Wu Xing began to recite the general outline of "Ghost Strategy", and after reciting it for less than two minutes, his legs began to tremble. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Wu Xing turned his head to look at Lao Li Tou, and said bitterly: "Master, can I rest for a while?" I'm cramping my legs. ”

The answer to him was the bamboo whip carefully prepared by Lao Li Tou, and with a "snap", Wu Xing's ass was severely whipped by the bamboo whip, and he was like being burned by fire. ”

Lao Li Tou smiled like a fox: "You are a student, I am a teacher, is it wrong for the teacher to beat the student?" ”

Wu Xing was speechless, in this era, parents have a completely positive attitude towards teachers beating students, Wu Xing has no place to reason, he looked at the old Li Tou who was smiling brightly, and suddenly had a feeling of boarding a thief ship.

"Stand up for me, and if the posture is not right, I will continue to fight until you are right."

Wu Xing felt that he had no way to live, so he wanted to scream in the wind, Lao Li Tou seemed to have expected him to be like this, as soon as Wu Xing took a step, he flashed to the door like a ghost, completely blocking Wu Xing's escape path.

Wu Xing was so frightened that he fell to the ground with a "wow" sound, and the images of those demons and monsters in "Journey to the West" appeared in his mind, and he said incoherently: "You, are you a ghost or a monster?!" ”

Lao Li Tou smiled and said: "What a mess, the master used the ghost step just now, the speed will be so fast, you still have to study honestly, if you dare to run away again, the master will be ruthless." ”

Wu Xing got up in shock, and after seeing Lao Li Tou's unpredictable ability, he could only accept his fate on the surface, but cursed in his heart: You are an old immortal, when I learn the skill, see if I don't send you into the eighteenth layer of hell!

In the evening, Wu Xingcai was released home, and he was forced to tie up the horse for a day, and he walked like twisting Yangge, not to mention how awkward it was. Originally, a few minutes away, Wu Xing walked for a quarter of an hour, and fell several times in a row, before he walked to the door of his house.

"Xiaoxing, where did you go? Why are you here now? ”

Niu Dayong and the others had been waiting for a long time, and when they saw Wu Xing coming back, their friends immediately surrounded them.

Wu Xing didn't want to lose face in front of everyone, he tried his best to pretend to be normal and walked forward, but when he crossed the threshold, due to his weak legs, he suddenly tripped and fell to the ground, and fell on his stomach.

Everyone helped Wu Xing up, Niu Huahua snorted and said, "Brother Xiaoxing, why did your ass grow so big?" ”

Wu Xing scolded in his heart: What is this? It's clear that he was swollen by that old immortal! Damn, this revenge must be avenged in the future!

In order to avoid losing face, Wu Xing hurriedly changed the topic: "What are you doing here to find me?" ”

Niu Dayong rolled his eyes: "Are you embarrassed to say?" Didn't you tell us to come to you? Originally, I said that I would go to the field of Niu Er's house to steal watermelons in the afternoon, but we waited all afternoon, but we didn't see you, Xiaoxing, where did you go? ”

Xiao Wu looked at the corners of Wu Xing's mouth with suspicious eyes, and then he wondered, "Strange, it doesn't look like he stole watermelon alone?" ”

Wu Xing was beaten a lot, and he was not in a good mood, but when he heard this, he waved his hand impatiently: "Go, go, am I a person who eats alone?" Don't guess, you kid. ”

Xiao Wu cut off, revealing an expression of "Of course you are that kind of person".

Niu Huahua took out a dirty handkerchief from her pocket, wiped her nose, and said in a milky voice: "Brother Xiaoxing, can you steal the watermelon?" Flowey really wants to eat it. ”

Wu Xing said angrily: "How long have the two sons of Niu Er drowned?" You still have to steal other people's watermelons, anyway, do you still have sympathy, the teacher taught us to be five good students with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor, you - forget it, you haven't gone to school yet, and you don't understand it after telling you. ”

Niu Huahua was immediately unhappy, she pursed her mouth: "You are slandering people again, the idea of stealing watermelons was obviously proposed by you, how can it be relied on on Huahua's head?" Hmph, Brother Xiaoxing is the worst! ”

Wu Xing was a little short of words, so he simply played Laipi: "I'm just bad, so what?" ”

Niu Dayong hurriedly played a round: "Don't argue, Xiaoxing, if you don't steal watermelons, what should we steal?" ”

Wu Xing quietly touched the swollen buttocks, rolled his eyes and said, "Let's go to your house to steal plasters, didn't you say that your father was often beaten by your mother and his nose was blue and swollen, and he bought a lot of plasters to reduce swelling?" Where did your dad put all the plasters? ”

Niu Dayong looked at Wu Xing with puzzled eyes: "Why are you stealing plasters?" And you can't eat it. ”

"Eat, eat, eat, you know to eat, sooner or later, you will be slaughtered by someone after eating Zhu Bajie! Lead the way, let's steal the plaster and play a game of squeezing toothpaste. ”

Niu Dayong saw that Wu Xing was angry, and hurriedly shut up and led the way.

A few minutes later, a few little guys came to Niu Dayong's house, and after a while of rummaging through the cabinets, the plaster finally arrived, and Wu Xing slipped to the toilet with the plaster under the pretext of.

After wiping the plaster, Wu Xing didn't feel anything, he looked at the plaster in his hand with some confusion: "Dayong, that kid said that this plaster was specially hidden by his mother, why didn't it work at all?" ”

At this time, Niu Dayong's mother's voice came: "You bunch of rabbits, what have you turned into your home!" ”

Wu Xing was frightened by Niu Dayong's fucking loud voice, and the plaster he was holding in his hand suddenly fell into the pile of shit under his buttocks, Wu Xing held back his nausea and picked up the plaster and wiped it on the wall, then covered the lid, pretended to be okay and walked out of the toilet, and stuffed the plaster to Niu Dayong while no one was paying attention.

The sun had gone down, the adults had gone home, and the children couldn't play games, so they had to go home.

After Wu Xing went home, he complained to his grandfather about Lao Litou's evil deeds, but his grandfather reprimanded: "You are his student, what's wrong with him beating you?" You kid just owe it! ”

Wu Xing, who had no way to complain, could only swallow this grievance, he was tired all day, his body was very tired, and he went to bed early after dinner.

The next morning, Niu Dayong came to Wu Xing's house with a blue nose and swollen face, Wu Xing saw that Niu Dayong was beaten miserably, and immediately found his psychological balance, he laughed and teased: "Yo, is this still Niu Dayong?" You might as well change your name to Zhu Dayong, you've been beaten into a pig's head! ”

Niu Dayong's eyes were swollen, and he laboriously threw Wu Xing a roll of his eyes: "It's not all because of you, how good it is for us to steal watermelon, you have to play a game of squeezing toothpaste, and I don't know how to get it, my mother's lipstick that I usually don't want to use was stained with, and she accidentally wiped the on her mouth, causing me to be beaten by her again!" ”