August 21, 2015 at 8 p.m. Word Count 2019

In the last book, it was said that the barrel Gulagas fought desperately, and used the Soviet man's nirvana "plum blossom sitting" that he had just learned a few minutes ago, holding the dragon with his head down, he kept spinning and smashed it to the ground, and the dragon was immediately tragic, above the chest, and below the dragon's horns, it was smashed into a photo directly, and at the same time, a foul smell overflowed, and Gulagas looked back, and the dragon was even pooped out......

Shaking his body, Gulagas felt that except for a little pain in his buttocks, everything else was fine, he took off his pants and checked it, and there was a slight bleeding, but mentally speaking, the first bleeding is normal, and many things will bleed for the first time, such as ...... Uh, well, change the subject!

Gulagas found a clean place to sit down, and said in his heart that he was developed this time, and the plum blossom sitting is really a miracle skill, such a big dragon was sat on by himself at once, and it was still a problem to fight a war in the future?

Gulagas rested for a while, and when he regained his strength, he turned the dragon from head to toe, but the hair didn't come out, and he stomped two more feet in a fit of anger, and then jumped into the sky and flew in the direction of the heavenly court.

With that said, let's take a look at the execution of the Raven Commander Svein's mission. It is said that Svein and Gulagas are basically in the same direction, both of them are going to heaven, but in order to exercise the independent work ability of his subordinates, Emperor Tang insisted that Svein set off two hours late, but the three of them were equipped with mobile phones, and they could contact each other by phone if they needed support.

Svein walked out of the Biyou Palace, looked for the direction, turned into a crow, and flew forward. After a day of nothing, seeing the outer ring of the Heavenly Court, the Crow Commander thought to himself, let's rest for the night, and it is not too late to fly into the Heavenly Court tomorrow to inquire again.

To say that the crow commander has cultivated to be able to turn into a human form for hundreds of years, but he just can't change the problem of birds, he always likes to stand on the branches to sleep, and today is no exception, there is obviously a broken temple not far away, Svein just didn't go, found an extremely tall and straight poplar tree, stood on a thick branch, put the two wings together, put his head into the wings, and went to sleep!

After a while, the storm suddenly rose, the sky was dark, and the dark clouds in the sky were layered to cover the only little moonlight, "click"! The rain had not yet fallen, the thunder and lightning took the lead, and a purple light flashed in the air, as if wielding a sharp sword, Svein pulled out his head, moved his feet as far as possible to the dense foliage of the place, his feathers were waterproof with oil, but the mobile phone was afraid of water, so he stuffed the mobile phone under the layers of hair, expected to be fine, and then went to sleep!

Boom! The deafening thunder accompanied by the pouring rain began to ravage the vast land. Suddenly, the mobile phone rang in his arms, Svein didn't think much about it, picked it up, only heard the voice of the Tang Emperor in his ears, and had not heard a few words, click, a lightning bolt was attracted by the mobile phone signal and swooped down, swaying Svein and the bird with the mobile phone, hula, the body was full of oily feathers and caught fire, only to see that in the pouring rain, a fire ball fell from the tree, and it burned for a while and was extinguished by the rain......

The next morning, the sun was shining, the air was fresh, and a lump of flesh at the foot of the huge poplar tree suddenly stood up, clean and slippery all over the body, without a hair, and the flat crow's mouth was closed one by one, and after spitting out a mouthful of mud, he scolded: "Damn, I almost killed Lao Tzu, this dog God!"

Svein was about to organize some more vicious words to burst into the sky, when suddenly a giant bell roared in his head, and a passage kept pouring into his ears: "The ultimate mystery crow's mouth, good spirits and not bad spirits, all the saints and below, only once a day!" After scrolling more than a hundred times, everything returned to silence, and Svein was already foaming at the mouth of the loud noise, and fell to the ground with convulsions and trembling.

This injury was no less than the thunderbolt last night, Svein didn't wake up until noon, and the corners of his mouth twitched, like Zhao Si in "Country Love".

What is the crow's mouth, Svein was so scared, changed back into human form, and looked up at the one-person thick poplar tree naked, but a few branches fell from the place where he slept last night, and the trunk was a little dark, and there was nothing else important, patted his chest and said happily: "Fortunately, this tree did not fall, otherwise it would be a thunderbolt and a tree smash, and now I can stand up or not! Uh, paralyzed, fuck!"

Without warning, the poplar snapped off from its roots, and without any discussion, the crow leader was slapped below, and the little white rabbit in the grass not far away covered his eyes, and could not bear to look at this man who had suffered misfortune one after another.

Time passed little by little, and it didn't take long for the moon to rise on the willow tops, and it came to the time when Svein was struck by lightning yesterday. In the past day and night, the Raven Commander has experienced the darkest moment of his life, and he has not died, but he can only say that his brother is hard, and Svein comforts himself.

Forcefully, push away the trunk that pressed on his body, the crow commander slowly got up, under the severe pain, touched his body, found that he had multiple fractures on his body, remembered the words that the tree said before he fell, Niang Xipi, Lao Tzu finally knew what this crow's mouth was, that is, the words of decay must be fulfilled, as long as you don't talk about yourself next time, then who is unlucky!

Hahahaha, there was a string of unusually terrifying laughter echoing in the woods, and the little white rabbit sighed, it was better to be stoned to death directly, but now it's good, it's stupid!