Chapter 1184: Materialism
Regarding the pick-up, and the possible follow-up of the pick-up, invite the girl to eat and drink, Wu Ke adheres to his own principles or the principle of the wallet.
This is like the first half of the month when there was no included activity, fancy paper drunk gold fans, out of the event is likely to rely on grabbing food with dogs to live a variety of years.
After all, the paper man's wife is the same as the wife, and many men have relied on the paper man's wife to bring a trace of warm fragrance in some long nights when they are ignorant or middle-aged.
It is inevitable that Wu *in the second half of the month* will have reservations - even if the licking dog of the golden rank is estimated to be so frustrated, it will not be able to fall in love at first sight!
Fortunately, the girl did not find a loophole in Wu Ke's words.
From the time Wu Ke found her until now, she didn't even raise her head, how could she see the menu hanging high on the beams?
"Wait a minute!"
Wu Ke diligently poured a cup of bubbling fat house happy water for the girl, plus four cubes of ice that were so cold that they spit white steam.
You see, this is a sign of wit, and you can easily reap double the joy with super simple tricks.
"Brother Chou is busy, wait for him to come out in a while, and we'll order again."
What are you kidding, Wu Ke would not be stupid enough to call Lin Chou out and order food immediately.
First, it is likely to make Lin Chou, who is cooking a big cow kidney, thunderous, and second, isn't doing so to reduce the time spent with his sister?
"What are you going to eat? Would you like to try the one I recommend..."
Wu Ke asked again.
"A dumpling...", the girl tilted her head sideways and stroked her soft hair.
Hiss!
Wu Ke gasped.
This action is simply warm, is it? It's so cute, isn't there!
Where is she teasing her hair, it's just teasing my heart...
Wu Ke twisted his thighs, forced himself to calm down, and muttered quickly in his mouth,
"Don't believe in love at first sight, it's all self-inflicted, color is empty and color..."
Ridiculous wow, I actually, it seems, I probably fell in love with a girl who didn't even see her face!
The duck to the beak can no longer fly, calm down, must be calm.
Wu Ke showed a suitable, scientific research academy-style gentle classical smile,
"Dumplings, Brother Chou may not have dumplings here, have you eaten meat swallows, Taiping Yan, the southern cuisine before the cataclysm, the whole Mingguang is only the most authentic here for Brother Chou..."
Wu Ke silently added in his heart - and it's cheap, only three hundred circulation points.
"Dumplings..."
The girl murmured, and her faint voice was a little hoarse, particularly ethereal.
Wu Ke shuddered for a moment,
"This..."
At this moment, what a bullshit girl, what a chicken break love at first sight...
All of them turned into cold sweat and urine in just one second, and he thought of the Taiping Yan who made Shen Daru lose three million, the green rice porridge that made Po Moumou cry, and the pig blood soup that almost burned Shen Feng to death with the same sound as Shen Feng...
Order this kind of Dongdong that Lin Chou has never done, and it is an ordinary thing without high-level ingredients, he will go bankrupt!!
The fear of bankruptcy instantly overshadowed all the spring hearts of Scientist Wu, and made him feel the urge to turn around and run away immediately.
But the goose...
A head with a particularly messy hairstyle poked out of the kitchen,
"Yo, you're here, why don't you call me?"
Wu Ke instantly stiffened - pills!
Do you have a grudge with my wallet surnamed Lin, huh?!
Lin Chou said happily with the smell of steaming beef kidneys,
"Something to eat?"
"Dumplings, I want to eat dumplings."
The girl lifted her chin slightly.
Lin Chou looked at it, was stunned for a moment, and then turned his head and gave Wu Ke a thumbs up,
"Oh, it's really yours~"
After saying that, he went back to the kitchen without hesitation.
Wu Ke opened his mouth,
"What... I'm not... I didn't..."
Wu Ke is really not afraid of being misunderstood by Lin Chou, it's just...
If this thing is really going to make dumplings, how can it be neat, ready to clean up and salute in the second half of the month, and live together with the four dogs, will the four dogs generously share one or two bones from him to gnaw?
"Ahem... Can... Change the dish... That dumpling..."
When Wu Ke said this, he was embarrassed and the cancer was about to be committed.
The skin burned panicked, and I felt that my face was bubbling with sparks.
"Dumplings!" The girl whispered rather stubbornly.
“......”
Wu Ke wanted to say something more, but the girl's emotions suddenly became excited,
"It's late... Dumplings... I want dumplings!! ”
?
With such a voice, Wu Ke's hairs stood up and down,
"Cold..."
Years of home life made him instinctively feel that things were not quite right, and he turned his head to drill into the kitchen-
"Shhh
The room was still the same room, but the kitchen door had somehow turned into a solid wall, and the light on the beams became even more dim, dim and cold.
"I... I, I..."
Wu Ke was stunned, and when he looked back at the girl who fell in love at first sight, he found that the girl had stood up at some point, and her clothes and exposed skin were stained with a layer of burned paper ash, which looked like the whole person had fluffy mold.
Lying in a big groove, the researcher has a mouthful of old groove and doesn't know whether to vomit!
The official civil servants of the Mingguang Research Institute, materialists, and those shrouded in the core values of socialism...
I, Wu Ke, hit a ghost today??
For a second or two, Wu Ke almost couldn't control his laughter... It's not scientific at all...
"Damn, the door is gone!"
Turning his head to look at the young lady, the black water had already begun to drip on her body, and a foul smell hit her, making Wu Kezhi nauseous.
"Nima, help..."
Wu Ke said that he is really not afraid of ghosts! He's so afraid of death! That young lady has the expression that I want to stab you to death with my newly grown black nails, okay!
The young lady stood straight next to the table, her head was lowered, her hair was scattered, and her hands were growing black dirty nails at a super fast speed.
Wu Ke cowered in the corner and swallowed desperately.
To be honest, if the young lady hadn't been covered in cold air and dripping black water now, Wu Ke would have felt that she still had a very alternative Coser beauty, which was very decadent.
The young lady raised her head suddenly, revealing a face that seemed to have been slashed seventeen or eight times and then placed on the ground with a No. 45 bigfoot girl wearing spiked shoes and stepped on twenty feet of flesh and blood, and roared with the jagged broken teeth on the gums,
"Dumplings... I'm so hungry... I hate it! ”
Wu Ke panicked, and said classic and applicable lines seriously,
"Little sister, we have no grudges in the past and no hatred in the near future!"
"And I'm still an orphan and it's very pitiful, can you not be so orphaned and pick on a poor guy like me... There is a cook in the kitchen, let me tell you that the cook's yang energy is very strong, and the thief is nutritious, so you should go to him..."
“?”
The young lady's confused, bloodshot eyes rolled, obviously not very understanding Wu Ke's ramblings.
Wu Ke felt that there was a play, and said in a fast tone,
"Really young lady, you're so beautiful, aren't you, you shouldn't put your taste so low, what age are you? You see this world is different now, there are mutant evolutionaries everywhere, they are super nice, strong and delicious, eat one top three, eat three for half a year, why do you want to find a weak chicken like me, all day long at home in the unit and dealing with all kinds of chemical agents and biotoxins, maybe my meat is sour and poisonous, right... It's really unhealthy..."
"Howl!" The young lady's sharp howl interrupted Wu Ke's words, "Hate! Shut up! I'll kill you..."