August 19, 2015 at 8 p.m. Updated word count 2450

In the last book, it was said that the Tang Emperor sent three people out on a mission, so let's talk about the adventures of the barrel Gulagas first. It is said that Gulagas has a habit of insisting on writing a diary for decades, and here the author will read this diary of his travels.

Funny diary: September 18 of the first year of Ziyun, I got up early and had a sunny day, the sky was cloudless, and the boss sent me out on a mission after the earthquake, not the earth, but my heart! The boss's head was flooded, let me inquire about the location of Pan Taoyuan, and I had to draw, please, I have a horizontal width of 1.9 meters, and I can't get into restaurants, hotels, thatched houses, and even national highways that are a little narrower. Who can bear this responsibility if it affects the quality of the work!(Author's narrator: Emperor Tang just asked you to draw a sketch, and you are a painter, you are also worthy?!)

I walked out of Biyou Palace with great excitement and looked up at the sky, and I finally understood the poet's feelings of Mr. Xie. The sky was so blue, and the white clouds were like marshmallows, clumps and clumps, and I was like a wild boar that had lost its bearings, galloping through this endless prairie!

After walking for a while, I was a little breathless, and when I looked back, I was already more than thirty meters away from Biyou Palace, and cold sweat was dripping from my head.

I flew in this endless blue sky, over the mountains, over the plains, to the surface of the lake like a mirror, through the lake, I saw myself like a kite, limbs, shoulders, waist as if supported by wooden sticks, remembering my previous seductive curves, sadness came from it, looking up to the sky howling, crying woke up a dragon in the lake, looked up, suddenly stunned, damn in the air is that a person, or a door?

The last time Jiaolong ate people was two days ago, after swallowing it raw, he slept until today, only to feel hungry in his stomach, looking at the door panel in the air, and secretly thought: Look at this body shape, it is estimated that the oil is big, and the blood pressure will definitely rise after eating, but I am so hungry that I can't stand it and can't take care of it so much, but when you eat it for a while, you must remember not to swallow it raw, the body size is too big in case you choke to death, or it is safe to eat after unloading eight pieces!

The dragon rushed out of the water, gestured at Gulagas with the finger in the middle of his three-toed front paws, and said angrily: "Boy, you don't pick a place for mourning, do you know that you have a good dream for your uncle?" Gulagas was happy and said, "Then Brother Long can't help it, I'll leave now, you go to sleep!"

", think beautifully!But it's a good time for your kid, just in time for the uncle's meal, haha!" Jiaolong became more and more proud, looking up to the sky and laughing. Gulagas was slightly embarrassed, and said softly: "Brother Long, I'm really sorry this time, I'm too full to eat when I go out, or next time!"

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, Jiaolong roared, stretched out his body for tens of meters, opened the way with his claws, and pounced straight at Gulagas, Gulagas was shocked when he saw this, and shouted while dodging: "Brother Long, don't you be able to eat? If you don't eat, you will be beaten, your temper is too strong!"

A man and a dragon in the air you chase me, jumping up and down, Gulagas panted, while scolding: "What kind of dog temper are you? Lao Tzu will ask you next time?" Jiaolong did not squeak, that is, the claws of the fatal paws to the fat man, after a while Gulagas was covered in blood, all mouths, Gulagas saw that this was not good, and quickly flew to the land, Jiaolong chased after him, and read in his heart: "In the past, eat people one by one, trouble!" Now that I have this dead fat man, I can eat one and eat five, and it is convenient to eat him, and I will sleep for five days without difficulty!"

Gulagas can't fly, since he got fat, he feels that he is much weaker, of course, it may be that the loss in flight is much more than before, fortunately, he finally survived to land, Gulagas is like a square meteor, arcing straight to a mountain peak, and the dragon behind him is like this, and it is also a gliding follow.

Gulagas was sweating profusely, half tired, half frightened, the wind in his ears was hunting, but his mouth kept chattering: "Boss, hurry up and save me, my brother is about to return to the West!"

Seeing that there was a cave faintly below, Gulagas thought to himself, the dead horse should be used as a live horse doctor, twisted the fat waist, and shot towards the cave, bang! There was a muffled sound, and the entrance of the cave was at least half a meter widened up and down, left and right, but fortunately, Gulagas rushed in, Jiaolong braked sharply, a little hesitant, after all, he was a long flying creature, and he was most afraid of this kind of cave, in case there was a gate door that suddenly fell when crawling inside, and it was divided into two in an instant.

"Hey~~~ Fat man, I didn't mean anything, but I was a little angry just now, and now I'm out of breath, you come out, brother and you have a good chat!" Jiaolong felt that the dead fat man's head was probably full of fat, and he would definitely be fooled.

Gulagas leaned on a stone hundreds of meters away from the entrance of the cave, only to feel that there was no pain in his body, and cursed the stupid dragon outside in his mouth, and at the same time used his true qi to treat the wounds on his body, and suddenly heard Jiaolong's tone change, and scolded: "It's okay to say that it's good to discuss, isn't it?damn that you won't come out again, Lao Tzu will breathe fire, roast you to death, a dead fat man!" Alas~~~ Gulagas sighed, don't rest, continue to drill into the hole, maybe there is a way out ahead.

Drilled into hundreds of meters, in the end, this hole is very similar to the Tang Emperor sent to everyone to stop the elf brand condom, while opening, while closed, in the middle is a straight channel, Gulagas smiled bitterly, his countless children died from condoms, and now he is going to die here, it can be seen that the cycle of heaven, retribution is not happy!

Hey, there is something under his feet, it is a dead corpse, it must be very painful before he dies, his body has been curled up, Gulagas stretched out his body, he is a thin man, his waist is not as thick as his arm, and he is holding a sheepskin in his hand, Gulagas took out a look, only to see that it was written: "Dog fucking land pressure, you said this is a miracle skill, replaced Lao Tzu's hundred altars of aging, as a result, Lao Tzu learned to formally face the enemy for the first time, and then anal fissure and died, before dying, leave this last word, curse you to give birth to a son without asshole!"

Looking down further, it is another kind of handwriting, not a few words, a mental method of less than 100 words, a picture of the essentials of action, a spell casting formula, the simplest formula, just two words "go you!" After reading it all, Gulagas found that he had learned, this trick was too simple, at this moment, the strong flames rushed to his face, Gulagas screamed, turned around and bumped, bang, there was a muffled sound, Gulagas was already outside the mountain, it turned out that the bottom of the cave was only a thin layer of mountain walls, the immortal Gulagas did not have time to be happy, the dragon on the other side of the cave heard a loud noise, and then looked at the light in the cave, and quickly flew around the cave, and sure enough, he saw the dead fat man covered in blood.

Jiaolong laughed and said, "Where are you going to run this time?" Gulagas's face was like ashes, and suddenly he roared angrily, and rushed towards Jiaolong, when he was a hundred meters away, Gulagas shouted "Go you!" Jiaolong body uncontrollably flew straight to the dead fat man opposite, Gulagas hugged the upper body of Jiaolong with both hands, clamped Jiaolong's neck with both legs, and rose into the air in a sitting position, kept spinning, and smashed straight down, if Tang Emperor was here, he would definitely shout: "Fuck! The Soviet plum blossom in Street Fighter sits!"