The lipstick originally had the word lipstick written on it, but Niu Dayong only saw a word of ointment, so he gave the lipstick to Wu Xing as a plaster, so there was a misunderstanding. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Wu Xing didn't know the reason for this, he was stunned and said, "So that's lipstick?" I'll just say why it doesn't work...... Oh, I mean, didn't you say those were all plasters? ”

Niu Dayong said angrily: "I haven't seen what lipstick looks like?" How do you know it's lipstick? Xiaoxing, we can't play the game of squeezing toothpaste anymore today, or let's go to Niu Er's field to steal watermelons. ”

Wu Xing just didn't want to learn art from Lao Li Tou, so he slapped his face: "Cheng, it's so decided, while my grandfather didn't come out of the toilet, let's leave quickly." ”

A quarter of an hour later, several children appeared under a ridge, everyone poked out their little heads and looked around, and then Wu Xing gave an order: "Dayong, you go to steal watermelons, remember to pick a bigger one, you must see clearly, the watermelons that have been printed by the sun are ripe." ”

Niu Dayong was immediately unhappy: "Hey, why is it always me who steals things?" ”

Wu Xing immediately looked at the other children: "Let's raise your hands to vote, if you agree to steal by yourself, please raise your hand." ”

As a result, no one responded, and Wu Xing then said: "If you agree with Dayong to steal, please raise your hand." ”

At this time, everyone raised their little hands, Wu Xing spread out his hands, and pretended to have a helpless expression: "Dayong, you also saw it, this is a collective decision, but I didn't force you." ”

Niu Dayong's brain was a little dull, a little unclear, and when he saw that it was everyone's opinion, he could only climb the ridge head-on. Before he could choose the watermelon, Niu Er and his wife walked over with a cart.

After experiencing the pain of losing a child, Niu Er and his wife were a lot haggard, it is said that Niu Er's daughter-in-law almost went crazy, if it wasn't for the villagers trying their best to comfort her, Niu Er's family was afraid that it would be worse.

After Wu Xing found Niu Er and his wife, he knew that he was going to be exposed, and he immediately wanted to slip away, as for Niu Dayong, who cares if he lives or dies?

Niu Dayong lowered his head to look for the target, and didn't pay attention to the arrival of Niu Er and his wife, but Niu Er and his wife saw him, and the couple knew what was going on at a glance, so they had to shout.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Lao Litou's voice came from afar: "Niu Er, these children heard that you were going to pick watermelons today, so they all came to help you." ”

Wu Xing was about to escape, and when he heard this, he immediately stopped trembling. He knew he couldn't escape, so he could only stubbornly look in the direction where the voice came from.

Lao Li Tou stood on the ridge not far away with a dry tobacco pouch and looked at it with a smile, Niu Huahua didn't figure out the situation, she said in a milky voice: "Didn't you say that you stole watermelons, how did you become helping people pick watermelons?" ”

Before Wu Xing could speak, Niu Er and his wife smiled, and after Wu Xing saw their smiles, he suddenly felt that it was good to help others pick watermelons, so he waved his hand at his friends: "Let's go, let's help Uncle Niu's house." ”

The friends have long been accustomed to obeying Wu Xing's orders, and as soon as they saw the boss speak, everyone climbed up the ridge one after another.

Lao Li Tou came to him with a smile, and after a few words of greeting Niu Er and his wife, he came to Wu Xing's side and whispered: "Wait a while, you can only take the melon with one hand, and carry five to change hands, if you use both hands at the same time, the master will beat your ass in public and make you ugly in front of everyone." ”

Lao Li Tou has been observing Wu Xing for several years, and he has long understood his character, he knows that Wu Xing is very face-saving in front of his friends, so he thought of this coercion method.

Wu Xing didn't quite understand, he wondered: "Why do you want me to hold a melon with one hand?" ”

"It's about building the strength of your arms."

Lao Li Tou took a puff of cigarette when he said this, and then continued: "Master knows that you are greedy for fun, and after some thought, I decided to change the education method, and you can play casually with your partners in the future, but in the process of playing, you must do it according to Master's requirements, so that you can play and learn at the same time, you should be able to accept it, right?" ”

Lao Litou's words made Wu Xing's mood a little better, he didn't think about it, and immediately nodded in agreement.

In the next time, in order not to lose face in the public, Wu Xing could only grit his teeth and carry the watermelon with one hand, and he was busy for more than half an hour before he was relieved.

In order to express their gratitude, Niu Er and his wife sent a big watermelon to everyone, and the friends smashed the watermelon with a stone, sat on the ridge and ate it.

Not far away, Lao Li squatted on the ground like a toad, and it seemed that he was following Wu Xing.

Wu Xing's two hands didn't have any strength at all, he ate the watermelon with the help of Niu Huahua, and cursed viciously in his heart: This old thing thinks of ways to torture people, it's really hateful! Lao Tzu wishes you to walk and wrestle, go to the toilet without paper, and eat rat feces!

Face is indeed better than sticks, since Lao Liu Tou came up with this teaching method, even if Wu Xing is tired and tired, but for the sake of face, he can only grit his teeth and insist.

In the following days, every time Wu Xing played with his friends, he would always follow Lao Li Tou next to him, some people were curious about this, and couldn't help but ask the reason, Lao Li Tou replied with a smile: "I'm worried that something will happen to the children, and I want to help everyone watch."

When the adults heard this, they all praised Daochang Li as a good person who would definitely live a long life, and over time, no one was surprised by this.

Because of Lao Litou's help to take care of them, parents have relaxed their management of their children and no longer interfere with where the children go to play. Therefore, the children also play cross-country, often digging birds' nests in the trees and catching small fish in the river.

When digging the bird's nest, Lao Li Tou would limit Wu Xing's action and time to climb the tree, forcing Wu Xing to practice the skill of a monkey climbing the tree.

When catching fish, Lao Li Tou asked Wu Xing to dive and swim according to the breathing method he taught, and the amount of exercise was so large that Niu Dayong and other children were scared silly.

In the process of teaching, Wu Xing also had to recite "Ghost Strategy", which made him yearn for the classroom for the first time, at least when the teacher asked him to recite the text, he would not let him do strenuous exercise at the same time.

Wu Xing is a child after all, and if he overpractices, he will inevitably hurt his body, Lao Li Tou prepared a potion for this, and every three days, he asked Wu Xing to soak in the potion he boiled out for two hours.

This is the time when Wu Xing enjoys the most, the potion boiled out by Lao Li Tou is very relieving, Wu Xing feels that all the 36,000 pores on his body are comfortable in it, and he has a feeling of fluttering immortals.

That afternoon, Wu Xing was comfortably soaking in the potion, and Lao Li Tou was preparing a pasty plaster on the side.

It was the first time Wu Xing had seen this kind of plaster, and he was curious: "Master, what is this?" ”