Chapter 1047: Mountain Master Roasted Bamboo Rat (2-in-1)
The time was nine o'clock in the evening, Huang Dashan walked in front with a big horse lantern, Wu Ke followed closely behind Huang Dashan's buttocks and kept chattering,
"Oh, I'll go, Master Shan, slow down, slow down!"
The broken road of the black hole is thinner than a sheep's intestine under the feet, and further down is a mountain stream more than 200 meters deep.
Wu Kexu's head was covered with sweat, and this kind of extreme sports was really embarrassing for him.
When there were still one or two hundred meters to climb to the top of the mountain stream, the slope of the stone wall was slightly softened, and Wu Ke was almost forced to slip up by the mountain master by the neck.
The mountain master is extremely impatient,
"Niang Xipi, you are a dog, if there is a bustle, you have to make up and make up, it is annoying."
Lin Chou casually touched the two ears from the stone, wiped off the dust and put it in his mouth and bit it.
"Boom~"
It's hard.
Lin Chou spit out the contents of his mouth and said,
"Rock ears have begun to grow on the stone walls of this mountain, but they are also a little bitter, and they can't eat it at all."
Shan Ye threw Wu Ke to the top and stood firm,
"Soak in wine, I've heard that rock ear thing is aphrodisiac in wine."
Lin Chou was speechless - it seems that anything can have an aphrodisiac effect for the mountain master recently.
Climbed up the mountain wall and looked at it sadly,
"Well, over there, that's the direction where the smoke came out just now."
Sister with pigtails and big breasts and Su Yourong didn't know what kind of plane to do in the back mountain, Lin Chou and a few people were pulling in the small restaurant, and the smoke began to come out of the back mountain, and the smoke pillars were almost one or two hundred meters high-these guys wouldn't be ready to set the ancestral mountain on fire and sacrifice to the sky, right?
After walking for about two kilometers through a small space full of trees and rattan thorns, they came to a clearing that looked like it had just been bombed.
Su Yourong, pigtails and big-breasted sister half-squatted on the ground with gray heads, stunned at the black lump in front of them.
Lin Chou leaned forward and slapped his thigh with pleasure,
"Yo a few, it's amazing, there's nothing to eat, this is, roasted all the popping fruits??"
The pop fruit is a strange fruit, usually climbing on the big tree, with a sweet aroma like honey, which can attract the attention of many qualitative people - of course, it is also relatively tasty.
However, the reason why this thing is called the Boom Fruit is not called in vain, it relies on the explosion of the fruit after overripeness to spread the seeds, and the power of the explosion is quite small, at least if you get close to it, it will definitely be no problem to stun a mouse.
Well, when heated, the explosion power*5 starts and is accompanied by thick smoke and diffuse low-temperature flames.
Lin Chou glanced at the size of the husk,
"Hey, how many dozen of them are roasted in one piece? No one was hurt, right? ”
The pigtails wiped his face, and pointed to the very miniature 'house' and 'garden' beside him, which had been burned half-burned, and the 'pots and pans, tables and chairs' inside, and so on.
"It's gone... It's all gone... My 'home'... My big house... My garden... It's mine... Woooooo
Su Yourong tilted his head pitifully,
"Wet Tiger, I'm so hungry..."
What happened, probably Yourong and the pigtails pretended to be having a good time, and then, when they were hungry, there happened to be a bunch of popping fruits next to them, and then, a little "kitchen accident" ruined everything.
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"Let's find something to eat..."
The pigtails suddenly wowed and cried even louder.
Huang Dashan had a headache,
"Isn't it just a house, come on, come on, watch your prince and father build a small villa for you in minutes!"
"Really?"
"Really!"
"The kind with a garden?"
"There must be!"
In the end, in order to coax the pigtails and Su Yourong, who were ravaged by the bombardment, Prince Huang was responsible for building the house, Lin Chou was in charge of the food, and a group of unserious guys were ready to hold a decent picnic in the back mountain... Ah no... The girls seriously called it a house wine.
When Prince Huang was building a wild nest, Lin Chou went around to the other direction of the mountain stream under the leadership of Wu Ke to find the newly moved wild ingredients.
Wu Ke stammered,
"Brother Chou, look, just the black one, the gray ones next to it are all females, the bitten are all scaly, it's not a thing, and over there, under the big flat stone over there, do you see a few young giant salamanders, well, it looks like they are in their teens and twenties, and they are in the prime of life."
Lin Chou turned his face back,
"No wonder you asked me to come - you didn't say this thing was a strange beast!"
The black old giant salamander was more than half a meter longer than Wu Ke, and it seemed to weigh at least two hundred catties, and its body was filled with origin fluctuations like steam, which was really a first-order high-level.
Wu Ke smiled innocently,
"This kind of low-level alien beast is not worth mentioning to you, Brother Chou, ha, it is not worth mentioning."
In the end, the black giant salamander was ripped away by Lin Chou like a broken sack, and its sharp teeth shattered all over the ground the moment it bit Lin Moumou's evil claws.
On the way back, he floated over, and was sent back to the restaurant by Lin Chou to find pots and spices.
Wu Ke took a ruler and compared it,
"Brother Sorrow, hey, wait a minute, I'll record the data, just for a while, for a while!"
"Don't make a noise!"
“?”
Lin Chou's eyes lit up,
"Look, what's that!"
Wu Ke rolled his eyes and said,
"Bamboo, withered bamboo."
Lin Chou smiled,
"Look at the bamboo tops?"
"Huh? As a result, I rubbed..."
The roots of the two bamboos next to each other were about the thickness of thighs, and the whole of them had withered, and the branches were charred yellow, and at most a third of the leaves on them were left, and they were still falling.
What is more noticeable is that there are a lot of bamboo rice on the bamboo tips, and the bamboo strips are bent, and the whole bamboo will die after the bamboo rice is produced, which is an inevitable phenomenon.
In the forest farther away, you can see large patches of withered yellow bamboo, which appear as if they were contagious.
Wu Ke circled around the bamboo,
"Why did the good guy die, Brother Chou, look here, there are still bamboo shoots that want to show their heads, and they will die?"
Lin Chou dug out the bamboo shoots,
"The bamboo shoots are okay, but the bamboo is dead, and it hasn't been long since it died - it shouldn't be, this kind of weather is not a big flood and drought, why is it the rice?"
Wu Ke also dug up two bamboo shoots, and suddenly stepped on the air,
"What the hell am I knocking!"
A sparse piece of collapsed floating earth appeared beneath his feet, hollowed out underneath.
Lin Chou suddenly,
"No wonder, this is the hole of the bamboo rat, it turned out to be a bamboo rat..."
This large hole left by the bamboo rat is half a square meter in size, and it is crisscrossed with many smaller burrows, extending in all directions, and it is obvious that more than one bamboo rat has dug here.
- Bamboo rats of this density can turn the roots of the entire bamboo forest into dung.
Now is not the era before the catastrophe when bamboo rats were eaten and relied on breeding for a living, don't look at bamboo rats stupid, but they can't stand in the ancestral mountain, they have few natural enemies.
Lin Chou kicked open the soil layer,
"Well, there is one here, Wu Ke will take it, and I'll pick some more bamboo rice..."
Wu Ke said disgustedly,
"I'm so ugly, my teeth are red... This thing is too fat, isn't it?"
Lin Chou said,
"When they finish eating the roots of this bamboo, they should move to other places, we came just right, and there are still people who haven't had time to run, it is estimated that if they come two days late, we will not see anything except bamboo rice."
Wu Ke easily caught six fat bamboo rats in this place, this thing is very stupid, except for digging holes and no other skills, the skin or tail of the back is only left with teeth and claws, Wu Ke can easily deal with it.
Lin Chou said,
"Add vegetables, this thing is very fragrant when roasted and eaten, and the bamboo shoots are burned."
There are bamboo rats in the city, they are easy to buy in the alleys, and the fat and meat are fragrant, if you want to say that the only thing is bad - maybe for ordinary people, this thing is really expensive.
Well, at least compared to the pink jerky and the black mountain boar, it is a sky-high price.
After picking some wild fruits and vegetables on the road, Wu Ke and Lin Chou returned to the scorched land that was blown black, and the Huangshan Mountain had actually built an outdoor nest decently.
The roof of the shanty, which is more than three and a half meters above the ground, is very flat with grass and banana leaves, revealing the smell of banana flowers, a flat bed, and two hammocks made of banana leaves.
And there was also a fire, which was very strong, and there were several sturdy tripods standing next to the fire.
"Yo, that's good!"
Huang Dashan took four piles of coals out of the fire with banana leaves, put them in the four corners of the shed, and then piled wormwood and dogwood on them, and the white smoke of fragrant mosquito repellent immediately dispersed.
Sheep's horns clapped their hands,
"Wow, that's amazing, that's amazing!"
Rolling and carrying a lot of things down,
"Boom~"
Pots and pans of seasoning vegetables, Lin Chou also saw cans of fried chicken fir and green plum sauce in the pile of things, and even a large ball of beautiful maitake mushrooms.
- Good guy, did Uncle Roll move his family over?
The rolling eyes were very poisonous, and at once I saw the poor black salamander with no big teeth and "heat stroke".
"Whew! Woohoo! ”
Lin Chou said speechlessly,
"You know how to eat, eat, eat, you were only ten tons last month, and now you weigh more than twelve tons, right?"
Rolling: "??? ”
Huang Dashan rubbed his hands,
"It's delicious, I've baked it before! Thief incense! That's oily! ”
Wu Ke's eyes widened,
"You... Roasted? I knocked on such a rare species, you you you, you, it's crazy!! ”
The mountain thief disdains it,
"Rare? You know the, humans are only rare now! ”
Wu Ke opened his mouth and was speechless.
Huang Dashan took the bamboo rat in Wu Ke's hand, and twisted his neck with one hand and one hand.
"Is this thing roasted or not?"
Lin Chou thought about it,
"Roast, I'm going to make that giant salamander braised for a braised one."
The mountain man rubbed his hands,
"Well, leave it to me and you can rest assured!"
Speaking of which, the mountain master boasts that he is also a good barbecue - after all, the most common thing to eat in the wilderness is barbecue and other things, and he vomits when he eats it.
Lin Chou was cooking the giant salamander on the side, and the mountain master was also tossing away, and the pigtails volunteered to come over to help.
The mountain master got a lot of dry thatch, lit it, and threw the bamboo rat into it.
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"The bamboo rat is a thing, pay attention to burning skin, of course, it is best to use straw, the fire of thatch is still harder."
"Hey, I didn't eat this thing less than your mountain master before, and I got fine when I ate it."
Bamboo rats belong to the type of thick skin and tendons, and there is a lot of oil under the skin, and after the thatch fire burns off the floating hairs on the skin, the skin is charred and black, and the beep sounds.
When the fire burned out, the mountain master took out the bamboo rat while it was hot and soaked it directly in cold water.
Then take out a knife and carefully scrape off the black ash on the surface, revealing the smoky yellow flesh skin, and wash it clean.
Wu Ke pouted,
"Did you forget to disembowel?"
The mountain lord scolded,
"You fucking loser, do you have a life? How do you burn when you open the disembowelment? Don't you burn a belly of plant ash? A stupid bird! ”
Pigtails giggle on the side.
Wu Ke: "..."
After the burning, the bamboo rats are placed side by side - not to mention, in fact, there is a very beautiful grease fragrance.
This aroma soon attracted the four dogs who were spreading wild in the depths of the ancestral mountain,
"Whew~"
The four dogs poked their huge heads into the shed, and the roof of the shed was almost torn off.
Lin Chou shouted: "Get out!" ”
The four dogs wagged their tails and barked wailingly, turned their heads and ran.
The mountain master smiled and used a knife to disemboweled the bamboo rats one by one and cut off their mouths, and then found wooden sticks and tied them one by one with the word "Feng".
Lin Chou said uneasily,
"Remember to bake the oil first and then season it!"
The mountain master waved his hand,
"Yes, yes."
Bamboo rats eat bamboo roots and bamboo shoots all year round, don't look at the rich subcutaneous fat, but the meat is actually with the fragrance of bamboo, it will not be greasy at all, once it is roasted, the thick skin will immediately become amber-like translucent color, and when the oil drips, the meat aroma is extraordinarily strong.
The pigtails and Su Yourong gathered around, sniffing and looking forward to it,
"Wow, it smells so good!"
The mountain lord said proudly,
"The bamboo rat is quite ordinary, one day the mountain master will catch a few civet cats for you, and the roast will make it a fragrant one."
The bamboo rat was roasted until the skin was golden, and the sound of the grease crackling in the charcoal ash burst into pieces, and the mountain master secretly took out a bowl of dark black paste that I don't know when it was adjusted.
"Dangdangdang~Huang's Secret Barbecue Sauce~"
A few brushes up, strange freshness.
The mountain master's beard is up, "What's the matter~ Just say what it is haha~"
Wu Ke's nose moved, and his eyes shone with fine light,
"Wow! Okay, Master Shan, you actually stole Brother Chou's precious oyster juice! That's black gold abalone! Old precious!! ”
Everyone: "......"
"Embarrassment"
"Get out of here, fuck off!"
Wu Ke sniffed, and his glasses began to reflect,
"It still smells like chicken fir oil! Not... And..."
Then a slap was blown away by the mountain master.
Shan Ye coughed,
"Don't listen to this nonsense, what nonsense is it, this barbecue sauce is a mountain master, I took one hundred and eighty pure Chinese herbs and boiled them for seven seven or forty-nine days, and then sealed them for a year, I don't tell him."