(ps: The name of the previous chapter is wrong.,It should be chapter 153.,Everyone just wrote six more when I wrote it today.,Hahahaha.).

……

Unlike many of the traversers written in it, although Lu Xiaosu thought in his heart that he must be tall, he still had to start from reality.

He's not omnipotent, he's a layman when it comes to directing, because he doesn't have the standard plug-in for the traverser: the system.

After crossing, he also said to himself: "System, don't hide, come out!" I know the specific rules, and I don't need to introduce them, if you don't complete the task, you will be killed! Send me a quest! I can't wait for the draw! ”

There was no reply, maybe his system was dumb.

Well, God has no intention of installing an elevator for him, he needs to climb up step by step.

On Earth, he doesn't count the tricks, he has been with two crews in total and spent a few months in Hengdian.

The roles are all small supporting roles, but I still have a basic understanding of the filming process.

Let him act, he can't say how good he can act, but he thinks that he will not be worse than those little fresh meat who get a high salary. can let him direct, he really can't do it.

Now that he takes out mature film and television works on the earth, he will also directly smash them in his hands.

Even if it's some online dramas, he can't shoot them, but these two are an exception.

The first part, "Dick Silk Man". The show originally supported the entire network traffic of Sohu Video, and the number of clicks was frighteningly high.

The show is not a drama comedy in the traditional sense, there is no coherent plot, and one episode is a pattern, which belongs to the category of Feimi dramas.

The director's name is Dong Chengpeng, also known as Dapeng, and he is the disciple of Uncle Benshan, the younger brother of Xiao Shenyang and Song Xiaobao, so when he was filming "Pancake Man", these senior brothers all came to make cameo appearances.

and the profession of director, he really had nothing to do with it before.

This person is now a good comedy director in China, but when he filmed "Dick Silk Man", the directorial level is estimated to be no better than Lu Xiaosu.

Dapeng's talk show was later exposed, and the opening was plagiarized from a foreign talk show, and was ridiculed by a foreign talk show, saying: If you can't make the title, we can help you, and then really helped him make one. The idea of his "Dick Silk Man" is also imitated from Germany's "Dick Silk Lady".

This work is very vulgar, "The Great Sword" can be said to be frequently staged, as one of the leading actors, Qiao Shan, is either in the foot bath shop, or on the way to the foot bath shop.

The most common plot he appears in the play is to squint a pair of small eyes and ask, "Old girl, do you have a big sword here?" ”

Even after it became popular, even Mr. Bo-do from the island country came to act in a few episodes.

Later, "Pancake Man" could have such a high box office, and this web drama made a lot of effort.

After thinking about it for a while, Lu Xiaosu finally gave this drama a fork.

"Tall! Tall! After muttering a few words, he thought about the plot of another "Never Expected", tall and ghostly!

The plot of "Never Expected" has nothing to do with Gao Dashang......

The director "called Beast Yi Xiaoxing", bald head, looks like a boiled egg. It can be seen from the stage name that it is extraordinarily lo and extraordinarily non-mainstream.

How poor was this crew in the early stage?

The starring Bai Ke, who is also known as "Wang Da Hammer", was originally a voice actor and had nothing to do with acting.

And the other starring role in the first episode is the director of the boiled egg......

The whole play feels that there is no such creature as an actor, the male lead actor is a voice actor, and the supporting roles are the director, screenwriter, dubbing director, and even special effects engineer.

Actors can't even afford to fuck off!

Although there are special effects artists, it gives people the feeling that this drama can find a girl who knows P pictures and can also be a special effects artist.

The so-called special effects in the play are marked with big blue characters "Frost Special Effects" on the left hand and red characters "Fire Special Effects" on the right hand, which is a miracle!

It feels like a web drama made by a bunch of friends who came up with an idea, and everyone made a little money together.

And it is such a lo to the extreme, due to the hilarious content, it can be said to have swept the country in those years!

A lot of originals are all on fire, and the white guest "Wang Da Hammer" is now a movie café, not only starred in Xing Ye's "Mermaid", but also brushed his face in this year's "The Great Cause of the Army".

Later, he also made a big movie "Never Expected", which can be regarded as a big production, and invited Chen Bolin, Ma Tianyu, Yang Zishan and other popular actors, with a box office of hundreds of millions.

Friends who have watched it should be able to find that this drama is purely supported by slots and spoofs, and the acting skills and directing skills are all floating clouds.

The cost is low, the response is large, and it does not require advanced directing skills. In addition, actors don't need acting skills, Lu Xiaosu doesn't need to hire professional actors at all, just pick whatever you like, just like picking cabbage in the vegetable market.

It's definitely the best choice for him to practice.

With another disciple of Xu Yiban to assist, it shouldn't be a big problem.

According to the notice of Xu Yiban's studio, the main creative team will come to the magic capital next Wednesday to promote "My Adolescence", so Lu Xiaosu's main task now is the next issue of "Tomorrow's Singer".

……

……

On the second day, in the restaurant of Tianfang Entertainment, Lu Xiaosu saw three girls yawning vigorously with faint dark circles under their eyes.

They didn't understand from the bottom of their hearts why Teacher Xiao Su stayed up late to watch this kind of film, why he still looked so energetic.

"Ahh Teacher Xiao Su is really extraordinary! ”

Lu Xiaosu glanced at them and said solemnly, "Did you stay up late last night?" ”

The three girls nodded.

As soon as they opened the door to a new world, they couldn't help but open the second and third ...... that night

One by one, they hid in the quilt, their faces were redder than apples, and they were short of breath as if they had asthma.

The plot scenes they watched changed from the rooftop to the classroom, and the latter part changed from the classroom to the brother-in-law's house, and then simply became the wild......

"We're running out of time, and we're going to allow you to take a forty-minute nap in the afternoon." Lu Xiaosu taught two lessons.

Little did he know that he was the culprit.

The members of the girl group can only nod obediently, and they also understand that practicing singing is the right thing.

Lu Xiaosu was about to remind them a few more words, but his mobile phone vibrated a little.

Looking at the smirk on Teacher Xiao Su's face, the three girls knew: Teacher Xiao Su's little girlfriend has come to WeChat!

"Old rookie! I'm! It's really going to up! ”

Lu Xiaosu replied: "It's good to blow up, maybe with the explosion, you can blow up your chest." ”

Su Lingxi immediately became angry and said, "You don't want to ask me why I'm angry?" ”

"Is there another small media spraying me for grandstanding?" Lu Xiaosu asked.

"That's right! What to say, Jiang Lang, the leader of the new era of rock and roll, is exhausted! I can't sing rock 'n' roll on stage, so I sing love songs! ”

Lu Xiaosu didn't care, he didn't care about this kind of small report at all, it was just some clowns. In the entertainment industry, this kind of thing can't be avoided at all.

"And that Wang Tengjun, who looks so ugly, and speaks in a weird way!"

Wang Tengjun is a magnet record, and he has had a rock and roll conflict with Lu Xiaosu, and the yin and yang weirdness is normal.

It's just that Su Ling is angry, in her heart, my old rookie is the only one who can talk about his dishes, and no one else can!

"Old rookie, are you going to sing rock 'n' roll next week? Is it good? There is also a pitiful emoji behind it.

Spoiled! Sell cute! It's so rare!

Lu Xiaosu didn't say anything, only replied with one word: "Okay." ”

He quickly decided on the song and notified the program team of "Tomorrow's Singer".

The program team learned that the opening show was a rock song, and immediately asked if they needed to prepare a live band.

Lu Xiaosu replied directly: "I don't need it." ”

Bands?

I have.

……