Time flies, and before you know it, it has come to the beginning of 2012. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info well, we still follow the tradition and start this year's annual summary meeting. In fact, there is always something similar to the annual meeting in other places, which is nothing more than a group of people gathering together to drink, draw lotteries, and tell third-rate jokes. Of course, there is one more eternal thing at the annual summary meeting of "The Legend of the God of War" - voting on whether this work should be **.

Speaking of this year's vote, the former chairman of the General Assembly, Lan Feng, resigned. So the previous vice-chairman, Princess Nastasya, took over, and the vice-chair was replaced by Princess Theodora, and the secretary was replaced by Fiona Hayes this time. Well, we have to admit that this is the most eye-catching of all presidiums.

"**,**, again**, I really don't know what these men are thinking!" Fiona waved angrily at the agenda in the presidium preparation room.

"Ahh The black swan of Renolsk pulled the issue book out of her hands.

"What do you mean by that, what's wrong with my figure?"

Nastasya gracefully paced up to Fiona, standing side by side with her, "What do you think, Your Highness Seodora?" ”

"Huh? Oh. Saildora cupped her chin and looked at the two of them carefully. Fiona only then managed to straighten her chest.

"My friend Fiona, you are completely incomparable, regardless of your chest, waist, hips, and legs, you are at a disadvantage in all aspects." This is Seodora's final conclusion, "Actually, I haven't said it because I'm afraid you'll be sad." ”

"Miss Hayes, now you should understand why His Royal Highness Theodora picks countless flowers, but he doesn't touch you." Nastasya said with a smile.

"Cyodora, you actually teamed up with outsiders to bully me, woo woo......"

"I can't lie about connoisseurship, Fiona."

"I'm desperate for this world that only sells meat and cuteness!" Fiona burst into tears.

"But I don't like it either." Cyodora watched Fiona leave, and turned back to speak.

"So let's add another topic."

At this time, I was in the venue.

"I'm right, there's nothing wrong with the map you gave this time." Wang Er asked.

"I've never missed it, it's just that the Beastmaster guy is a road idiot."

"You shouldn't have given him the task of bringing the newcomer to the venue." Where the boat summed up a sentence.

"Then we might as well bet that he can bring people to the venue in a few days, and I'll sit in the bank." Dezhi said.

"Yes, the loser will treat you to eat Dongting Lake's specialty - roast landlubber, it's enough." Tex said.

"Damn, this is too dark, prices have risen sharply recently, the year before last, I could let the beastmaster eat three whole ones, but now I can only eat three duck legs." Dezhi exclaimed.

"The last time I ate it, I didn't come yet, and it was said to be delicious, better than chewing cold kraft candy all day." Teks peeling off a candy wrapper of a clumsy brand kraft candy.

At this time, on the other side of the venue, the ghost area.

"Mother, I'm finally able to see you." Reinhardt threw himself into Chenna's arms.

"Rhine, let Mom take a good look, it's really getting more and more beautiful. Eco too, come over and let me give me a hug. ”

"Mother." Eclair blushed rarely.

"Legionnaire, whose family are these two beautiful girls?"

"March, this is Rhine and Eco, you don't recognize them at all."

"Ah, yes, it's a pity, if it wasn't for the early hanging, I would have pursued one of them." Ispar popped up and said.

"How can there be a chance for you kid, obviously, Old March's son is a childhood sweetheart with them." Yadan said.

"It's really unreasonable, I didn't say, 'After this battle, I'm going to go back to my hometown and get married.'" Lines like that, why am I hanging with you in Lankados? Ruth Bass patted Yadan on the shoulder.

"Lord Andak, you haven't seen my two daughters either."

"Ah, are they two Miss Luce, I'm glad to be there, well, I like this eagle very much, it's very much my style back then." Lockhit's chief of security said this, and the Falcon Andak seemed to understand his words and chirped happily.

At this time, the Empress and the Crown Prince also went over to the side of the Falensi.

"This kid is Reinhardt, what a beauty." Sigrani complimented.

"Thank you for the compliment, Your Majesty Sigrani." Reinhardt replied politely.

"What a well-behaved and sensible child, the more I look at it, the more I like it, how about it, Rhine, do you want to come to Mastar to play?"

"Sigrani, stay away from my daughter, don't think I don't know what you're up to." Cenna leaned over and whispered a warning.

"Oh, tell me, what am I thinking?" Sigrani said with golden eyes.

"My daughter won't be the crown princess of Mastar, so don't be delusional." China replied coldly, "Oh, by the way, instead of beating other people's daughters, it's better to be optimistic about your own daughter." Tsk, I really don't want to see the Heinels end up with a scandal like incest. ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"Ask your brother to go."

"Cut, what's the big deal, do you think Sogrand is really dead set on you?" Sigrani finds the direction to fight back. "Yes, Ellesa Rabelais, Pentesilea, Nataya, Nefertia, Salest, Iphigonia, I don't know what they have to do with Sogrande. Oh, by the way, and your lovely Majesty Margaret, I don't know what she was thinking. ”

"Yes, yes, even if that guy in Sogrend is not clear with so many women, he won't go to you to relive his old dreams, you die of this heart."

“@￥%%%￥#￥#%……”

“*%￥#￥%￥￥￥#…………”

"Your Majesty, are you like this?" Racoxiu, who was on the side, asked Canitus.

"Your sister, don't these two women know that they are so nonsense, which makes the men in our family feel a lot of pressure?" Sure enough, except for Minox, who was quite calm, the other Hitaros princes were all full of black lines. "Little sister, are you right?"

"No one has ever seen Lord Luce."

"You're shy, why are you so cold and hard to me. I'm your own brother. Firth yelled at his sister.

"My Arethria~ Is that really the case?" Nathaniels cried out.

"Third child, your luck is really good, how do you think you really have to face that man, there should be no chance of winning at all." Minox patted Canitez on the shoulder.

Canites turned his head to look at Racoxiu, wanting her to give him some comfort, and as a result—"Ah, if I don't go back, Theseus's chances are slim, I'll go talk to Cenna, and you can talk slowly." "Queen Hitarus fled.

So, the brothers hugged their heads and cried......

At this time, at the entrance of the venue.

"It's finally here, it's not easy." LongX said.

"Under my wise leadership, it arrived without a hitch, wah-ka-ka." The Unicorn King was proud.

"Wow, this is my first time attending the annual meeting, and I can see a lot of people." Damon was excited.

"Ah, who is that, the one who talks to someone who looks a lot like Ancelotti?" God's pawn asked, pointing at someone not far away.

"That's Milanello, that old man is Count Ancelotti, what does it mean to look like Ancelotti." The Beastmaster replied.

"Tsk, tsk, Beastmaster, it's not easy for you to bring all the people here." Where the boat came.

"That's natural, and don't look at who I am." The Beastmaster was even more proud.

"Then how do you explain the story of tigers, lions, rhinos, etc.?"

"Uh...... This ......"

"Come, come, let's sign in first."

After the group finished signing, they went in, and Dezhi took the sign-in book and checked it with the list. "The Red Soviet, the Water Without the Moon, the Mystery Horse, and the Society of the Winds are all there...... There is still no news of these people, and they can be boxed in their names. ”

Then, the annual summary meeting officially began. Well, the presidium is starting to come out. Well, both the Chair and the Vice-Chair got a lot of whistles, but when Fiona came out, the room was immediately quiet. This made Miss Hayes blush with anger, but fortunately she still saw Fiore and Lan Feng waving to her from the audience. Nastasya glanced at her.

Well, as soon as the President and Vice-President of the General Assembly sat down, someone brought a large bouquet of red roses to the stage. Cyodora was still a large bouquet, and Princess Marstar took a look at the cards in the flowers, one signed by Richard Grant and the other by Mark. Nastasya's bouquet was given by Duke Meshkin. As a result, Cyodora unceremoniously threw both bouquets of flowers into the trash. Instead, Nastasya summoned her squire, Flower, and asked her to take it down.

Okay, the first topic is the old rule, but this time, the ** party carefully considered the words: "Whether the protagonist of this work is going to be **." ”

Again, the old rule, Carl Holing spoke first: "Everyone, since the explosion of the nuclear power plant in Japan, ......" is a cliché, naturally in exchange for a bunch of cabbage.

The result of the vote was very unexpected, and the ** party received only 40% of the vote, which was an unprecedented fiasco.

Then, the second topic: "This conference has decided to hold an after-entertainment program, do you choose a stage play or a stage play or a stage play?" ”

"I want a maid coffee shop! Ah! "The Society of the Winds was killed as soon as they finished shouting.

"I want a cosplay restaurant, I want to see Eugaris wearing cat ears, oops!" Hello in the winter also died.

"Wang Er, do you also want maids, cat ears, stockings and other things?" The Mystery Girl asked.

"Hehe, hehehe," Wang Er learned to be obedient this time, "I still think the stage play is good." ”

"The stage play can also have maids, cat ears, stockings, absolute fields or something."

"Dechi, you bastard...... Hungry, hungry, hungry, ......hungry,

"Poor Wang Er." Dezhi mourned for him for a second.

Now that everyone has decided to choose the stage play, let's start deciding what to do. The choice of the play was decided by drawing lots, and this time a reader was asked to draw it, since Wang Er was no longer awake, then Dezhi volunteered to go up and draw lots. Dezhi won the lottery in one fell swoop - "Snow White".

"I'm rubbing, my luck is not good, it's better to smoke "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl"."

"Why is "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl"?" Damon asked.

"Stupid, there are also seven supporting roles, seven poor files on one side, and seven wet beauties on the other, which side do you choose?" The Beastmaster knocked Damon on the head.

Then, the content of this year's lottery has become the drawing of the characters in the play.

"Lan Feng, what did you draw? I don't think your face is good. ”

"Lord Randil, why don't I swap things with you?"

"Which character did you draw?" Reinst asked cautiously, and Lan Feng honestly showed him the note, and March's son immediately burst out laughing without any image. "In terms of characteristics, it's very consistent, hahaha."

On the side of the Mastar, Fiona was also crazy there, "What, why do I want to play this kind of villain boss, people also want to play Snow White." ”

"It means that Heaven has also seen your essence." Theodora was very calm, she drew "Snow White's biological mother", Fiona naturally drew "Snow White's stepmother", and Fiore drew "Magic Mirror".

On the reader's side, after opening the sign, there is a lot of sorrow.

"This is Hongguoguo's cheating." Dezhi was the first to express his dissatisfaction.

Well, the signing has indeed been cheated. But you don't have any proof, do you?

The roles are as follows: Fanship, Dezhi, Damon, Bing Zhen, Shui Wuyue, LongX, and Chess are the seven dwarfs, and as for the Unicorn King, he does his job - the prince's horse.

After memorizing lines, applying makeup, and changing clothes, the play officially began.

The king: "Ah, I have just returned from the battlefield and have heard that my wife has bore me a beautiful daughter. ”

The king took off his cloak, handed it to the attendants on the side, and walked to the bedside.

"Honey, I'm back, let me see our daughter."

"Huh?! How are you? ”

"Your Highness Sailodora, there is no such sentence in the line." Reinster whispered, "Now we're playing husband and wife, let's pick up the words." ”

"Oh," Cyodora nodded, "dear...... I prayed to Heaven that if I had given birth to a daughter, I would have black hair like ebony and skin like snow, and you see that God has answered our prayers, but I can no longer be with you. Ah, I see angels already around my bedside, goodbye, my beloved. ”

"Oh no, I just got a treasure and lost another, why is God so stingy with gifts to mortals." The king put down his swaddling clothes and embraced his dead wife. At this moment, Cyodora felt that she was having trouble breathing, and her heart seemed to jump out of her throat.

Change of scenery, Act II.

Fiona's stepmother stepped forward, "Magic mirror, magic mirror, am I the most beautiful woman in the world." ”

"Of course, ahem," Fiore replied habitually, as she doted on her sister, "but, Snow White is a hundred times more beautiful than you." ”

Then Snow White appeared in the magic mirror, and at this moment, Theodora saw Reichn holding her stomach in the background and laughing wildly. She looked at him in bewilderment, and then saw that Fiona was also there.

"This Snow White is a good one, the black wig looks like the real thing, and the skin is beautiful." Reinhardt in the audience said to Eclair.

"Huh? This Snow White looks familiar. Casillas said.

"If I'm not mistaken, you're ...... Lan Feng! Fiona was taken aback.

“……”

"Sure enough, it's Lan Feng, it's really unreasonable, I don't have a good-looking man!" Fiona shouted, "Call the hunter and take Snow White to the woods to kill her." ”

The Hunter (played by Floris) takes Snow White into the forest.

"Please don't kill me."

"Okay, if you satisfy me, I won't kill you." Floris said.

"And what do you want?"

Lord Lan Feng, don't get into the drama like this, you don't know that your pitiful appearance can easily cause me to think about it. Floris said with such a belly, she already felt the four stares shooting from the background.

"Then kiss me." Floris gestured to her face.

"Wow, although I know it's a pseudo-lily, I'm still cute." The audience was envious.

"I'm going to kill this Muddy!"

"Calm, calm, Fiona, oh, no, Queen." Fiore hurriedly restrained his sister.

Seven dwarfs or something, let's skip it. (Everyone: You're a dull man.) ）

After two failures, the queen decided to kill Snow White with a poisoned apple.

"Oh hehe, you will definitely die if you eat this, you dare to kiss that hunter, I can't get it, no one can think of it. Hey, hey...... "The queen is making poisoned apples."

"Fiore, your sister is really smearing dichlorvos on apples." Said Cyodora.

"It's okay, I've already replaced that dichlorvos with a compound licorice powder." Fiore said.

"Hey, have you already changed it, I thought that the bottle on the left was a real dichlorvos, and it was changed with the right one." Floris exclaimed.

"What!"

on stage.

"This apple seems to be poisonous." Lan Feng said.

"Sure enough, it's a doctor, it's hard to fool." Fiona said secretly, "There you have it! How can you be sure that it is not poisonous? Apples are not in the East, you have to follow the spirit of Shennong's taste of herbs, and you can only draw conclusions after eating them, which is the scientific and pragmatic attitude that a doctor should have. ”

"You do have a point." Lan Feng was moved, took a bite of the apple, and then fell on the stage.

"Wow Ka Ka Ka I finally made it." Fiona departed triumphantly.

But when she saw the prince playing, she immediately jumped up again.

"Which pit daddy's assigned role, why is the prince her?" Fiona pointed to the stage indignantly.

The prince (Nastasya) comes forward on a horse (the Unicorn King): "Ah, why is there such a beautiful person in the world, she should just kiss her and she will wake up." ”

"Hey, there's no mistake, that's the plot of "Sleeping Beauty"." Fiona jumped up again, this time with Michelle Lance back.

"Hey, Nataya, take your hands off." The little princess of Arlan in the audience suddenly turned black.

"Your Highness Messydis, the scene in front of you is not suitable for children."

"Tsk, tsk, French tongue kiss, how can a chick like Lan Feng stand this kind of teasing." Hollin said.

Sure enough, as soon as Nastasya's lips left, Lan Feng coughed up the apple.

"It's a happy scene." When Sogrend summed it up, he saw the "Seven Dwarfs" chasing a man with an axe and a shovel.

So I wish you all a happy Year of the Dragon.