderous look.

Lu Xiaobu felt strange in his heart. "Why does Miss Chu look at Miss Chu so much, isn't it that Miss Chu is unhappy!"

Chu Yaxuan squeezed out a smile. "Happy, how can I not be happy!" After that, he said to Lu Xiaobu in a rage: "Xiaobu, let me tell you, if you don't want to be regarded as a psychopath by others, don't say that you are Lu Bu from the Three Kingdoms." ”

Lu Xiaobu was so frightened that his whole body trembled, this woman has a fierce temper like Zhang Yide, and it will be better to be less troublesome in the future. He cautiously asked, "What is neuropathy?" ”

Chu Yaxuan: "......"

Seeing that Chu Yaxuan didn't speak, Lu Xiaobu also felt bored and kept silent. Holding his Fang Tian painting halberd, he stood in the corner stunned. However, there is a knot in his heart that cannot be untied. 'Yun Chang scraping bones to cure poison is nothing, and a certain can also do it without frowning. But Zilong single-handedly fought out of the encirclement of Cao's army? This, really fake! Is he so powerful? Could it be that after my death, there was such a violent war? ’

Chu Yaxuan couldn't help but laugh, this kid is too, too much. She was very skeptical, was this Lu Bu? Can Lu Bu be so obedient and quiet?

But he can stay as long as he doesn't cause any trouble. Next, it's time to take a look at your own life. Now I have quit my job and have no income. Before, it was okay to barely support myself. Now there is one more Lu Xiaobu, if you don't have a job, what will you eat in the future! Big-eyed, staring? It's not realistic to ask Lu Xiaobu to do something, after all, he is not a person of this era, and he has not yet mastered the rules of this world.

What should I do? It's better to be a teacher, since your major is there. If I have other jobs, I will have to adapt for a while.

I turned on the computer, found a few schools that seemed to be reliable, sent a few emails, and submitted my resume. She believes that with her academic qualifications, it is not difficult to get a general vocational teaching position.

Turn off your computer and put this thing aside. With Lu Xiaobu's time bomb, he may cause some trouble for himself at any time. Therefore, it is necessary to instill in him some basic principles of social survival. Don't look at him as an honest look, but the image of Lu Bu is not so friendly in people's minds.

Walk out of the room, open the door, and take a look. Chu Yaxuan immediately lost her composure again. This thing was actually holding Fang Tian's halberd, staring at a certain place with all its attention, looking like it was ready to fight with others for three hundred rounds at any time.

"Lu Xiaobu, what are you doing again?"

Hearing someone calling, Lu Xiaobu turned around.

"Miss Chu, be careful. There are people moving in the black box in your house, and I think it's a strange beast. The bones of the body are shrunk and hidden in a black frame. ”

This thing took Fang Tian's painting halberd and pointed to the TV, and said to Chu Yaxuan on guard.

Pick up another remote.

"I also stumbled upon the secret in this box, and it has something to do with this thing in someone's hand." Shook the remote control. "Presumably, this is an artifact that controls this object, and you can use this thing to look through the people in the frame. Although those people were imprisoned, Miss Chu still had to be careful, for fear that their skills would form and break out of the frame and hurt Miss Chu. ”

After Chu Yaxuan heard this, she didn't have any feelings. You are an ancient, and ignorance is normal. Blinking his eyes, he took the remote control from Lu Xiaobu's hand. took Lu Xiaobu's arm and walked to the edge of the sofa. Push him onto the couch and sit down.

"Xiaobu, you have just come to this world, and everything here is still very unfamiliar. Next, I will tell you how the world is different from the world before you. ”

"Miss Chu is willing to teach a certain wisdom, and a certain person should listen to her."

"Hmm!" Chu Yaxuan nodded, looking like a child was really well-behaved.

"Let's start with that box." She gestured to the TV. "That is not a magic weapon that imprisons monsters, but a product of the current society."

"Product! What is a product? ”

"How so? It's a thing that people invent now. ”

"Invented something? Then why are there characters in it. ”

"That's something that was recorded before, and it's presented in it."

"Record! What is Recording? ”

"Record! It's similar to what you did in your time. ”

"Draw! But why does the painting move? ”

"Huh? Such! Chu Yaxuan thought for a while and said, "The current era is already the world more than a thousand years after your era. Human culture has advanced, so many things are more advanced than the things in your previous world. ”

"Oh, so-and-so see." Lu Xiaobu nodded. "That is, now the world has reached a realm where the picture can be moved?"

"Well, that's how you understand it first!" Chu Yaxuan said.

"And." Chu Yaxuan continued: "What about this thing we are sitting on now. It's not the foot pedal you said before, it's also an item invented by people now. It's called a sofa. ”

"Sofa! So-and-so got it. It's called a sofa. I wondered why the footrest wasn't placed next to the bed and placed in this hall. ”

"Well, you just have to remember." and other things.

"Here's the coffee table."

"It's air conditioning."

"It's an electric light. It was your candle that was upgraded. Ouch I'll go, why do I learn your way of speaking too! ”

......

Half a day passed, and most of the things at home were told to Lu Xiaobu, and he was told how to use them. This guy is also smart and a quick learner.

After finishing it, he sat on the sofa with Lu Xiaobu again. I felt that I was about to be exhausted for half a day, so I twisted my head and stretched

"Okay, if there's anything you don't know, ask me. You can flip through the things at home. ”

"Well, so-and-so is indeed unknown. I'm going to get it now. ”

"Hmm!" Chu Yaxuan nodded.

Lu Xiaobu went to fetch something and went into the bathroom. After tinkering with it for a while, he walked out.

walked to the edge of the sofa and held a corset in front of Chu Yaxuan. "What is this?"

This is something that Lu Xiaobu has never been able to figure out, and it is also the secret he wants to know the most.