This "噫~" is very tasteful, and what is even more flavorful is that the little girl with a white face made up a "噫惹~" in the back

Lin Chou's face was dark, and he wanted to speak and stopped .jpg

Sister-in-law Hu smiled and leaned back, and in the eyes of others, the plump and abrupt curves showed a bit of turbulent momentum.

For example, the little girl with her head tilted has a bit of longing in her eyes.

As for Lin, forgive him, he is still a child, and he came from the wilderness and mountains, and he has no knowledge.

"Xiao Jiang, aren't you going to let your sister-in-law in?"

The little girl hurriedly opened the slender... Belch... Slender body, in short, very thin, very thin.

Lin Chou suddenly felt that one of his brain circuits had been caught again,

"Jiang Nan old thief, he has lost his conscience-"

Before the age of ten, Lin Chou often put this on his lips and was catchy, so he was often chased and killed by Jiang Nan with an "army" all over the alley.

Jiang Nan's thin lips pursed slightly, and the corners of her mouth curled,

"Humph! Lin Xiaodan! ”

emmmmmm, often the real hair and small are like this into each other's shallow friendship that they haven't seen for many years.

Yes, not in years.

Since Lin was raised by Comrade Xiao Jiang to prune some embarrassing parts of the sixteen-kilogram male goose "Little Garlic", the innocent friendship between the two began to decline.

Friendships before the age of ten have always been simple and fragile.

Of course, Lin, as a man, is not particularly careful.

What really broke the friendship was that after a small argument between the two, Xiao Jiang locked someone Lin in a room with terrible creatures such as "garlic, shallots, star anise, cumin" and so on for two hours.

What a cruel act! What a wicked act!

Xiao Jiang didn't know if he remembered the same episode as Lin Chou, covering his mouth, his dark eyes narrowed, and there was a smile in it.

Lin Chou's face darkened.

Walking into the yard, I heard Sister-in-law Hu say in front,

"The goose raised by this girl is really handsome (zùn)~"

Lin Chou raised his head - the courtyard was full of slender necks raised high, the side head stared at the visitor with one eye, and the individual leading geese that seemed particularly tall were slowly stretching their wings, and the overall look was more than three or five times larger, and they hung their heads, like a slender Yan Ling arrow.

"Balls, sacks of balls!"

Attack stance...

Lin Chou was stunned, this, this, this script is wrong.

Scold~

This is the attitude that these domestic beasts use to face an executioner with bloody hands and a professional cook.

Lin Chou was stunned and excited, and his mentality was upright and peaceful, which was true.

He looked at them like he was looking at a lump of meat on a chopping board—could he think that the way they looked at themselves was also looking at some kind of delicious ingredient?

So the question is, according to the standard conversion formula, the combat power of an otaku is equal to 0.5 geese, does Lin, as a special cow-beep evolutionary, have the power to fight in the face of this yard full of geese?

Amusing!

You're killing yourself!

You're hitting a stone with an egg!

You are... This is...

Xiao Jiang slammed the iron door shut, and said helplessly to Lin Chou who was sticking to the gate like an octopus,

"Let me go, you're in my way, the goose will run away if you don't hang the deadbolt."

"Uh-oh." Lin Chou's movements are particularly professional, the palms of his arms are outstretched and the door panel is buckled backwards, not to tell you, this is actually a secret that is not passed on, so that it can bring more sense of security, the palm is not good, the palm is sweaty and the cool breeze blows, and the whole heart will be pulled out with the cold.

When Xiao Jiang turned around, he was also startled,

"What's going on?"

There are more than 100 big white geese in the whole yard, all of them are ready to go, and even if they come to hate, at most they will take such a posture.

If it weren't for their owner, Jiang Nan, who happened to be within the effective killing range, perhaps the tragedy would have happened by this time.

Jiang Nan looked at Lin Chou with a strange face,

"You're really... It hasn't changed at all..."

This man, beckoning a goose.

Lin Chou trembled - no, I have changed, I have become more hateful than before, all avian creatures are forced to be hostile to understand!

Anyway, why don't I think about it now, isn't it too late?

Jiang Nan stretched out his arms to protect Lin Chou behind him,

"It's okay, it's okay, with me, they don't dare to jump up and screw you."

"What about the twist that doesn't jump?"

"You stupid, can't you jump if they don't jump! Eh, what are you doing! I'm telling you to jump and hide! ”

"Quack~quack~!"

"Ahh Am I pretty... Ahhhhh

Ten minutes later, Lin Chou stood in Xiao Jiang's house in embarrassment, and Sister-in-law Hu and Xiao Jiang picked goose feathers all over his body for him.

- The mentality has completely collapsed.

Jiang Nan is still complaining,

"Don't move, what are you running, they won't clamp you if you hide behind me!"

“......”

Lin Chou was silent for a full minute, and said fiercely,

"You geese, I want them all!"

Whisper beep,

"I'll look for a car, and you'll be responsible for sending me to Yanhui Mountain."

Jiang Nan snorted,

"That's not good, at most only a third, and it's not yet old enough to grow, these are two years and two months old geese, and they just sold a batch last month, you have to wait."

Jiang Nan said,

"I heard that you have become an evolutionary, and you open a restaurant outside, right, and evolutionaries also eat this kind of ordinary food?"

Lin Chou rubbed his face, always feeling that his whole face was stretched by those pincer-like mouths.

"What's wrong with the evolutionaries, it's not just a nose and two nostrils that are out of breath, their mouths are even more greedy, and they are all genuine 'rice buckets'."

Jiang Nan said,

"I heard that you have always been a first-order eh, will they bully you for being weak and eating overlord meals?"

Lin Chou waved his hand, if it weren't for the goose feathers flying like snow with his movements, he would have looked very imposing,

"Those who don't exist, kill them."

Jiang Nan just smiled, not believing it at all.

She has a lot of words, but it can be seen that the little girl usually doesn't talk to people much, and she can't figure out a lot of common sense things.

"My goose needs at least 12 circulation points and a catty, and it doesn't bargain."

After speaking, he looked at Lin Chou with a very naughty look.

Lin Chou tugged at the corners of his mouth,

"If you calculate it according to the standard of the big male goose that just clamped me the hardest, I will give you five hundred and one catties."

Jiang Nan said speechlessly,

"That's not good, you have to keep it to step on the eggs, it's the backbone of the geese, it's eleven years old this year - and you don't know it, it's garlic!"

Lin Chou's legs were clamped, and he felt that his crotch was cold.

Am I pretty, MMP, do you hear that I am pretty!

"It's it, it's... It's old... Are you still alive?? ”

Jiang Nan said with a smile,

"Of course, the current flock of geese can be counted as its descendants, I have weighed it, the garlic is already forty-six pounds, and there is glue on the head."

"Last time, a person surnamed Fu came over, and I was reluctant to sell it for 3,000 circulation points."

"Hmph, little garlic grew up with me since I was a child, so I won't sell it."

Lin Chou pinched his chin and said,

"What's the surname... It's the people of the Strange Restaurant, they can be considered to have a vision... I didn't even pay attention to it just now, little garlic... Is it glued on the old man's head? ”

Goose glue is the crown part of the goose, except for a few species, some ordinary elderly goose crown will also produce gum, but it is very rare to grow to an edible size.

Jiang Nan nodded,

"The person surnamed Fu said that the garlic may have mutations, so it will live a long life, and even the crown of the offspring of the garlic is larger than that of other geese."

Speaking of his goose, Jiang Nan gushed endlessly, and the two of them talked about various meaty tastes for a long time, and Sister-in-law Hu was a little strange.

"Now childhood sweethearts are talking about this kind of thing?"

Jiang Nan said angrily,

"Sister-in-law, what are you talking about!"

After thinking about it,

"Every time a regular customer comes, I will let them try the dishes, I will kill a goose, wait for me!"

Lin Chou smiled,

"With thin arms and thin legs, it's a question of whether you can hold the goose, you don't have to try it, just a glance."

Lin Chou asked,

"Do you have a regular source of customers, and how many geese can you give me?"

Jiang Nan was taken aback,

"Can you ask for a lot? I have 30 young geese every year, 20 adult geese, and 10 old geese. ”

Lin Chou choked up suddenly,

"What do you say? That's 60 in total! ”

Sister-in-law Hu was taken aback,

"Twelve circulation points are a catty, how can a goose get more than a dozen catties, God... This girl is so profitable... Laying golden eggs... Ahem, ahem..."

Lin Chou is embarrassed,

"Too little, can there be more?"

Jiang Nan pursed his lips,

"It can be, it's just... They're very edible, and I... I..."

To put it bluntly, Jiang Nan can't come up with so much money to expand the scale of breeding at once, and her geese may eat more than free grass and fish and shrimp in the pond.

Lin was worried,

"Not really."

Touched his pocket, and the circulation point card given by the big guy in the snow dumpling happened not to be placed on the counter.

"You take this card, the appetite of the evolutionary is generally very large, and I can eat as many geese as I can sell, and it will be regarded as a deposit."

The bright and dangling words "one hundred thousand" on the card made Jiang Nan and Sister-in-law Hu almost suffocate,

"This, this..."

"Linzi, don't you do anything... Not good business, right..."

Lin Chou waved his hand,

"I don't have any cash, let's put it here for you first, and then talk about the rest, can you just give me the goose later?"

It's not that Lin Chou is showing off, but he only has a card and no cash, and the cash in his pocket will immediately be confiscated by the system and turned into a number on the panel, as for the circulation point card, it must go to the counter, and the system may also have to go through some procedures.

Jiang Nan didn't know what to say, she hadn't seen her since she was ten years old and hadn't said a word, and "Fa Xiao", who had not said a word, suddenly became hugely rich, which made her little head a little unable to react.

Sister-in-law Hu said neatly,

"In the end, it's an evolutionary, it's different, just this card is enough for your sister-in-law to live two lifetimes."

Lin Chou is laughing sneakily,

"That's not possible, when the gourd baby reaches the second order, there are more than this number of medicinal materials for refining the body every year, not to mention that you have to make up for all kinds of expensive beast meat from time to time."

Sister-in-law Hu opened her mouth wide in horror,

"So many??"

Lin Chou nodded,

"Which evolutionary doesn't want to climb higher, this is considered a few, mutants are not as economical as awakened and martial artists."

Sister-in-law Hu patted her heart,

"Don't say it, your sister-in-law's heartbeat is not enough, it's too scary."

Ordinary people don't know all about the "market" of evolutionaries, and most of them will only selectively filter out some information that they are interested in.

For example, the people in the alley only know that becoming an evolutionary can get a "salary" of 7,000 circulation points every month, but they don't think about what the evolutionary will pay for it.

emmmmmm, maybe life, maybe poll tax.

Sister-in-law Hu said to Jiang Nan,

"Did you hear it, don't put the card away, Xiaolinzi will be your gold master in the future, the kind of gold house hidden Jiao~"

"If you can't use a goose, you can still use a person~"

Sister-in-law Hu is really...

Whether it is Uncle Tiger Lin Chou or Jiang Nan, in front of Sister-in-law Hu, who has a huge voice and domineering and revealing language, they can only be defeated.

Jiang Nan blushed and said very seriously,

"I'll write down every expense and post it for you when the time comes."

How did you say that, he Lin Chou had never touched money, and he Lin Chou was not interested in money at all!

(Cry, woooo ）

Lin Chou was actually very happy, he was very satisfied with the quality of these geese, and even when he twisted people, his movements were so elegant and violent.

- This kind of beauty must be completely bloomed on my Lin's board, huh!

"Okay, that's it, when will the first geese be sent to me?"

JIANG Nandao,

"There are still twenty-one days left in the recent young geese, and the adult geese and the old geese are also around that time, which is not about a few days."

"Okay, wait for your good news, when the goose is slaughtered, let the gourd baby and the second tiger call Bao Er over, he knows what to do."

Sister-in-law Hu smiled,

"Business is over? Let's go to my sister-in-law's house for dinner, that little annoying spirit in our family happens to be absent today, so let's have a few drinks with your sister-in-law. ”

"Well, wait until I catch a goose..."

"No, someone gave me something on the way, it's all ingredients."

"That's it, where can I go to my sister-in-law's house and let you bring things." Sister-in-law Hu said mysteriously, "Sister-in-law has good things, good things that you can't usually eat." ”

Lin Chou was curious,

"Can't eat it usually? What is it? ”

Jiang Nan's eyes were blazing.

Sister-in-law Hu bought a pass,

"You'll know when the dish is ready, go, it's getting dark, and your Uncle Tiger doesn't know if he will be back today, old guy!"

Lin Chou said,

"Speaking of which, sister-in-law Hu, when will the yard between you and Uncle Tiger be opened, I see that the soy sauce tank in your yard can't fit hehe."

Sister-in-law Hu's eyebrows stood up,

"Little rabbit cub, your sister-in-law is here? It's crooked! ”

"Huh? How can it be said that it is a pastime, this is a serious matter, a real serious matter! ”

Jiang Nan snickered.

Sister-in-law Hu muttered,

"Little Bunny... Your sister-in-law, I want to come... That old fellow, he will die to save face and suffer the crime. ”

"Sister-in-law, what are you talking about?"

"Ahh Cough... Nothing, nothing..."

"I seem to hear someone who is dying to save face or something..."

"Shut up, believe it or not, the old lady sewed it for you?"