Chapter 114 The Great Cannon of the World!
Updated at 6 p.m. on September 14, 2015
For the first time this year, the members of the special case autopsy workshop for X virus mutations are: President Don Nyima, whose main job is remote guidance, according to him, is blood sickness, and everyone speculates that this product is afraid of being infected.
It is said that Hua Tuo is the best at craniotomy, and as long as he has opened his craniotomy, the current mortality rate is 100.
Chief Anatomist Hua Yingying.The nickname is "The Scalpel with the Soul".Of course.The nickname was just given by the Emperor Tang.The main thing is to encourage.To encourage Hua Yingying, but also to encourage the person who was operated on, Wu Qu Xingjun.Rest assured.Doctor Hua has never let any patient not get off the operating table.Of course.You are his first patient......
According to Emperor Tang, the stewardesses often handed mineral water and juice to passengers.
The most important character appears.Due to the limited medical conditions on site.There is no anesthetic.So the chief chattermaster is our Chief Manager Xie.His main job is to distract the patient.For example, at this moment.Wuqu Xingjun screamed.Extremely dishonest.Master Xie sang a lullaby song "Grandma Bridge".Wuqu Xingjun fell into a baby-like sleep with a hara.
The operation, which took three hours and seven minutes, was a complete success.Wuqu Xingjun's body was different from normal people in two places.The first was that he had been severely injured in the crotch.According to Duobao Daoren's recollections, it seemed to be a "crotch mouth" from the roaring dog.Of course, the roaring dog did not fall well.The whole body was bitten by Wuqu Xingjun in many places.And created a precedent for a dog to be bitten by someone.Lost the dog's face.At the same time, it also explained why Wuqu Xingjun was so excited after seeing Wang Qiyan's lower body.It can be seen that the rigor of this book and the author's heart
The second is the head.There is an extra zombie insect in the cranial cavity of the zombie, named by the Emperor Tang.This insect is abnormally agile.And it is stronger than steel.The Emperor Tang sat in the main hall of the Biyou Palace, and tried a variety of methods such as fire roasting, knife cutting, and noise through the telephone remote control.The zombie insects all said that the pressure was not great.Until a foul smell came.In the sound of everyone scolding.The zombie worm vomited.The Emperor Tang was overjoyed.Hurriedly found the source of the odor.But it was from the hand of Bu Jingyun.
Emperor Tang hurriedly ordered Hua Yingying to inject the mourning insect with an injection containing the substance of the frightening fart, and the mourning worm was bleeding all over its body, and it turned into a puddle of pus in a moment.
Expert Hua Tuo proposed to suture Wuqu Xingjun's head to see if there was still anyone saved. Emperor Tang thought so, but considering Hua Tuo's surgical mortality rate, Hua Yingying was the main surgeon instead. The suturing operation took less than three hours.
According to Wuqu Xingjun, the culprit of this incident is the Jade Emperor, who has no time to pamper the three thousand beauties in the harem, which breaks the hearts of all the beauties, and his face becomes more and more haggard. Wuqu Xingjun, in a compassionate and compassionate attitude, helps the Jade Emperor go to nourish the harem concubines
Emperor Tang and the others listened to the freshness.The fire of gossip was blazing.Keep urging Wuqu Xingjun to continue.Wuqu Xingjun wiped a thankless tear of sadness.Then said:" The brothers who went to the harem to help were chased by Erlang God and fled in all directions.I hid in a mountain.I was terrified.Suddenly a bald beauty flew in the sky.Come to me and take it off without saying a word.After taking off her, take off mine.I look at this, I must not be a man who can not be vain.Naturally I stepped forward.After the incident, I felt a headache.As if there was something more in my head.The bald beauty grinned.Put on my clothes and fly away.I fell in a whirlwind.Then I didn't know anything."
Xie Tianji smiled: "You are now famous, you are bitten by the Howling Dog in front of the Nantian Gate, and you are still covered in bruises and bruises when you bite the Roaring Dog, and you are taking the rabies vaccine every day."
The people were speechless, and the Tang Emperor said: "Rest early, the past is over, follow me in the future, and it will be a new beginning."
Wuqu Xingjun was grateful.I had to ask Emperor Tang to let Hua Tuo install another set of crotch equipment for himself.Emperor Tang waved his hand again and again.,Said: "Pull it down.You have to be sound.You have to go to my harem to help while I'm not paying attention.It's good to be like this now.The things are gone.The troubles are gone.I send you a word:Brother is gone.You are more outstanding."
On the second day, Duobao Dao people informed Emperor Tang that the zombies outside the gate had escaped from the peach forest array, and attacked Biyou Palace again. Emperor Tang hurriedly summoned everyone to walk out of the palace gate. There is also a pair that reads, "The sky is dead, the yellow sky is standing, the mighty zombies, the world is invincible."
Emperor Tang snorted and said, "These people can't speak, but they can write well.
As soon as the words fell, I saw Wuqu Xingjun's face distorted, his teeth and claws jumping up and down, and the Tang Emperor was shocked and shouted: "Fuck, what's going on, hurry up and tie it up and cut it to see if the zombie worm grows again."
Xie Tianji waved his hand awkwardly and said, "Don't panic, I accidentally flicked the cigarette butt into the back of his neck."
Emperor Tang glared at Chief Manager Xie fiercely, waved his hand to summon the "zombie buster", and said two sentences, and then patted Bu Jingyun's shoulder, which means that you can get on.
Everyone took ten steps back with a cautious face, and at the same time took out masks of various colors from their bosoms and put them on.
The zombie group was only less than a kilometer away from everyone, only to hear Kong Ci shouting: "Human cannon. Bu Jingyun took a deep breath and his stomach bulged high.
Kong Ci shouted again: "Human cannon, second level preparation." Step frightened, turn around, bend down, and aim your butt at the zombie horde 800 meters away.
Kong Ci shouted angrily: "The cannon in the world is released." Boom, a loud bang, yellow smoke filled, everyone flew into the air to watch, only to see the zombies being served in a pot, none of them were spared, and then look at the clouds, the location of the cannon could not find him, Kong Ci carried him back from two miles away, Emperor Tang shook his head and smiled bitterly, the recoil was too great, it seemed that he had to find a way to launch the human cannon version 2.0.
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