August 13, 2015 at 5 p.m. Updated word count 2165

The last book said that the martial arts conference was in full swing, and in the blink of an eye, there were only four more than 8 million contestants, namely Dongfang Jinhong, Ling Hushang, Wang Qiyan and Hong Zaitian. After a lunch break, the contestants will directly decide the champion of this competition in the afternoon!

"Good afternoon, everyone, I am a reporter from this station, and I am currently at the conference site to bring you the fastest and latest event report of this conference! To say that this martial arts conference, it is really a tight schedule, high level, large number of people, strong density, considering the huge consumption of the contestants, Red Bull Group specially presented three boxes of Red Bull vitamin functional drinks to the players, cheering for the players! Well, according to the reporter's observation, three boxes of Red Bull have been killed by Emperor Tang and two aunts...... Fuck, return my microphone, ah~~~ and dare to hit reporters, I recognize you, you are Xie Tianji, the damn lady is not finished with you, you are waiting to accept the condemnation of public opinion!"

"Ahem", Xie Tianji flew into the air with two microphones in his hand, coughed twice and tried, and they all worked well, "There was a little situation on the scene just now, and now it has been done." Before the start of the semi-finals, I would like to reiterate two points again: first, as long as the boss has done something, it must be right, and no one is allowed to force it; second, if the boss does something wrong, please refer to the first article, otherwise I thank Tianji for recognizing you, and my flying feet will not recognize you! Okay, now I announce that the semi-finals have officially begun!"

The first scene is Hong Zaitian to Dongfang Jinhong, masculine to feminine, Hong Zaitian will descend the dragon eighteen palms of the tiger and tiger wind, but Dongfang Jinhong's body is ethereal, like the wind blowing willows, can't stand it, played for half an hour, Hong Zaitian fell down and was rushed to the hospital to fight glucose, Dongfang Jin Hongsheng!

The second scene is Linghu on Wang Qiyan, Linghu on the Dugu Nine Sword is also considered to be the peak, the move points to Wang Qiyan's weakness, Xiao Wang's classmates have been on the defensive, the situation is not good, suddenly Xiao Wang stumbled, sold his back to Linghu Shang, Linghu on the sword stabbed, who expected that this was Xiao Wang's housekeeping stunt "back to the horse gun", the head of the gun pointed to, so that the fox sword was knocked off, the shoulder was pierced, and he was defeated.

Emperor Tang spoke, rested for an hour, and then played the championship and runner-up finals.

At halftime, the host Xie Tianji interviewed Wang Qiyan, the prince of gymnastics. It turned out that Xiao Wang's classmate was practicing a new move "double-arm big loop and Jinger somersault for three and a half weeks in a gymnastics morning exercise on the top of the mountain" decades ago, and he jumped off the cliff directly and was rescued by an old man. The touching and heartfelt national enemy family hatred love annihilation chase and kill the bridge, the old man was moved, and when Xiao Wang is injured, he will not pass on his son or daughter, but only pass on the ancestral stunt of the destined person (the ghost knows how this trick is passed down from the ancestors) "Five Tiger Soul Breaking Gun" is taught to each other, so that there is the invincible king of today!

When the break time comes, the finals begin! Wang Qiyan holds a spear in his hand, stands with a long body, majestic and majestic, and domineering on his side! Dongfang Jinhong is dressed in red, dressed up with flowers and branches, and is full of grace, just like a hibiscus out of the water, slim and elegant! It is said that while he was resting, Dongfang Jinhong also made a spa (spa), and he invited the Tang Emperor to join him, but was politely rejected by the Tang Emperor.

"Brother's gun is so long!" Dongfang Jin Hongjiao said with a smile. Millions of viewers got goosebumps on the floor.

"Hehe, it's not only long, it's also very thick!" Wang Qiyan didn't eat this set at all.

Dongfang Jinhong shot first, using the ghostly figure to quickly approach Wang Qiyan, pinching a silver needle in his slender jade fingers, flying up and down, all over the key points on Xiao Wang's body, Wang Qiyan knew that he must not let the other party get close, so he gave up the stabbing in the marksmanship, mainly to sweep, forcing Dongfang Jinhong to retreat, the marksmanship unfolded, chasing the other party and stabbing, Dongfang Jinhong was fighting and retreating, intended to consume Xiao Wang's physical strength.

Sure enough, after a while, Xiao Wang's movements slowed down obviously, and he almost fell down when a shot was pulled away by the silver needle, Dongfang Jinhong naturally would not let go of such a good opportunity, rushed up, and stabbed Xiao Wang's chest Tanzhong acupoint with a needle, Wang Qiyan shouted: "Back to the horse gun!" Dongfang Jinhong said with a coquettish smile: "I knew this trick for a long time, and dare to use it again?" Unexpectedly, Wang Qiyan took advantage of the other party's stepping force to push the handle of the gun, and shouted "Go!" The second spear bounced straight up, and the body of the gun was exhaled on the face of Dongfang Jinhong in the air, Dongfang Jinhong fell in a coma, and the victory and defeat were divided, the champion of the first martial arts conference: Wang Qiyan!

Emperor Tang first gave prizes to the second to eighth places: the godhead of the seven spider spirits, and then after seeing the name of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord in the God Destroying List and confirming that this person was dead, he asked his grandson Tang Bohu to take back the golden cymbals and send the godhead of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord to Wang Qiyan. At this point, in the future, the Eight Heavenly Kings of the Three Realms of Mighty Gods, Gods and Demons were born!

The next day, the Emperor Tang took everyone back to the manhole cover, flew into the air and looked at the valley that had been unrecognizable after only three days, the birds and beasts were roasted, the mountain delicacies and wild fruits were plucked, and even the mountain stream where the seven spider spirits bathed was drunk by everyone.

But the good news is that everyone's drinking water problem has finally been solved, and Ahri, who has eaten the godhead of the Dragon King of the West Sea, found that he only needs to say "water", the heavens and the earth suddenly poured heavy rain, and several originally sunken lands slowly turned into rivers and lakes, the problem of water is solved, and then the problem of food is also easy to do, the Tang Emperor went to Tiannan, purchased a large number of grain seeds, and everyone reclaimed the land, sowed seeds and then dropped a drop of the spring of life, and in a blink of an eye, everyone's face was the joy of harvest.

But it's not always possible to consume like this, there are more and more people, seeing that the population is soaring to 20 million, and the day when things are finally eaten, it seems that it is time to engage in family planning, but they can no longer be allowed to give birth so unscrupulously!

As a result, the Purple Cloud Empire changed its national policy, from the original "do more sex without rings, a couple has N children" to "a couple has one child, and after giving birth, they will go to the ring!"

At the same time, the condoms developed and produced by Ziyun people themselves also began to be distributed to everyone, this set was named by the Tang Emperor himself: "Blocking the Elf", and also officially released an advertising song to promote it, the Tang Emperor wrote and composed the lyrics, cough cough, this song is sung like this: "On the right side of the left leg and the left side of the right leg there is a blocking elf, they are smooth and beautiful, they are super thin and transparent! They are free to shuttle through the black forest, they are safe and considerate to prevent the happy father ~~~." Oh, the cute elves, the lovely elves, they worked together to stop the little elves~~~ They made the owner happy and relieved!"