[No pop-ups.] Updated on September 15, 2015 at 6 p.m

The group of zombies that were knocked down woke up after a few hours.Asking each other.All of them didn't know what happened.Some of them lived nearby.So they hurried home to visit their relatives.Most of them lived in the capital.So they went home together.No one knew.I was actually saved by a fart.

Our great hero who saved the people from fire and water is in a bad situation at this time, his body is prostration, his limbs are weak, his face is as white as paper, his eyes are dull, and after the medical immortal Hua Tuo diagnosed him, he said that it was best to rest for a few days, and it should be fine.

The Emperor of Tang personally expressed his condolences and highly praised Bu Jingyun as "a man who farts with his life."

On the second day, the local city government sent a congratulatory telegram, and at the same time, he warmly invited Comrade Bu Jingyun to come and guide the work. By the way, he helped remove the zombies that had besieged the city government for three days

After receiving the distress call, Emperor Tang thought for a long time.Considering the economic situation of the Biyou Palace of the Tongtian Sect Master of Tongtian City in the suburbs of the city and the reserves of the city bank.The appearance fee of the big star of the step was initially set at 100,000.But it is not RMB.It is Tianyuan.One day can be exchanged for a sack of dollars.It is conceivable how the Emperor Tang opened his mouth.Who would have thought that the Southern Dipper Star Jun didn't even think about it.Directly agreed.Come quickly.Wait for you.See you or leave.

So on the afternoon of the next day, the Emperor of Tang took the black dragon horse under his crotch, dressed in a yellow dragon robe, swaggered with Bu Jingyun and a group of his subordinates to ride the manhole cover and turned into a red dragon.

In Zixiao Palace, four people sit cross-legged, one in the middle is a human bone fairy wind, Tong Yan Hefa, holding a bamboo cane, closing his eyes and recuperating, who is this person?

I only listened to Hongjun Dao Ancestor's words: "This son is related to the normal operation of the rules of heaven and earth, if the saint is below, if he harms his life, it is his life, he has no grudge against others, as a saint, he must not attack him, otherwise he will interfere with the way of heaven, and it will be in vain to be immortal and immortal."

Yuan Shi didn't dare to say much, but he bowed his head and said yes.Taishang Laojun was quite unconvinced.A pair of small eyes were dripping and spinning.I didn't know what the hell I was thinking.Tongtian Sect Master smiled secretly.After a while, I quickly told this good news to Brother Tang.Let him spread his arms and toss with his life.

Suddenly, Hongjun Daozu opened his eyes and said loudly, "Why did you hide a doppelganger on the roof of the house?" Speaking later, the tone was extremely harsh.

I only heard a Buddha's name, and an illusory figure of a monk floated in, folded his hands, and said: "Amitabha Buddha, Hongjun Taoist friends have not seen each other for many years, and they have always been good.

Hongjun Daozu rolled his eyes and asked, "It's useless to talk too much, but the zombie thing is the work of your Western sect."

The Buddha laughed and said, "Natural disasters **.Everything has a fate.How can I rely on my Buddhism?If it weren't for your Taoist people's prostitution and extravagance, why would this disaster come about?"

The Tongtian Sect Master said angrily: "If you come to the name of receiving the Taoist, you will wait for my disciples to go to your Western Sect, and you are not a Taoist person.

The Buddha lowered his eyebrows and said softly: "The past is like the wind and dust, and the name of the introduction is my predecessor. After that, the figure faded and gradually disappeared.

Hongjun Daozu sighed and said, "From now on, there will be many things in the world."

Yuan Shi Tianzun hurriedly asked: "Dao Ancestor, if you come to leave, but Buddhism wants to declare war with my Taoism."

Hongjun Daozu waved his hand lightly, unwilling to speak, Taishang Laojun and the other three hurriedly bid farewell to Daozu and withdrew from Zixiao Palace.

Taishang Laojun and Yuan Shi Tianzun have been whispering since they left Zixiao Palace.

Let's put aside this ongoing dispute between Buddhism and Taoism.Let's take a look at our male number one Emperor Tang.In other words, Emperor Tang and his entourage just flew into the sky above the center of Tongtian City.I saw a long banner that read, "Warmly welcome the people of the Purple Cloud Empire and others to come and guide".Emperor Tang stood on the dragon's head and raised his hand downward.He was complacent.Several cannons sounded in his ears like thunder.Frightened, Emperor Tang hurriedly lay down behind the red dragon to dodge.But found that it was a salute being fired below.

Emperor Tang felt ugly and unhappy, and when the salute was finished, the red dragon fell to the ground and turned into a manhole cover, and Nandou Xingjun, secretary of the Tongtian Municipal Party Committee, walked forward in three steps and two steps.

Emperor Tang didn't stretch out his hand at all, his eyes looked at the sky and said, "."

The scene was suddenly very quiet.Nandou Xingjun was extremely embarrassed.He laughed a few times and said, "I know.I must pay attention next time.The banquet is ready.Everyone, please."

During the march, Nandou Xingjun and Xie Tianji, who was in charge of public relations on Ziyun's side, chatted for a few words and asked, "Your Majesty doesn't seem to be very happy. Xie Tianji pursed his lips and said, "It's okay, our boss may not have slept well last night."

At the banquet, Nandou Xingjun arranged two public relations beauties to be responsible for the dishes on the table, such as Kung Pao radish, fish-flavored soybeans, etc.

Ji your sister, Emperor Tang really wants to stretch out his hand to give Nandou Xingjun a mouthful.What the hell are you arranging.I didn't eat a few bites, and my stomach would bang and bang.If you don't know for a while, it won't be a single shot against the enemy.It's a thousand cannons.

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