Everyone,Today's text has been updated.,This thing is boring for me to write and play.,I hope you don't scold me when you read it.,Hehe!

Look at it, I still hope that all book friends can focus on the text, if there is a ticket to smash me, it will be better!! Thank you so much!!

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Hi, MM, don't look at me like that, don't look at me so weirdly, don't take that kind of precaution, it will make me shy and make me timid.

Yes, that's right, you heard it right, timid and shy.

How? You don't believe it? Don't believe that a man like me can be shy? Okay, so let's talk about those two words.

Don't laugh so disdainfully, I don't mean anything else. How? Do I look like a bad person? Of course not, is being handsome a bad person? Hehe.

Okay, you can call me Xiao Wu, yes, it's not one, two, three, four, five, five, it's not a civil and military martial art, it's a dancing dance. That's right...... Oh no, no, I don't know how to dance. It's just a name, a code name.

Why? Why do you ask why? Why are there so many in the world? My dear, a lot of the time, things are things, and there must be a reason for that? Like, why am I here to drink? Why do you happen to be sitting next to me? Why do people die? Why do roses wither? Okay, okay, don't ask for reasons.

Oh, you're smiling again。。。。。。 It's going to make other women jealous, oh I mean。。。。。。 You smile so charmingly, so moving. Yes, do you have mirrors? Then if you look at your own eyes, the North Star in winter is not so charming.

Okay, don't stare at me, don't think of me as an ordinary disciple. I'll admit I'm complimenting you, but don't be so nervous and be humorous.

Do you know? In fact, seriousness is the worst enemy of human happiness. Be humorous, by the way, you can understand the same thing this way, and you can understand it that way. For example, Stephen Chow, you could say that he is a funny clown-like comedic genius, and of course, on the other hand, he is also a great subversive poet.

Okay, you're laughing again, yes, lighthearted, humorous.

Baby, speaking of humor, who do you think is the most humorous person in the world? What? American? God, how can you have such a strange thought? Who instilled it in you, that person is such an idiot. Oh, excuse me for my wording.

Americans, that's a bunch of megalomaniacs who don't know how to turn their brains, and they're naturally timid. Yes, cowardly。。。。。。。 You disagree? So listen to me, have you seen [Batman]? [Spider-Man]? [The Flash]? [Superman]? [Terminator]? Okay, it seems that you like the art of cinema, so tell me, what do you see in so many Hollywood concocted movies?

Oh, no, no, no, it's not a stunt, it's not a star, I'll tell you, baby.

It's the cowardice of the Americans.

Yes, I can say that this is a collectively timid people. You see in their movies, all the heroes are either human, spiders or bats, or machines that can't be killed. God, those are no longer savior heroes, each of them is more like a demon than the other.

Remember, baby, only people who are full of timidity and fear of life, who cannot solve the problems of life with normal forces, will hope for those means of expression that go beyond reality.

So, the surrealists, are all cowards.

Oh, far away, to hell with the timid Yankees, cheers. Well...... Let's go back to humor, or the question just now. Who has the most humor? Oh, you said you didn't want to guess? Why, do you want me to tell you directly?

Oh God, the philosopher was right, O woman, a beautiful, but impatient animal.

Hehe, well, let me tell you, the most humorous man in the world, is French.

Oh baby, don't stare your beautiful eyes so wide, yes, I'm not wrong, it's French.

You are wrong, the French are not a romantic people, they are just very humorous, when it comes to romance, I think you will be even more surprised, the most romantic in the world, is the Chinese.

Yes, it's you, it's me, it's us, it's the Chinese. Hehe.

What a red dust concubine laughs, what rushes to the crown and is angry for a red face, what a beacon plays the princes, all of them are done by the Chinese. China has never been romantic. When it comes to love, China has never lacked stories of talented and beautiful women, what are the four beauties of Qinhuai, Bayan, Jinling, and Twelve Hairpins。。。。。。

Well, it's a long way to go, let me think。。。。。。 That's right, the French.

Why are the French the most humorous?

Come, let's look at the closest evidence to us, and see this glass of red wine in front of us.

Do you know who created wine? It's French.

As early as the third century AD, the French learned to make red wine, and the beautiful vineyards of the Rhône Valley inspired the French to create. But, baby, you know what? In the first days, red wine was not recognized by the world. It was not until the fourth century that the Roman Empire recognized the legitimacy of Christianity, making wine an indispensable part of the Mass. The French are in nature – humorous, subversive! As a result, they eventually turned this solemn religious ritual into a catalyst for the most romantic love in the world.

Well, this cup, to those humorous and lovely French.

Baby, you know what? Humor and romance are often the most direct and effective catalysts for a great love. Well, let's see, right now, we have the French humorous wine, and we, as the most romantic people in the world - the Chinese.

So, is there reason to expect something together? Hehe.

You see, it seems to be drizzling outside, beautiful girl, would you mind going out for a walk with me, looking at the moon and blowing the evening breeze? By the way, I also have a great wine in my house. Belch...... If you think about it from a humorous point of view, I think it must be more "humorous" than the glass of red wine we have here tonight.

Well, my dear, if you don't object。。。。。。

OK！ Waiter, pay for it!

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