August 28, 2015 at 3 a.m. Word Count 2019

In the last book, it was said that the Jade Emperor was holding the sword of the Heavenly Emperor and angrily broke into the palace of Concubine Zhen, and was just about to lift the curtain to enter, but a person walked out of the palace, but it was Taishang Laojun. The two stared at each other, Haotian was shocked, Lao Jun was slightly embarrassed, and the two stood on the spot silently.

"Eh, Lao Jun didn't go to Zixiao Palace to listen to Patriarch Hongjun's preaching, but why is he here?" the Jade Emperor didn't dare to speak ill of him, but he didn't feel aggrieved in his heart.

Taishang Laojun shook off the dust, and said sternly: "Lao Dao is old, and he just felt that his back hurt after listening to the sermon for a long time, so he came to find Huan Huan massage, who in heaven does not know that Huan Huan's technique is the best, and he is proficient in massage!"

Still Huan Huan? Who the doesn't know? The Jade Emperor is furious, why the hell don't I know that Zhen Huan can massage? At this moment, a person ran out of the curtain in a hurry, and he didn't see Haotian, he dragged Taishang Laojun's sleeve and ran in, and said while running: "Lao Jun, don't be busy going home, Huan Huan said, there are still medicines to help the fun, I took one pill, you see that it is really a comeback!"

Taishang Laojun's eyes lit up when he heard this, "Can you feed the donkey medicine?" suddenly remembered that Haotian was behind him, and hurriedly grabbed Zhang Guolao, and scolded angrily: "Your Majesty is here, don't talk nonsense, I came to find Zhen Huan Niangniang for a massage, I don't know if Niangniang can be in the house?"

At this time, Zhang Guolao saw that the Jade Emperor Haotian's face was like water, and he was immediately frightened to urine, kowtowing like pounding garlic, and the Jade Emperor snorted angrily, shook his sleeves, and left angrily.

The Heavenly Court calendar 203,667 A.D., the Heavenly Court broke out the biggest scandal in history, as many as thousands of immortals took the Jade Emperor's harem as their own kang head, a group of concubines who came and who used, more than 500 princes and princesses were checked for blood types of more than 200 kinds, the Jade Emperor was furious, and wanted to spread the message that Li Jing, the king of Tota, went to the palace to receive the order to lead the heavenly soldiers and generals to be arrested according to the list, but Li Jing thought that he had a private affair with the queen mother, and decisively fled to the lower realm with Nezha.

The Treasure Palace. The dragon case was kicked away by Haotian, and he shouted: "There is no good person who is paralyzed, Li Jing is such a villain, who else can I trust?"

"Report ~~~~!Your Majesty, Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian asks to see him!" "Let him in!" The Jade Emperor's voice was cold. Seeing his own nephew standing in front of the hall, Haotian sneered and said, "Even your own aunt is not spared, you still dare to come to see me?"

Yang Jian looked serious and said loudly: "My nephew is here for this matter, I can prove my innocence, uncle, please see!" Erlang God took off his pants, and the Jade Emperor was shocked and said, "How can this be?"

Yang Jian's face showed a painful look and recalled: "Your Majesty, do you still remember the battle with the Heavenly Demon Realm tens of thousands of years ago, the little god was ordered to lead the army to fight, and he was ambushed by mistake, and his crotch was bitten by the god-killing demon snake Liu Yeqing, and the little god immediately cut off the penis to save this life......

The Jade Emperor stepped down from the dragon chair, slowly came to Yang Jian, helped his nephew put on his pants, and said sadly: "Uncle has wronged you, you will be your uncle's closest person in the future, I will issue an order, ordering you to lead 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to arrest Zhang Guo and Lao and others, if you resist, you can be killed immediately!"

Yang Jian sneered and said, "Uncle can rest assured, if he chases his nephew to the edge of the sky, he will be arrested without missing anything, but what should I do if I am too old?"

The Jade Emperor looked up to the sky and sighed, and said, "The Mixed Yuan Saint is immortal and immortal, what else can I do, knock out my teeth and swallow it in my stomach!"

Yang Jian hurriedly echoed and said: "The gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late, Taishang Laojun will write down this matter for the time being, if there is a chance in the future, it will not be too late to report!" The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "That's it!"

Leaving aside the bloody arrest of Heavenly Court, let's go back and look at the situation of Emperor Tang and his party. It is said that Emperor Tang was driving the manhole cover all the way to Pan Taoyuan, and suddenly Chief Manager Xie came to report: Recently, the number of idle people in the Purple Cloud Empire has increased dramatically, and they are idle every day, making trouble, and in the long run, it will become a big disaster!

Emperor Tang asked: "Heaven and earth are vast and boundless, why don't you arrange for them to go to farming or construction sites to move bricks?" Xie Tianji smiled bitterly: "Your Majesty doesn't know, these people just don't want to pay physical labor, and they still think about eating and drinking well every day, but they don't have a skill in their hands, but they feel that their brains are flexible, and they are opportunistic every day, and they are abducted and cheated, and the prisons in various counties and cities are all these people!"

Don Nima pondered for a while, hehe, and said: "Pass on my decree, each county and city establishes schools, school-age children implement nine-year compulsory education, and those who are idle hold special training classes, majors include: petty theft, protection fee collection, road performance, etc., especially the road performance major, simple and practical, easy to learn and understand, study on the same day, and can participate in work the next day, let them go to the major streets of the heavenly court to play freely, and the income does not need to be handed over, all belong to the individual!"

Xie Tianji scratched his head, what a mess this was, and hurriedly asked: "Your Majesty said that the road performance is small, I don't understand, I hope to explain it in detail!"

Emperor Tang said: "According to Gulagas, there are many private cars in the heavenly court, there are many taxis, and the legal system is relatively sound, the owner of the car accident will generally choose to lose money, the road performance profession came into being, see the car coming, our students will catch up, and then be knocked off, blackmail each other's money, of course, there is a lot of knowledge here, not only to perform realistically in place, but also not really to be killed and disabled, learn this technology, make a fortune just around the corner!"

Xie Tianji was overjoyed and said: "Your Majesty is so talented, the job you said is what those ruffians dream of, and the school will do it if it is small!"

Just as he was speaking of this, suddenly Emperor Tang felt that the red light flashed in his head, and there was an extra name on the list: Zhang Guolao, flashed again, another name: Zhang Guolao's donkey, Donnie Ma Dale, what kind of grudge is this, even the donkey was killed!