Chapter 92 Harem Scandal! The Jade Emperor was furious

August 27, 2015 at 8 p.m. Word Count 2019

The next thing is to clean up the mess, Hua Yingying's wife rummaged through dozens of grass huts until she found her beloved paintbrush before she came out satisfied, the seven shirtless men were full of depression, hastily draped in clothes, and looked at Wang Qi's majestic face, and the spider silk of himself and others had almost no effect, and his expression was very depressed. Emperor Tang encouraged them one by one and said that he would find a way.

Xie Tianji put his arm around Hua Yingying's shoulders and said with a hippie smile: "Big brother, you are simply amazing, just now I timed it for you and uploaded it to the Internet, guess what, haha, your sex time is seven seconds, defeating 99% of men in the world!"

Hua Yingxing said lightly: "Poisoned, the reaction is a little slow, when the state is good, you can achieve plug and shoot, and people give the nickname 'USB disk'!"

Xie Tianji looked at the brush on the waist of the stunning beauty Mrs. Hua, and muttered in his heart: "No wonder Mrs. Hua turned eight feet on the ground and found this thing, I see!"

Hua Yingying didn't know the dirty thoughts in the heart of Chief Manager Xie, and said: "Your Majesty said to divide me with a villa, please arrange it for the Chief Manager, it's troublesome brother!"

Xie Tianji led Hua Yingying and his wife into the manhole cover, and came to the second area of the heavenly and earthly villa group, where the independent three-story villas were neatly arranged, with white paint and red tiles, the doors were bright and the windows were bright, Mrs. Hua screamed and jumped to the balcony on the second floor to open the window and went in, seeing that this business was very skilled, Hua Yingying was a little embarrassed, as Mr. Xie walked in from the main entrance with the key, Xie Tianji said: "Brother Hua, this is your mansion, participate in more battles and make more meritorious contributions in the future, Your Majesty will reward Ziyun coins according to military merits, it is naturally much more convenient to have money!"

Hua Yingying nodded and said, "Brother knows." In the future, it is indispensable to trouble Manager Xie. ”

Xie Tianzhen shook his hand violently and said, "Between my brothers, don't make trouble!"

The Purple Cloud Legion has experienced a hundred battles, and after a while, it sorted out the spoils and reported them to the Tang Emperor, hundreds of low-grade magic weapons were distributed to the soldiers participating in the battle, and the two eight venerable magic weapons were distributed to the meritorious dog head Nasus and the wine barrel Gulagas along with the godhead, and the rest of the people had a chance, anyway, there were more gods in the sky than dogs......

As for the martial arts conference, Emperor Tang is not ready to hold it for the time being, he really has nothing in his hand as a prize, and it is not too late to wait for two days to enter the new goods!

All arrangements were made, and Emperor Tang called the crow leader Svein and asked, "What is Erlang God doing now?" Svein replied: "Back to Your Majesty, the little one heard Yang Jian running to the Jade Emperor to cry, and the Jade Emperor was angry and even his beloved Nine Dragon Cup was shattered, and he had issued a holy decree, and the Three Realms would reward His Majesty for arrest, and those who obtained His Majesty's head could be allowed to eat casually in the Pan Tao Garden for a day, but it could not be wasted, and those who captured His Majesty alive would also give Laojun three pills. ”

Emperor Tang sneered: "Lao Tzu has cut off your prize thoughts first! Inform me to go to Pan Tao Garden quickly, I will spend the night in the garden tonight!"

Let's not talk about the army of locusts of the Tang Emperor for the time being, let's talk about the Jade Emperor who is full of sorrow! What does the Jade Emperor eat these days, he always wakes up in his dreams, and when Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, it was not like this, at least Sun Monkey is clear about everything, and there is a lot of discussion, and he really can't give an official position to fool for a while, this Don Nyima is different, he doesn't follow the routine in anything, and now there is no figure, damn it won't have slipped into my harem!

All the eunuchs were responsible for gathering the harem concubines together and checking the physiological conditions of the concubines according to the records of the intercourse. If you want to say that Heavenly Court is technologically advanced, you can know when you last had sex with a small stick and insert it.

This investigation can be a big deal, all the concubines have a total of 371 people, a total of more than 560 times in the last three days, if according to the Jade Emperor's normal standard of ten minutes to count, then it is His Majesty Haotian three days and seventy-two hours without rest! Among them, the Queen Mother has not yet checked, it is said that His Majesty urgently stopped, can not be checked again, and if you check this day again, you will not be able to live!

Jade Emperor Haotian seemed to have aged hundreds of years overnight, squatting on the steps at the entrance of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall smoking a stuffy cigarette, and his subordinates did not dare to approach, his sister Yaoji walked to Haotian's side and whispered softly: "Brother, for the sake of today's plan, access the surveillance video, anyone who enters and leaves the harem within three days will be killed! Only in this way can you maintain the dignity of your co-master of the Three Realms!"

Haotian's eyes lit up, remembering that in order to catch Sun Monkey and the Seven Fairies cheating, cameras were installed in the harem and major palaces, and after many years, he actually forgot, and now he has to be reminded by his sister, Haotian quickly stood up, ordered to go down, and retrieved the surveillance video!

If inspecting the concubines was the first step for the Jade Emperor to make a mistake, then retrieving the video was the second step......

The person in charge of accessing the video was Huang Chengyi, the Jade Emperor's henchman of Yue Xingjun, but he listened to him one by one: "Wuqu Xingjun entered Wei Guifei's dormitory three days ago, and Jing Mu Qianzi of the twenty-eight stars got into Yang Niangniang's house, I fuck, clairvoyance sneakily entered Li Guifei's palace when the wind was down, paralyzed, Yang Jian took the dog into Zhang Niangniang's house, ah, this is more exciting! At noon, Zhang Guolao swaggered into Zhen Guifei's room on a donkey, and the video shows that he hasn't come out until now!"

The monitor was kicked and smashed by the Jade Emperor, Haotian pulled out the Heavenly Emperor's sword, and rushed straight to the nine heavens with a murderous face, wanting to know what happened next, and listen to the next decomposition!

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