Life is like the splendor of summer flowers, and death is like the quiet beauty of autumn leaves.

is talking about Zhao Hao, a person who keeps dying and making new tricks.

With one small and one large panda eyes, Zhao Hao stayed in the guest room on the first floor, logged in to Weibo, and had an additional authentication tag on it.

Due to the appreciation of Deputy Director Jia, he has been transferred from a temporary worker to a regular worker, and the TV station also took the initiative to apply for certification for him, and the certification information is Zhao Hao, the host and planner of the food column of Demon Capital TV.

Anyway, it's okay to be idle, Zhao Hao clicked on dozens of unread private messages and began to reply one by one.

"God of Food, can I learn how to cook from you?"

- No problem, first report the gender and the three measurements, I only accept beautiful female apprentices.

"Ever since my girlfriend watched your show, she has to watch me cook every day, can you tell me why?"

- Don't think about it, your girlfriend is worried that you will find cucumbers, eggplants, lotus roots, and winter melons smelly.

"I am a health supplement developer, and I sincerely invite you to join our R&D team."

- I, Zhao Hao, play money.

"Brother, do you sell medicine that makes people explode in food? Whatever you want. ”

- Can you do whatever you want if you have money? 100 million a bottle, dollars!

"I am Murong Pestle, the helmsman of the Murong family of the Guwu family, and I want to hire you as an alchemy worshipper, with a monthly salary of 10 million."

- I'm sorry, I'm Qiao Feng.

……

The content in the private message is varied, apprentices, enlighteners, companies, medicines, restaurants, and ancient martial arts families...... It's just dazzling.

Zhao Hao is also fresh, and after sending twenty replies in a row, he suddenly became tired, and deleted all the unread private messages in one go.

Look how you're still pushing OCD to death!

However, looking at the number of fans, it is less than 10,000!

As a forced king, less than 10,000 fans simply don't fit the identity.

"System, open the live broadcast room."

"Drop! The live broadcast room has been opened, please start your performance. ”

Looking at the audience pouring in the live broadcast room, Zhao Hao coughed, and called at the Weibo name on the computer: "Come on, come on, come and follow me, I will draw a lottery among the fans, and the prize is a delicacy that can burst clothes." ”

Originally, there were still people laughing at Zhao Hao's too few fans and encouraging everyone not to pay attention. As a result, Zhao Hao's voice roared, and the number of fans skyrocketed, and his kung fu broke one million in the blink of an eye! It's not a zombie fan, it's all active users!

He said no, but his body was very honest.

When Zhao Hao and his fans were talking nonsense on Weibo, in the technical background of Weibo, someone reported: "Supervisor, there is a Weibo user's data abnormal." ”

"If the data is abnormal, check it according to the process, and ask the elderly if you don't understand." Said the technical director.

"But ......"

"But what?" The technical director said impatiently, the newcomer is a trouble, and he can't bring it at all.

"This Weibo user has gained a million followers in ten minutes."

"Isn't there a way to deal with this kind of case, you don't need to check it to know, they are all zombie fans." Of course, the technical master said, "It's too blatant, and I sealed him." ”

"Not zombie fans, all active users."

"How is that possible! Send me this user profile. The technical director hurriedly inquired in the data background.

Five minutes later, he was confused.

Ten hours later, he was sweating profusely.

Half an hour later, he brought in the head of operations.

An hour later, #十分钟粉丝破百万#的话题被送上了首页.

"Drop! The host passively pretends to be successful, and the number of forced is +3! ”

"Drop! The host passively pretends to be successful, and the number of forced is +3! ”

"Drop! The host passively pretends to be successful, and the number of forced is +3! ”

……

Listening to the continuous prompts, Zhao Hao was a little confused.

But seeing myself being sent to a hot topic, my heart is also beautiful.

You can harvest a large wave of forced numbers and prolong your life.

"It turned out to be Mr. Zhao, the god of food, I just watched your show, it was so funny, I laughed so much that I am still in the hospital with a plaster."

"Teacher Zhao, you are not interesting enough, why are those beautiful female guests all dressed so tightly."

"Don't ask the female guests to wear sexy bikinis, you should at least wear normal underwear, don't wear safety pants and safety gowns. I've got my pants off, and you're showing me this. ”

"Congratulations to the show for winning the first place in the ratings!"

"When will the next episode be broadcast, I'm in a hurry."

……

What birds don't have when the forest is big? Some people congratulate, and naturally some people are red-eyed.

In so many black scolding private message comments, Liang Qiancheng spared no effort.

Let's not talk about our personal grudges.

Why are you a newly certified little host, and you have millions of fans at first, and you are on a hot topic, but I am a dignified director, but there are only 630,000 fans, and 500,000 are zombie fans. It's a mental explosion!

Liang Qiancheng began to post on Weibo @赵昊.

"Some people just hug their thighs, and they don't know how many pounds and taels they weigh."

"What kind of clothes are bursting, glowing, they are all post-special effects, fake, it's acting, just ask, how can someone burst clothes after eating food? So what else do you need science? ”

"The General Administration issued an invention to severely punish variety shows for making fun of vulgarity and spreading feudal superstitions. I want to report it with my real name! ”

……

Relying on Liang Qiancheng's identity as the director of Demon Capital TV, keyboard warriors on the Internet began to rub hot spots, and they posted articles to bombard Zhao Hao.

"It turns out that everything is for show, fake."

"Ten questions Zhao Hao, have you fed the dog for your professionalism?"

"I'm an audience member who participated in the live recording, and I tell you that the luminous special effects are post-production special effects, and there is no live effect at all. The female guest was wearing clothes that had been torn in advance, and at the critical moment, the steel wire was torn, causing the impact of the clothes ......"

"Vulgar, vulgar, boring, ignorant. Are you a three-year-old in the audience? It's a simple insult to our intelligence. Strongly support real-name reporting, let the black sheep roll out of the TV variety show industry! ”

"Ban the bad host Zhao Hao!"

……

With Liang Qiancheng's fanning of the flames, the trumped-up charges have become ironclad evidence that cannot be retracted!

But who can't scold people, I can still scold people without swearing.

Just when Zhao Hao was about to start a round of scolding war, Gong Jiu called.

"The deputy director has educated Liang Qiancheng and asked him to delete Weibo. In the meantime let me call you, don't talk nonsense and ruin the show. The program team has started public relations. ”

Zhao Hao was reluctant: "What? If he scolds me, should I endure being scolded by him? What kind of truth is this? ”

Gong Jiu comforted: "The show is like your own child, you don't want your child to die." ”

Zhao Hao pouted: "Yes, you've said everything, what else can I say." But I warn you, it's not my children, it's our children. ”

"Phew, dead rascal!"

Hanging up the phone over there, Zhao Hao put away the smile on the corner of his mouth.

Just when he was about to delete classic swearing quotations such as "I bought a watch last year" from the input box, he found that Weibo could not be operated and the account was hacked!

Not only that, but even the computer was hacked!

What's more, you can't be a man!

Play hacking, right.

System, give me a transformation!