Chapter 1183 Oh ho, there's a girl here!
Carrying a shiny axe and a shiny brain shell, the mountain master walked briskly to the back mountain to find his "whole world".
Lin Chou looked at Huang Dashan's back with a sad face, and lost confidence in his cooking skills in a hurry.
"No, could it be that I made so many spicy dishes for him before, and it didn't have any effect?"
"I'll sleep for a while, I'll be called tomorrow breakfast." The warlock said as he drilled into the pangolin.
Wu Ke secretly rubbed and said,
"I'm afraid that the kidneys have become honeycomb coal, and they will be full of holes for a long time, and they will have to leak everything to make up."
Lin Chou shook his head very deeply,
"This is an insult to our cooking skills, it seems that I must develop a few more good dishes to nourish the kidney..."
"Yes, yes, yes," Wu Ke is as good as flowing, "you and Lieutenant General Leng will also be able to use it in the future!" Oh yes, there are also big-breasted sisters, waiting for Sister Xiaoxia and Yourong to become adults... Hiss... Thank you for your hard work..."
"Believe it or not, I'm going to throw you in the pot and stew with the big beef kidneys right now? Prefer a little more cumin or a little more cinnamon? ”
"That can't be!" Wu Ke was triumphant, "The quality of my meat is very low, with your Chef Lin's requirements for ingredients, how can you start as a third-order evolutionary, use me, it's not worth that firewood money, isn't it?" ”
Lin Chou was speechless, should Ben Shuai say that you are self-aware, or should you say that you are shameless?
Then Lin Chou entered the kitchen, leaving Wu Ke alone in the room, lonely and lonely.
"Hey, otaku is like this, the dead of night is the time for me to show my skills..."
"Hey, hey, hey!" The warlock was already lying down in the Pangolin and preparing to sleep, and when he heard this, a string of gray mist subtitles floated out, "Pay attention to the impact in public, and the thugs rush back to your own bedroom." ”
Wu Ke looked at the sky silently,
"Uncle Warlock, I can't imagine that you, a thick-eyed and big-eyed person, have also fallen, and you are filthy and filthy..."
The Warlock's subtitles crumbled in an instant, turning into a straight middle finger.
Wu Ke smelled the smell of beef kidneys wafting out of the kitchen, poked his brain out of the window, and said,
"It's a night tonight... Belch... I can't see my five fucking fingers..."
A wind with the smell of beef kidneys came out, as soft as a spring breeze.
"Hiss...," Wu Ke shuddered suddenly, "This smell is too strong... Vomit..."
The first reaction when he smelled the smell of his waist was disgusting, so Wu Ke was confident that his waist was not empty.
Otherwise, it should be like Huang Dashan's, like a vicious dog robbing.
Wu Ke retched twice and was ready to go to sleep.
Out of the corner of his eyes with tears, he suddenly saw the figure of a woman with her head bowed in the corner of the room,
"Sister, you don't make a sound when you walk, when did you come!"
Oh ho, look what I found, a wild girl!
The woman's hair was long and black, the whole person looked thin and weak, she lowered her head and didn't speak, her shoulders shrugged as if she was crying, and the whole person smelled of pity from the inside out.
Seeing Wu Ke on the spot, he was excited: Forgive me for saying that I am not human, this girl is my type...
"Ahem!" Wu Ke's buttocks moved on the chair, "Girl? What's wrong with you, what's upset to say it for me... I'll comfort you..."
The chat ability of the steel dead house is basically like this, of course, just by this sentence, it is more than a step higher than the skill of a guy surnamed Lin, because that guy will probably directly say the sentence "Say it to make everyone happy" instead of suddenly changing it to something else in the middle of speaking...
The woman's shoulders shrugged even more, and her hair was supple from her cheeks, looking extremely weak.
"I... I hate it..."
Oh ho! My sister accosted me! My brother's accosting was successful!
Wu Ke suddenly became excited, racking his brains and thinking,
"Appearing here at this time, could it be that the hunter team has failed in its mission? No, no, there are no injuries on this body, well, it's possible to run out of the base city, but the city gate has already been closed... Wait, this girl can't be walking, she looks like an ordinary person, this luck is good enough, even if she encounters a big mutant ant, she can carry her away..."
"Look at the age of this back and the voice of the voice, seventeen ** is the top of the sky, married... Whoa, what the hell am I talking about... Having an awkward relationship with your parents? Running away from home? Is the single tax due? emmmm...”
Wu Ke's brain turned so that his dopamine was already exceeded, and his forehead instantly stiffened when he saw the sweaty chicken.
"Eh, it's really beautiful, I don't know if the front is convex or not, but the back is really too beautiful... Just by this back... Absolutely killer..."
The most important point is that the dirty thing of the mountain master is not there, which means that no one can disturb his two-person world.
Wu Ke mustered up great courage and moved a table, he could already see the girl's small earlobes that were white and tender, pink and had fine fluff.
"Love, love, just by virtue of this earlobe... It's so cute that it explodes no! ”
The girl whimpered and whispered,
"I... So hateful... He..."
Stone hammered!
This girl is most likely quarreling with her boyfriend, and only at this age who is ignorant of the world will do such an impulsive thing that may endanger her life at any time.
Wu Ke's eyes rolled, and he secretly gave his witty refill: Come on, as long as the hoe is swung well, how can there be a corner that can't be dug down.
"Hmm... Don't be in a hurry, or else, eat something first? Brother Chou's cooking is delicious, you can't eat such delicious things anywhere else, besides, you have the strength to scold that bastard when you're full, isn't it?! ”
The girl's shoulders straightened and she sat up straight, as if she wanted to turn back and was very shy.
"Eat, eat... I'm so hungry..."
The whimpering was gone, and the girl's voice became more and more delicate and lovely.
Just be hungry!
Wu Ke's eyes had begun to glow automatically, green, like a hungry wolf.
He shifted his chair again, this time to the side of the girl.
The girl's side face is clearly visible, fair and beautiful.
Sure enough, it was not surprising that it was the appearance of Wenwen's quiet little jasper, which made Wu Ke, who had been single for more than 20 years, and his hands ecstatic.
Wu Ke looked up at the menu on the beam, and the remaining reason told him that as long as any dish written on the menu could drain his savings for more than ten years, so he pretended to be embarrassed,
"Yikes! Is this time? It's late..."
The girl muttered,
"Yes, it's late..."
"It's the first time I'm here, why don't you try Brother Chou's salt chicken, as well as the spicy flavor with sesame and spicy, it's exciting, with a bowl of steaming pig blood soup... Would you like some beer? The staple food is green rice porridge! ”
Wu Ke's words are very confusing, wine is a pit, and food is a pit...
In fact, the most expensive item in his recommendation is probably green rice porridge.
Well, this is Wu Ke in the second half of the month, the limit.