"Don't come here!"

Liang Qiancheng trembled and almost wanted to go first.

"What kind of scientific logic, new magic? It's horrible. ”

"This is martial arts, this is internal strength, in ancient times, Zhao Hao was an alchemist who was admired by everyone!" Gong Jiu answered everyone's questions.

Oh –

Everyone was in an uproar, and the legendary ancient martial arts alchemist had heard of it slightly.

Liang Qiancheng slipped fast, Zhao Hao chased faster, and in a hurdle posture, he flew up and kicked Liang Qiancheng's buttocks.

The latter lost his balance and stumbled into the door.

It just so happened that the door was pushed open at this time, and Liang Qiancheng was lying on the ground very unfiguredly, with only ten centimeters between his face and a pair of leather shoes.

This shoe, this smell, it's Deputy Director Jia!

Liang Qiancheng couldn't wait to find a crack to get into.

It's okay to be embarrassed in front of your subordinates, anyway, the studio is closed, and when the time comes, I believe that no one will dare to spread the ugly thing. But who would have thought that his ugliness would be seen by Deputy Director Jia. At this moment, Liang Qiancheng wanted to divide Zhao Hao's body.

It's a pity that Zhao Hao didn't know who was coming. Besides, even if he knew that the person who came was the deputy director, he would not be afraid. The world is so big, how old are you?

"Before you finish loading, you run, it's too unprofessional."

Zhao Hao stepped on Liang Qiancheng's back, pinched the spoon in his right hand, and held Liang Qiancheng's chin with his left hand, about to feed him.

"What's going on?" Deputy Director Jia at the door looked at the noisy scene and said unhappily, "Liang Qiancheng, Gong Jiu, what are you doing here?" ”

Gong Jiu opened his mouth, he really didn't know what to say.

Because it's so bizarre and dramatic.

If this paragraph is made into a movie, it will be an absurdist comedy that can leave a name in the history of cinema.

It is said that art comes from life and is higher than life, but in fact, art is not absurd at all.

Art talks about logic, and life is not logical at all, and you will be on you when you say it, and you will not be given a chance to resist at all. Otherwise, how could there be such a sentence, life is like a strong rape, when you are powerless to resist, close your eyes and enjoy it.

Gong Jiu said without a fuck, Liang Qiancheng cried bitterly and said: "Deputy Director Jia, save me!" ”

"Who are you?" Deputy Director Jia stared at Zhao Hao and asked, "This is the studio, not a place for you to go wild." ”

Is it an extras invited by Liang Qiancheng again? Zhao Hao glanced at the work card, pouted, and said, "Look, I'm one level older than you, and I'm the director!" ”

"Drop! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forced and forcing +2! ”

In the face of Zhao Hao's brazenness, Gong Jiu and the others were messy in the wind.

Deputy Director Jia also laughed angrily.

I've never seen anyone like this.

Perhaps because the atmosphere was too quiet, Zhao Hao turned his head to look at Gong Jiu, and then turned to Deputy Director Jia and said, "Are you really the deputy director?" ”

"Yes."

"Hey, no wonder it's more imposing than the crooked melon and bad jujube trick just now. Don't be surprised, we're rehearsing a new show. Zhao Hao opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"New show?" Deputy Director Jia's eyes lit up, "Is it the plan proposed by Gong Jiu?" ”

"You know that, too?" Zhao Hao raised his eyebrows.

"I'm here for this new case." Deputy Director Jia said happily, "By the way, who is Zhao Hao?" ”

Zhao Hao pointed at himself.

It's a pity that Deputy Director Jia didn't believe it at all, looked around, and stayed on Gong Jiu, before he looked at Zhao Hao again in disbelief: "You? ”

"It's like a fake."

Deputy Director Jia frowned.

"What? Unbelief? Okay, I'll open your eyes, and we'll see. Zhao Hao didn't give Liang Qiancheng a chance to struggle, and forcibly stuffed the spoon into his mouth.

There was a muffled thud.

The coat spreads out like a goddess scattering flowers, revealing a dazzling bare face.

I'll go, Liang Qiancheng actually has a habit of running naked!

It's a shocking gossip.

Liang Qiancheng cried, crying heartbreakingly.

How could he have been so insulted that he could have committed suicide by hitting the wall. He grabbed Deputy Director Jia's trouser legs, and said hoarsely: "Deputy Director Jia, you have to call the shots for me, woo woo woo-"

Looking at Liang Qiancheng, who was crying like a child, Deputy Director Jia snorted coldly: "Director Liang, I suggest you go to further your acting skills." Such a good show, if your acting skills are not up to par, I am afraid it will affect word of mouth. ”

“……”

Liang Qiancheng was stunned. I didn't perform with them, I was showing my true feelings.

It's a pity that Deputy Director Jia ignored him at all, turned his head to look at Zhao Hao, and happily affirmed: "Interesting, the idea of this explosive dress is very interesting." I'm sure your new show will get good ratings. ”

After speaking, he told Gong Jiu again: "Although the clothes are very shocking and eye-catching, but, as a star-studded TV station, we need to respond to the call and not be too vulgar." ”

Gong Jiu is also an experienced host, and Deputy Director Jia doesn't talk much, but Gong Jiu has already understood and promised: "We will put on thick clothes for every guest who tries to taste the food." ”

"Good! Good! Good! You do things, I don't worry. ”

Deputy Director Jia said goodbye to Gong Jiu, and affirmed Zhao Hao earnestly. As for Liang Qiancheng, who was lying on the ground as if he was being insulted, Deputy Director Jia didn't even look at it and left directly.

Seeing that Deputy Director Jia didn't make decisions for himself, Liang Qiancheng felt that the sky had fallen.

More than ten years of prestige have come to naught.

This will be a stain on his life, which will not be washed away for the rest of his life.

Looking at Liang Qiancheng, who was about to eat him, Zhao Hao removed the feet that stepped on him, clasped his hands together, and looked compassionate: "God has the virtue of a good life, the earth has the thickness of loads, and people have compassion." You...... Let's go, I don't kill. ”

"Drop! Congratulations to the host for succeeding in the invisible pretense, forcing the number to +5! ”

Poof-

It's obviously a big-tailed wolf, but he pretends to be a monk there, and he doesn't kill it, but you try to kill one.

The crowd was crazy.

But how could Liang Qiancheng and Liang Sheng be in the mood to laugh, they were naked and resentful: "Damn, if you don't pretend to force you, you'll die?" ”

That's right, if you don't pretend to be forced, you will really die.

As the king of force, Zhao Hao felt that he needed to give them a preventive shot.

"Man, you can't make mistakes in the same place twice. You have made mistakes on me over and over again, which shows that you are not suitable for this industry at all. You'd better change careers. ”

Liang Qiancheng and Liang Sheng gritted their teeth: "Change careers? What do you do when you change careers? ”

"Touch the porcelain!"

……

……

A week later, the villa, a rare sight of the bright starry sky.

Zhao Ling'er was wearing a nightgown, holding a lot of snacks, sitting cross-legged on the sofa in the hollow living room on the first floor, watching the program played on the 100-inch high-definition TV, and said in a lazy voice: "Brother, the new show you cooperate with Sister Gong is really good." ”

Andy, who was careless on the side, pouted: "Vulgar! ”

"It doesn't matter if he's vulgar or not, just good-looking. Isn't today's entertainment program just entertaining the public with the creed of entertainment to death? Zhao Hao put down the phone and raised his eyebrows, "Gong Jiu called me just now, guess what the ratings of this episode are?" ”

"How much?" Zhao Ling'er said curiously.

"Absolutely at the bottom." Andy, as always, hits.

"I'm sorry to disappoint you, Shangxing Satellite TV ranked first in the prime-time ratings on Thursday!"

"Awesome, my brother." Zhao Ling'er rolled her eyes, and suddenly said, "Brother, I'm hungry, hurry up and make food, I want the kind in your show." ”

Which?

Zhao Hao was stunned for a moment, staring at his sister, are you sure?

Zhao Linger nodded frequently.

My sister's request, how can my brother sit idly by.

When Zhao Hao hummed a little song, brought out two delicacies with anticipation, and entered the restaurant, he saw Zhao Linger and Andy wearing layers of clothes with a total of more than 20 layers, all wrapped in big rice dumplings.

"Brother, are you disappointed?" Zhao Ling'er smiled like a big stupid bear.

Disappointed?

Zhao Hao smiled.

You're still too young.

I have no idea how much medicine I put into my meals!