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That night, in a bar in the center of Nanjing, after three rounds of drinking, a friend mentioned the upcoming match between two first-class football teams in Jiangsu Province a day later. I remember my friend using a word that was quite popular in international football at the time: derby.

Derby? The first thing that comes to mind when I hear this word is the Milan duo of Serie A, Maldini who looks like a Renaissance statue, and Vieri, who is as muscular as a lion. Or Manchester, the old industrial city of the United Kingdom, is Manchester United and Sir Alex Ferguson in red, as well as Sun Jihai's Manchester City and the veteran European footballer Kevin Kevin Kilson.

There is no doubt that it is a bit nondescript to compare such a famous word as Derby with the domestic A, A, B and even the Chinese Super League. It's a bit of a sense to force Louis 13 to two pieces of five dozen bottles of Jinling dry beer.

We seem to have become very adept at borrowing things that seem to be dazzling and popular, so that more and more imitations are becoming more and more able to confuse the real with the fake. Our fans are also starting to learn to put on their faces full of paint or fancy costumes and steal the camera in the midst of hoarse roars. The fans on the pitch have also learned to stir up waves of Mexicans. Our soccer babe is more youthful and sexy than the other.

Our players have also learned to make photo albums, to be more noble than the world footballer, to drive famous cars for advertising - how can they learn these things at once?

It's a pity that behind the colorful packaging, the players are still the "professional players" who can do anything but can't play football, the club still uses a black hole that only spends money and doesn't make money, and the stadium is still those bare rough fields with no grass - this coincides with Zidane's famous head. The president of the Football Association is still the great volleyball coach Yuan!

Of course, these are the essences, but if you just look at those beautiful and dazzling words through the packaging and publicity, you may really be blinded by those things you have learned: people have derby, we have; People have football babies, we have; People have passionate fans, and we have; People have the demeanor of a superstar, although we don't have a superstar, but we still have a "style".

Look, in this way, it feels like a comprehensive upgrade of the chicken dog ascending to heaven, right? No, this year our league has been changed to "Chinese Super League". What is Serie A, La Liga, and Bundesliga? We went straight to the Premier League! Our club teams can't beat South Korean clubs, Japanese clubs can't beat Saudi clubs, we can't beat Thai clubs – what does it matter? We're already a "super" league club, and the name alone throws them all up a notch!

In Stephen Chow's "Journey to the West", Tang Seng said: People are born of people, and demons are born. According to the standards of China's ancient myth and legend system, if a demon wants to transform into a human form, it must have hundreds or thousands of years of cultivation. To put it in a scientific word, it's called "evolution."

But what if you want to skip the "evolutionary" stage and go straight to adulthood? What kind of thing will it be? Tang Seng told us with foresight: then it's not a demon, but it's not a human being yet - it's a shemale.

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