Hemp and wheat husks.

Lao Tzu is only the fifth order!

Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, you and me under the lemon tree.

Wen Zhong wine is actually a sour horse in his heart.

A few days ago, you were still shy, but now you can sing a sentence in a loud voice without shame, Auntie, I am no longer a teenager who uses paper...

It's not growth, it's a mother's mutation in place.

Although Wen Chongjiu was also one of the targets of Shan Ye's tongue licking, the Evolver has always been able to adapt to the seamless connection of roles, identities, and status, and Wen Chongjiu still shows a particularly warm and jade-like smile.

"Master Shan, haha!"

The Huang Dashan shouted by the mountain master is called a comfortable, and every cell and pore is crispy and electric.

"Are you still interested in this dish?"

Wen Zhongjiu's face suddenly froze,

"Uh..."

Hey?

The mountain master wondered, what's the matter, why did he still show us his face?

"Lin Zi, remember me," Wen Zhongjiu looked around, "Let's find a quiet place to sit first." ”

So the two active drunkards got out the back door and sat down at the edge of the well under the horseshoe crab's new pool.

"You two, sneaky ones."

Lin Chou casually took a few side dishes and put them on the edge of the well, and planned to chat a few words while making horseshoe crab meat.

Wen Jiu smiled very much... In short, it's very strange, like smearing concentrated bitter gourd juice on your face.

He looked at the dishes, which looked like new flavors of pickled sour radishes, air-dried salt-baked chicken, a few fist-sized ham rice balls, and crispy peanuts.

Well, Lin Chou is very face-saving, these are extreme, sharp and good dishes to drink.

These two drunkards, who seem to have very incompatible personalities, look surprisingly consistent in spirit at the moment - the same decadence.

Of course, the mouth spit out the fragrant Huang Dashan has just been beaten, and it is unknown as the warm and warm wine.

Wen Chongjiu glanced at Lin Chou again,

"Don't tell anyone I've been here."

The mountain lord is inexplicable,

"The mountains are full of people who have seen you coming."

“......”

Wen Chongjiu was speechless, so he had to say,

"Uh, Wei Qingyu asked me to come."

Lin Chou stared at him from the back door, chopping the horseshoe crab's carapace with a clatter.

"What? Sister Qingyu asked you to come? ”

Wen Zhongjiu gave a weak look, and poured a big sip of wine into his stomach,

"Well, it was actually her idea..."

Lin Chou's eyes rolled,

"Clams??"

It doesn't seem right~

Today, Boss Lin may be due to the rise in hormone levels today, and the reaction is surprisingly fast,

"Tsk, I said Lord Wen, have you reached the point where you have to rely on this little ghost to save your life..."

The muscles on Wen Zhongjiu's face stiffened again,

"Hiccup~"

"No, this wine is boring, change me to the Colorful Snake King Bar."

Huang Dashan Coke is broken.

Yo Yo Yo, the luck of those who love to laugh is really not bad Hey, Lao Tzu is a mouthful!

"Well..."

Wen Chongjiu completely gave up the struggle and let go of himself,

"The dead fat man is unreasonable, he is too exaggerated and too excessive, you know, what is that word called, emotional out-of-control? It doesn't matter..."

"I really wonder how I made friends with him before."

Lin Chou muttered at this time,

"I think it should be because the relationship between friends generally does not mutate into the relationship between father-in-law and son-in-law..."

Wen Zhong Jiu Dan said painfully,

"How did I know it would... Uh, that and that? This is not within the scope of my plan at all, forget it, anyway, my plan with Qingyu was, you know, communicate slowly, let him accept it slowly..."

What do you accept, such as this unruly love?

- By Oyama? Ethical and moral emotional teacher? Durian Breaker? Founder of the Theory of Saving the World? yellow

Shan Ye's righteous words,

"I've got your back."

"Huh?"

"I mean, from a bystander's point of view, I'm very supportive of you."

"Thank you..."

This is probably the most touching sentence Wenzhongjiu has heard in the past month.

"It's all in the wine, let's go!"

"It's done!"

It may be a little ridiculous to say, even the Wen family's Qingquan Mountain has been unsalable recently.

You see, people, sometimes that's what it is.

Tell me, you're a person who can even do it to the daughter of a brother who grew up with open crotch pants, and the hell knows what weird things you put in the wine!

Lin Chou expressed confusion,

"That's the Colorful Snake King Wine, you may be able to stand it if you drink it like this, you can't stand it."

Wen Zhongjiu looked at the huge wine glass, and then looked at Huang Dashan.

I, Wen Zhongjiu, a special fifth-order boss!!

Withered...

Obviously, this cup with a volume of more than 8 taels of wine is really not a warm wine, which is not something that evolutionaries who are themselves good at physique can bear.

His face turned red visibly, his eye bubbles quickly swollen, and the bloodshot in his eyes was as if he had been cut with a knife.

"Tsk~"

The Yellow Mountain Thief was envious.

Look at other people's faces, even decadent can be so decadent and handsome, Lao Tzu wants to have such a face, who the hell is still hanging on a tree!

Wen Zhongjiu muttered in a voice that almost cried,

"It's so hard for me, it's too hard to fall in love!"

Huang Dashan directly denied,

"No, no, no, you're wrong."

"What?" Wen Zhong's wine red eyes, "Am I wrong?" Where did I go wrong?! ”

"Master Shan!"

Lin Chou frowned and looked at Huang Dashan - it's not that you guys didn't get beaten enough or what, is this the time when you should be cheap?

Huang Dashan waved his hand,

"Old Wen, the positioning is wrong."

"You're no longer in love, after that stage, you've always been the hairy-footed son-in-law who doesn't invite your father-in-law to see, bent on stealing other people's intimate little padded jackets, look, what else are you doing besides this?"

"It doesn't matter if this intimate little padded jacket is a black-hearted cotton or a sheepskin coat, Dad always wants to treasure his daughter."

Warm wine tries to keep your eyes open,

"Hairy-footed son-in-law? Not to be welcomed? So I should... Hiccup~ What to do, ha, I'm just afraid that this old boy will accidentally hammer me to death one day, then how wronged I am, I was wrong..."

The mountain lord retorted,

"What's wrong, that's right, stacking the thickest armor, getting beaten the hardest, if you want to steal other people's daughters, you have to give full play to this dead-skinned and shameless spirit."

"I still don't believe it, you take Wei Qingyu and stand in front of Wei Tianxing honestly, Lao Tzu is going to your daughter... Ahem, I mean it so much, you just listen to it, in short, it's just a matter of beating and scolding, how can he really kill you, fat man——"

"But before you do this, you have to tie up Miss Qingyu, or the effect is not thorough enough."

"It's a big deal, don't you find the trick here, the food in the forest, tsk~"

"Huh?"

Wen Chongjiu's brain is obviously not enough to turn,

"Wait, is that what happened, is it so easy?"

The mountain master smiled lewdly,

"Haven't you tried to be reasonable, have you done?"

"Since it can't be reasonable, let's talk about physics, it's better to have a little tendon, maybe there are unexpected surprises?"