Even though Miss Wei had let him go, Lin Chou still didn't understand how he provoked her.

", early menopause?"

Lord Qingyu said that he could give Lin a chance to make up for his mistakes.

Well, she's actually a little hungry.

Lin Chou listened, hey, this is simple, old business.

Hole...

No, this is not what his old man said.

Speaking of the cataclysm, a sister Ling once said:

A woman leads to a man's heart through his stomach; A man leads to a woman's heart through her ......

Ball's sack!

Cross out, cross out.

This is not the road of chicken soup to the heart and stomach, but the road to 404.

- It can be seen that this sentence is incorrect.

Let's start with it...

Ah, the original text might look like this:

If you want to conquer a woman's heart, you must first conquer a woman's stomach.

Oh, woman!

It's as simple as that.

And for men, it's very difficult.

Ru once said:

A man is a complex creature, a man's face is as fickle as the weather, and if you want to conquer a man's heart, you can only conquer his prostate first.

(Men ♂: ??? ）

Belch... Anyway...

In short, Miss Wei is still angry, in case this sister rushes to the back kitchen to take a bite of money and meat, Lin Chou may not be able to beat others, and the hero will not suffer the loss in front of him.

Lin Chou asked very doggedly,

"Sister Qingyu, what are you eating?"

Ordinary people absolutely do not have this treatment, and what a future kitchen god like Lin Chou needs is to look up and worship, yes, all of them must look up - otherwise they will never be able to see the menu hanging on the beams of the house.

Hum!

Wei Qingyu chin clutched,

"Let's rinse my mouth with a pot of snow buds first, well, the weather has been so hot lately, I don't have an appetite..."

Lin Chou groaned,

"If you don't have an appetite, it's not suitable to eat greasy, or boiled cabbage? Cold pepper sprouts with a... How about fish jelly rice? ”

Wei Qingyu rolled his eyes directly,

"Do you think the old lady looks like a poor man?"

“...”

I can't imagine that you are such a Qingyu sister, don't you remember how much you took care of me and Dasha when you were at the shooting range? You are ruthless, you are unjust, you are vexatious!

In short, Lin Chou touched his nose.

The corners of Leng Han's lips are raised - this is definitely the standard Leng snickering method, Lin Chou has seen it many times, but it is actually a little cute.

Wei Qingyu sat here for a long time and didn't eat, and he was hungry and didn't want to eat at this time, which was very sad.

"Ahh It's annoying..."

Leng Han gave advice,

"I don't want to eat greasy and I don't want to eat vegetables, I don't want to drink soup, do I want to eat seafood? The sashimi that Lin Chou made once tasted very good, and a few days ago we went to the seafood market and bought big red shrimp, which is super expensive and should be delicious. ”

Lin Chou almost didn't cry, sister, don't take you to sell me like this!

Sister Qingyu is already so irritable, she has already changed early, is it really good to eat so violently?

"What big red shrimp?"

Lin Chou was terrified and extremely reluctant,

"It's just an ordinary red devil shrimp, nothing unusual, ordinary!"

"Oh, that's ten pounds."

“......”

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

The corners of Wei Qingyu's mouth suddenly put on a charming smile, and she was in a good mood,

"Xiaoice, what else have you bought?"

(Cold Tyrannosaurus, please be merciful...) Ben Shuai has lost all his money... ）

Leng Han thought for a while,

"Champagne crab, but it looks ugly, hmm... By the way, there's also a rose lobster! ”

"What the hell is a rose lobster?"

"Ahh Rose lobster, that's the name, it's particularly beautiful! ”

"Two of them!"

Lin Chou completely gave up the struggle, and after all, he also planned to give the cold tyrannosaurus food, which was not a loss at this time.

"Sister Qingyu, there are only fourteen red devil shrimps, and there is only one rose dragon, but they are very large, one meter long, enough for you to eat."

"Oh, this way, since you don't like the champagne crab Xiaoice cubes, don't want it, the rest will be, and two more servings of coconut milk jelly..."

Lin Chou wrote them down one by one, and there was nothing to love.

Coconut milk jelly is a real loss, don't expect this Qingyu sister to pay for this meal, a proper overlord meal.

Wei Qingyu's eyes flashed with a hint of urgency,

"A pot of razor clams!"

"Poof"

Listen, the sound of the sea crying~

"Drip."

"Trigger the Continuity Quest, Boss's Little Secret:

Only once a month to make the customer's favorite food, no limit to the ingredients, not by the host to choose the customer, this system will be very kind to provide a brief production steps.

If the customer is satisfied, the reward is random attribute points +1, and the backhill nursery can plant 1 crop seed; The customer is not satisfied, and is penalized with a random attribute point of -1, which is a random loss of 7% of body volume.

This month's mandatory assignment of the task food: razor nose.

Designated mission customer: Wei Qingyu.

Completion time, one business day.

The brief production steps are as follows: ........."

┻━┻︵╰╰(‵□′)╯╯︵┻━┻

Lin Chou wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and held the table,

"You're my sister... Where did you hear about the menu... I'm here to toss the cook..."

Wei Qingyu ignored him at all, crossed his long legs and whispered to Leng Han, and from time to time let out a string of demonic laughter with extremely high sugar content that could easily cause blood clots, as if it was not the two of them who shouted and killed just now.

“...”

Lin Chou dragged his dejected back to the house.

Huang Dashan roared,

"Eh, what are you doing in my car? Are you running away from home again? ”

Lin Chou was weak and turned on the radio,

"Hello? Bao Er? Bring me two hundred pounds of razor clams, the largest razor clams, well, within an hour. ”

When I go back to the kitchen to toss other dishes, I always feel that I have a strong smell of the Great Depression.

"Master of the system, this kind of spicy chicken *100 task must be had? Can't you send out compassion and cancel it? ”

"Yes."

"Wow... You're the best system I've ever seen..."

"Lie to you."

“**********！”

Why does it feel like the system is suddenly so much more user-friendly? Delusion?

"System, why is this task a random missing seven percent of body volume and nothing else?"

"Considering that the host of a lower primate may refuse to complete the task for various reasons or may not complete the task at all, the system believes that such a punishment is more deterrent to the host."

Lin Chou pouted,

"Isn't it more deterrent to simply missing the head and heart or something?"

"This system will not issue mortal missions, according to the cognitive category of low-level primates, unknown and random are more effective - for example, it is entirely possible that these seven percent will be randomly divided into one D + two kidneys + waist discs."

“...”

This dog beep system.

Lin Chou smacked his lips,

"I'll act like I didn't hear anything else.,I don't know random.,Hey,That's the truth that I never buy lottery tickets!"

system

"Idiot, the lottery is neither unknown nor random!"

One line of black letters,

"The IQ and cognition of the host of the lower primates are really as good as ever, and it is really a wise choice for this system to insist on random attribute points in intelligence."

This dog beep system!

Ah, wait.

I look like I suddenly understand something...

"Cute system, did you lose this gold festival, or this silver festival?"

"There is no definition of discipline in the system, but the host's discipline is here in the system."

"The dog said..."

"Drip, trigger again and again—"

"The sack of the ball!! I was wrong......"

"Well, your festival has fallen to the ground, pick it up."

"Huh!"

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