Chapter Thirty-Eight: I'm Not Suffering

Downstream of the stream, separated by a small forest, there was a sound like chopsticks hitting a bowl.

- Ding Ding Dong ~ Ding Ding Dong ~ Ding Ding Dong ~ Ding Ding Dong ~ Ding Dong ~

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Wonderful and light melody. The attention of the crowd seemed to be drawn by the sound, and the body had unconsciously passed through the woods to a flat place that was more like a stage.

There is a large rock in the center of the wide field of vision, and under the snow, people can clearly see all kinds of dishes, chopsticks, wooden barrels and other things neatly arranged like drums on it. Circles of schoolchildren gather here, and dense figures surround the boulders, like a natural stage. As the bamboo chopsticks on the wrists of the performers on stage fall in a regular arc, wonderful notes are emitted from these common kitchen utensils......

It turns out that Yuji Itai, who mysteriously disappeared before, actually played a musical instrument in this remote location!

After a long prelude with chopsticks, the teenager on the stage finally began to sing

It's just that the lyrics seem to be ......

Isn't that wrong......

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The following is Yuji Sakai's "The Daily Training of a Fool"

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- Ding Ding Dong ~ Ding Ding Dong ~ Ding Ding Dong ~ Ding Ding Dong ~ Ding Dong ~

- Ding Ding Dong ~ Ding Ding Dong ~ Ding Ding Dong ~ Ding Ding Dong ~ Ding Dong ~

Idiot stupid stupid, fly in the sky~

Hello dumplings, the cooking is terrible~

Tsundere stupid stupid, flying in the sky~

Hello Xiaoxue Xiaoxue, personality is not frank~

Awkward stupid stupid, fly in the sky~

Hello Hachiman Hachiman, existence is always zero~

~X3

The fools are all gathered in the ministry department~?

You need to be careful ~step-by-step~ run-in and tuning to get close~

Always be careful when cooking~?

Never hesitate~Be far away~

Tsundere is never frank~?

At first, you have to be patient~ you need to be trained ~ poisonous tongue and shake S to ignore it to avoid being put up a flag~

I said~Awkward stupid~?

There is no initiative ~ destined to be affected ~ no one cares, and can only shrink in a lonely corner forever ~

These points have to be watched all the time, and those children have problems little by little, and I will clean them up~

How can this kind of thing always happen~

Whether it's a contradiction or a commission~ EQ Jun is about to cry~

This has to be paid attention to~Ah~Why~ (Here is Yuji's tone imitating Yukino)

At this time~ the TV of other clubs is always turned on, and everyone celebrates together~ah~how~

That part of the ministry ~ just like that~—disappeared in our noise~

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Idiot stupid stupid, fly in the sky~

Hello dumplings, the cooking is terrible~

Tsundere stupid stupid, flying in the sky~

Hello Xiaoxue Xiaoxue, personality is not frank~

Awkward stupid stupid, fly in the sky~

Hello Hachiman Hachiman, existence is always zero~

~X3

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- Yuji Itai is good at singing, which is an open secret in the Ministry of Serving

As for how to sing......

Just look at the crowd of people laughing and clapping around you.

As for Rumi, who started humming a tune while listening to laughter halfway, Bikiya secretly decided to scare her as punishment when she pretended to be a youkai at night.

What kind of song is this by Nima! It's so good......

- What if it becomes popular, bastard!

His worries are not unreasonable, in fact, there are already many elementary school students in the audience who find it interesting and start to sing along repeatedly, under the magic sound, one of the lyrics is even more repeated in the ears, and at the moment when he is sure that the popularity of this song cannot be stopped, Bi Qigu can't help but widen his eyes with tears

- Bastard, I'm not suffering!

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After the temporary small theater ended, until Yuji, the performer, packed up his things and left, the faces of the elementary school students still had an unfinished expression.

It's often said that a song with lyrics as funny as "Two Tigers" is easier to remember, and a song is more popular if it's as good as "Myheartwillgoon" (Titanic theme song...... So, when a song is both nice and funny, is there anything else that can stop it from becoming popular?

Presumably, this song will soon become popular among the students of this school, and it may not even become a popular track in a certain area in the future. However, this is also doomed to tragedy for some people!

Just next to the stream, under a mulberry tree not far from the flat land, Yuji was here, receiving the reproach of the people in the service department

"Yuuji!!" The pink-haired girl cried out his name with tears in her eyes, and cried with an expression of 'I can't marry again' on her face, "What do the lyrics of that song mean just now, I keep saying that people are stupid or stupid, people...... People aren't stupid!!"

"Sorry, sorry......"

No, Miss Yubihama, it's only fitting to be a fool based on your level of rebuttal. Yuji on the side thought silently in his heart, but he kept admitting his mistakes and asking for mercy.

"Also, what is tsundere? Really, I don't care about this kind of thing at all, but this kind of opinion based on my own subjective image doesn't mean anything at all, and even if I really use a subjective view, I should take most of the relative evaluations, so it's generally correct to use the average of the whole as the object, so I don't care about this kind of thing at all. And if you really want to say it, the person who will determine the character of others with such a frivolous attitude is really bad. ”

"Yes, yes, you're right......"

He said something in the air of anger under the snow, and there was a certain red tide on his face because of his anger. As someone said, Tsundere never admits to being a tsundere. From this point of view, there is no doubt that Yukino is indeed a tsundere. Even if the number of 'Jiao' has been limited so far, she is still a tsundere.

"It's just, that's the kind of food that people work so hard to make...... Why would you describe it as something more dangerous than poison?" Yubihama shook his small fist and continued, "It's a good guy who has also practiced cooking!"

No, no, Miss Yuhihama, I've been to Mikawa four or five times because of your cookies, so please accept the reality! Only on this point, Hikiya is dead and agrees with Yuji, the taste of Yuhihama's cuisine, saying that it is poison is an insult to poison! It is a ticket to hell.

"By the way, what do you want to talk about small business?"

Condemnation alone doesn't seem to be enough to calm Yubihama's anger, and she's going to drag people into the water with her.

"Don't get it all to me...... Alas, well, just say it"

Suddenly, Bi Qigu's expression became serious, and everyone, including Yuuji, was also waiting for his speech, but after listening to his words, everyone felt that there was a thunderstorm rolling in the sky~

"I'm just ...... Not by it!!"

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