2014 year-end summary meeting
On February 18, 2015, the traditional annual project of "The Legend of the God of War" - the year-end summary meeting was held again, which is gratifying and congratulatory. As an annual event, the www.biquge.info has never been boring, thanks to the excellent organization and high sense of responsibility of the organizers, led by the authors.
Everyone: "Kouhu, you haven't held this event in two years. Also, isn't every time the organization work is carried out by the characters in the book, and it is about the author? ”
Author: "When I say it's held every year, it's every year, but I didn't give out tickets to readers in the first two years, and you didn't participate." ”
Everyone: "How can it be repaired! Brothers, guy and scrap him, as long as you don't break your hands. ”
Where the boat: "The head cannot be hit, and the other parts are arbitrary." ”
So passers-by were amazed to see some bloody scenes.
"I didn't know that this entertainment show was a reproduction of the Shaolin Eighteen Bronze Formations in "God of Food", tsk, this performance is really in place, and this blood is splashed everywhere. Oh, is that the legendary head of the eighteen weapons - the folding chair? Admiral Carl Hollin stood with his chest crossed.
"Well, yes, this trick is very informative. It's also very powerful, I wrote it down, and sure enough, every time I come, I get something new. A mysterious woman took out a small black book on the side and recorded it.
"This beautiful lady, such a violent scene is really not suitable for you to see, let me serve you and send you to your seat." Huo Lin bowed gracefully.
"Ah, it's a beautiful lady or something......"
"Carl, I didn't pay attention for a few minutes, and you're harming others again? Come with me, it's time to get in. ”
"Ouch, let go of my ears, Anna, you're too much, ouch!" Admiral Holin dragged him away.
"Hey, wife, who were you talking to?"
"A strange uncle, let's go, Wang Er, this is the first time I've entered the arena with you."
"Ahaha, it's just a boring party, you insist on coming with me."
"Wang Er, you have blood on your face."
"Ha, it's okay, it's not mine anyway." Wang Er wiped his face.
After about 20 minutes, the group put down their folding chairs, packed up and prepared to enter.
"I'm in a good mood today, meow."
"Yes, yes, this co-reader, I've never seen you before, ask the daimyo." Hello Winter, asked.
"The ID below is 'Omas's robe,' meow."
"It turned out to be Brother Omas, fortunately, fortunately, I will introduce you to the Unicorn King later."
At the same time, in a squatting room in the restroom of the venue.
"This proposal should be foolproof."
"It's natural, I've persuaded them to abstain from voting, leaving a few sisters like Mima to be feared. We've been planning for this for almost a decade, and we're going to succeed this time. ”
"Assert ......"
"Trainer, don't laugh like this every time."
Outside the squatting room, Sogre just finished loading the tuba and went to the sink to wash his hands. At this time, Lan Feng also walked in.
"Ah, Lord Luce."
"Good afternoon, Mr. Lan Feng."
"Uh...... Lord Luce. ”
"Mr. Lan Feng, do you have anything to say?"
"I've heard rumors that the harem party is going to propose it again this time, and they seem to be bound to win."
"Is Mr. Lan Feng worried about this? It doesn't matter, just the flow of ambition can't make a big climate. Besides, did you decide between Natasha and Miss Hayes? Thorgrande said with a smile.
"Don't joke with it, Lord Luce."
And a few people in the squatting room.
"Damn, what do you mean by 'just a stream of ambition', Lao Tzu wants to go out to fight that soul."
"Calm down, you're no match for Saulgrande Leus, there's a bunch of beautiful women upside down, do you? People can fight ten at a time, can you? People have the aura of the protagonist, do you have it? ”
"Trainer, don't tell the truth so quickly."
"I'm just too honest, ......
When Dezhi and the others came to the venue, Admiral Huo Lin and he inadvertently passed by.
"I heard that our proposal was postponed for a second vote, so it won't be a problem, right?" Admiral Hollin asked.
"It's just a matter of knowing the outcome later, we've already arranged it here, and now it's time for the damn author and Thorgrande to see us and others united." Dezhi secretly clenched his fists.
"Great, it's up to you to play."
At this time, the rostrum entered one after another, as in the previous two years, the chairperson was Nastasya Romanovna, the vice-chairperson was Cyodora Heiner, and the secretary general was Fiona Hayes. As always, flowers were sent to the President and the Vice-Presidents, and as always, no flowers were sent to the Secretary-General. Well, this shouldn't be the reason why Miss Hayes has been black-faced, you must know that if a person plays the villain in the stage play of the year-end summary for three consecutive years, whoever comes to the year-end summary meeting will be under pressure.
"My friend Fiona, in this year's stage play, you will definitely not play the villain again." Cyodora reassured.
"How can you let me rest assured, I can bear to play the queen in "Snow White" and the stepmother in "Cinderella", but why do you let me play Tu Anjia in "Zhao's Orphan"!" Miss Hayes became excited at the mention of this.
"By the way, which one did you draw this year's script?" Nastasya asked.
"I remember it was 'Notre Dame', and the villain Locke had already volunteered to play it." Cyodora said.
"Who?" Fiona asked.
"Who else but your brother loves you so much."
"Alright, alright, let's get the boring business done first, and then let's talk about the aftershow." Nastasya reminded. The other two women agreed.
Nastasya then called the meeting to order, and then asked everyone to open the file and take a closer look at the first motion.
When he opened the document and saw the title of the first bill, he immediately looked back at the seat of the Pharians. Horin didn't know what was going on, but Sogrend smiled meaningfully at him.
"Damn, this time it's been yin again, my hard work."
Because the first topic of this conference is - should tofu brain be sweet or salty.
"Speaking of tofu, after Lord Lan Feng made it for the first time, sprinkled it with some clear salt, it was very delicious." Fiona said, holding her face.
"Oh, really?" Nastasya chuckled, "When I was sick and bedridden in Pamis, Lan Feng managed to make me tofu and drizzle it with a layer of honey, which was sweet and tender. ”
"So tofu has to be salty to be delicious." Fiona stressed again.
"Sweet tofu is the most exquisite enjoyment." The black swan of Renosk naturally disagreed.
"I say, don't ......," Cyodora tried to persuade.
"My friend Theodora, this is a matter of principle, don't interfere." Fiona said.
"Your Highness Cyodora, I will not compromise on this matter, please don't be biased." Nastasya said.
Cyodora was told by the two of them, and it was not easy to interfere, but she couldn't find a helper to stop the situation in the audience.
"The sweet party is mighty, and the sweet party is orthodox!"
"Die to death, you heretics should be burned to death!"
"Spicy is king, sweet and salty are evil!"
At this time, there was chaos in the venue, all kinds of things were thrown around, people were fighting with each other, and the Hou/Palace party, who was still discussing in a friendly manner just now, fell apart in an instant.
"Dezhi, although you are a good person, but in this matter alone, I can't stand on the same front with you."
"Wang Er, although I respect you as a person, the tofu brain must be sweet."
"Well, then, you two have a good fight."
"Trainer, why are you just standing there watching the fun!" Both of them asked at the same time, turning their heads sideways.
"Because the Demon Capital area is both sweet and salty."
"Let's destroy this common enemy first, Dezhi!"
"Good idea, Wang Er, I just can't bear this kind of guy who doesn't have a firm position, take your life, trainer!"
Because the whole process of the meeting was occupied by the brawl between the sweet and salty parties, there was no time to vote on all the agenda items after that.
As for the stage play after that.
"Author, you are a dull soul, why did I draw Quasimodo this time!" Miss Hayes blocks a man backstage.
"Well, actually, don't care, who were the first two times you drew Snow White and Cinderella?"
"You mean, this time he drew Esmeralda?"
"You know, anything is possible, I won't say more."
"Great!" Fiona happily ran away.
"SG, give me an explanation, why did you let me draw this kind of character again?!" The Unicorn King has appeared.
"Isn't it just an extra horn, and this year is the Year of the Goat, so you're lucky."
"That's right." When the unicorn king shakes his head, someone takes the opportunity to escape.
Half an hour later, the Unicorn King saw the green tendons on Miss Hayes's forehead, because it was Nastasya who drew Esmeralda this time. As for Lan Feng, the character he drew was Gangowa. As for the Unicorn King, it was obvious that it was Esmeralda's goat that was drawn.
The performance was also a complete success, especially Esmeralda, played by Princess Nastasya, who was charming, and the only problem was that she was too enthusiastic about Gangova, who was supposed to be a passerby. As for Quasimodo, played by Fiona, he received unanimous bad reviews.
As a result, the year-end summary meeting held every year ended successfully, and the conspiracy of the evil harry/palace party was once again thwarted by the witty author. Congratulations, congratulations.