August 14, 2015 at 5 p.m. Update word count 2210

Recently, Emperor Tang has been annoyed, this is the fourth time in a week that he has been caught up by Erlang God's people, fortunately, with his wit and courage to repeatedly save the day, but it can't go on like this, it will damage the prestige of Emperor Tang on the one hand, in case Erlang God finds that he can't catch himself, follow Sun Monkey to go to Heaven to invite a few gods, it will be bad, Tang Emperor clearly knows how much of a monster in Journey to the West, as long as Sun Wukong moves the fairy rescuers, he will finish playing!

After making a special trip to the Ziyun Mountains to rescue the thousands of miles of drought by Ahri Buyu, on this day, the Tang Emperor drove the manhole cover and fled to Tiannan, after all, the population here is the most dense, and the immortals do not dare to fool around, otherwise a spell will collapse and kill ten thousand people, karma will be riddled with, and it is a trivial matter to destroy the Tao, in case it attracts the Immortal Thunder Tribulation, and the ten thousand years of cultivation will not be ruined!

Emperor Tang was just about to walk out of the manhole cover and go to the streets of Nanjing City, and by the way he had some snacks or something, Xie Tianji came to report: "There is a problem with the land in heaven and earth, the remains of the martyrs who fought in Fusang and Tiannan a few days ago were buried in heaven and earth, and now the family wants to merge the bones, but as soon as they dig it out, even the clothes and bones disappear without a trace." We hurriedly dug up a few more graves that had just been buried not long ago, and only then did we know that the ground in heaven and earth should be strongly corrosive, and the corpse had shrunk by half after only three days of burial!"

Emperor Tang was very confused and asked: "We haven't fought in the last three days, how did the brothers die?" Xie Tianji said: "Alas, if you don't do it, you won't die!" I don't know the specific situation, but I heard from the brothers below that there is a man surnamed Wang, who fell on the wife of a neighbor and let the neighbor hack him to death; there is also a man surnamed Wu, who is not tall, married a beautiful wife, but was poisoned by his wife in collusion with an adulterer, and then this surnamed Wu also has a brother, who is said to have killed a tiger and slaughtered the adulterer and adulteress...... Anyway, there are all kinds of ways to die, and one day there will be ten or eight deaths!"

Don Nyima understands that there are no laws in his country, there are no police, and everyone does things according to their temporary preferences, and they really kill people, as long as everyone thinks it is right, there is no. Emperor Tang hurriedly and urgently promulgated the "Constitution of the Purple Cloud Empire", which clearly stipulated more than 3,000 large and small clauses such as killing people to pay for their lives, repaying debts, etc., and established an official government system, ten miles for one township, one township for one township, ten townships for one county, one county magistrate, ten counties for one city, one mayor, ten cities for one province, one governor, and the governor is the highest local administrator.

Specific things, the Tang Emperor handed over to Delevingne to deal with, this person is iron-faced and selfless, upright, in the era when there is no law, Delevin dares to be angry and dare to speak, but unfortunately it is useless, now that there is a law, Delevin is in the world Bao Qingtian!

Let's go, go and deal with the cemetery matter. Emperor Tang took his two wives, plus Xie Tianji and Ji Qing Erren to wander around the downtown of Tiannanjing City. Tang Nyima said: "Ziyun Mountain is not suitable for a cemetery after this great drought, but this Tiannan Di Jie Ren Ling, let's go to their cemetery to see, if the feng shui is good, I will go to the Tiannan Emperor to bury the dead brothers." ”

Xie Tianji waved and stopped a few human-powered taxis, which are commonly known as upside-down donkeys. After several people sat down one by one, the driver asked where to go, and Xie Tianji said in a low voice: "We are going to the end of our lives." The driver was puzzled and said, "Where is that?" Xie Tianji said angrily: "Fuck, it's really hard to talk to you uneducated people, it's a crematorium!" The driver pouted and said, "Fortunately, you are going to the end of your life, if you go to the source of life, we will fucking drive into your mother!"

Emperor Tang and a few others laughed, stopping the general manager Xie who wanted to be rude, and after a while, the Tiannan National Cemetery arrived. A few people paid for the car and walked around, and Emperor Tang praised: "A good Nine Dragons water-absorbing vein, the dead brothers are buried here, and they will be rich and noble in the next life, just here, go to the Tiannan Palace, I will take the entire cemetery down, and then let them send someone to guard it." Xie Tianji said: "I'm afraid that Emperor Tiannan won't give it!" Emperor Tang laughed: "If he doesn't give it, then I want the whole country!"

A group of people flew to the Tiannan Palace on the manhole cover and landed on the Jinluan Palace, a few people stepped on the glazed tiles, accompanied by a burst of scolding, the six people were very embarrassed to step down from the few ministers who stepped down, and the Tang Emperor raised his voice and said: "I am the Ziyun Emperor, I came to visit Tiannan today, and I don't want to be surprised if I have some taste!"

At this time, it was the morning, the early dynasty time of Tiannan Kingdom, and just now the hundred officials of Tiannan were still gloating about the matter of Erlang God leading 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to chase Tang Nyima, who thought that as soon as the words fell, the Tang Emperor fell from the sky.

Emperor Tiannan was just about to speak, when there was a cry from below, and he saw Master Li, the imperial historian, kneeling on the ground, holding a person's body, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, Zhang Situ was trampled to death by these wicked people, you have to be the master of Zhang Situ!

Emperor Tang took a sip and said, "Damn, didn't he touch porcelain? I trampled on five or six of them, and didn't the others all stand! Why did he die? Did he hang up before we came?" Don Nyima tugged at the collar of the civil official he had stepped on, and said, "Why are you okay?" or I will go up again, and we will do it again, and it will be mine if I step on it! If you don't step on it, you must be a dead man standing here and trying to yin me, damn, it's not good!"

At this time, a middle-aged man who looked like a general on the opposite side said: "Emperor Tang, you can ask the man and woman behind you to know what's going on......!"

Emperor Tang was really speechless, the two of you old men added up to more than 300 catties, okay, and they jumped down together, stepping on whoever was enough to choke! cough cough, Emperor Tang smiled slightly, showed eight small white teeth, and said: "Accident, completely accident! Who is that, yes, it's you, don't howl, hurry up and clean up Zhang Situ, and you will attract flies in a while." ”

All the officials of Tiannan were angry, the Tang Emperor was light, and he raised his head to the Tiannan Emperor just about to speak, and found that he was quite unaccustomed to talking to people with his head up, damn it, Lao Tzu used to sit high on the top, okay! Let's forget the unhappiness just now, let's talk about business, I came here this time for one purpose, I have taken a fancy to your national cemetery in Tiannan, you transfer the entire cemetery to me, and send troops to guard it all year round, promise me this, I will raise my legs and leave, how about it?"

Emperor Tiannan looked at Emperor Tang with compassion and asked word by word: "What if I don't agree?"

Emperor Tang raised his little finger, and with a bang, a colorful light wave was fleeting, and the row of civil and military officials on the right screamed in unison, looking at a bloody hole in his chest fluttering and bubbling blood, and fell to the ground one after another, Emperor Tang was expressionless, blew his little finger lightly, and said, "Do you need me to ask again?"