September 1, 2015 at 6 p.m. Update word count 2090

In the last book, it was said that the Emperor of Tang and his group inquired along the way, and finally came to the Nine Secluded Sacred Domain, a paradise-like place. Reported to the name of the master of the Tongtian Sect, all the way to the green light to the Sage's Mansion, the Sage is busy with anxiety, it is said that it is the precious son of the Bodhisattva of the King of the Earth to kick the dung pit, the place of the incident is not far from here, there are dozens of stops, at that time, the uncrowned king of the underworld has just finished eating the overlord meal, is in the toilet convenient, tragedy happened......

The King of the Earth Bodhisattva was furious, thinking that I was more than 60,000 years old to get this son, as if I was the flesh of my heart, usually a little dust on my body and I was very distressed, this time I was kicked into the dung pit by a human being, it was really angry with me!

A phone call to the ghost domain, first to the ghost king scolded, and then ordered him to find the real culprit within three days, send it to the underworld, otherwise he will come to see him! After thinking about it, he said hello to the Nine Shadows Sacred Domain, and ordered him to send a master out to find two people, one of whom was surprisingly fat and easy to identify, and the other person was the culprit, who looked like a human and a dog, but he was quite unsophisticated, and he didn't even say hello......

When the sage heard that the friends of the Tongtian Sect Master were coming, he hurriedly greeted him, and before he could chat with Emperor Tang, the fax machine clicked, but it was the underworld that sent the photos of the two suspects in the 8.30 extraordinarily large kicking case.

To say that the second ancestor who was kicked into the pit is not completely a master who eats and waits for death, this person has a stunt, called the naked eye camera, as long as you click on the eye, the other party's appearance and body shape will be stored in the brain, and when there is a pen and paper, a few sketches, and the picture that comes out is exactly the same as the real person!

There are two images from the underworld, one is a fat man squatting in a pit, pouting a round belly the size of a TV pot lid receiver, with a sideways face as if to say something, and the other is a tall and mighty man, lifting his pants and kicking his legs, with a subtle facial expression, as if the mood of kicking people is very urgent, and he is quite afraid of what will happen. The Sage looked at the two pictures, then looked behind Emperor Tang and was stunned.

Emperor Tang and others naturally saw these two sketches, and Xie Tianchen was very embarrassed, because the pants he was carrying on the sketches did not completely cover the vital point, and a large handful of hair was exposed. Gu Lagas's round eyes glared, and he was about to ask, Xie Tianji hurriedly covered his mouth, Xiao Gu's sequelae since his resurrection is really terrible, and he pretends to be from the Northeast everywhere and asks the other party what do you see......

Tang Nyima took a sip of tea very calmly, gently spit out the tea leaves, raised his eyes and said, "The Sage actually has photos of my two brothers, can you tell me the reason?"

The Sage smiled bitterly and said, "I won't tell you, these two photos are from the underworld, Brother Tang might as well ask your two brothers, did you kick a young man into a pit yesterday?"

Emperor Tang turned around, and Xie Tianji hurried to whisper to explain the situation at that time. Emperor Tang laughed and said, "This is indeed the case, I don't know what trouble has been caused?" I hope the sage will tell me in detail!"

The sage smiled bitterly again and said: "It's not just so simple to get into trouble, the person who kicked into the pit of your brother is the little ancestor of the entire underworld, Van Gogh, the precious son of the Bodhisattva of the King of the Earth, last month just because he dreamed that a ghost bared his teeth at him, and after waking up, he let millions of ghost clans commit suicide and apologize, a few days ago, he went to the human world to play in the Rising Sun City to forcibly insert a people's daughter, the people did not obey, Van Gogh led people to slaughter the entire Rising Sun City!"

Emperor Tang's smile did not change, and then asked, "So what?"

The sage was stunned for a moment, did this person in front of him not know whether he was afraid or had the ability to pass through the heavens? This person was introduced by the master of the Tongtian Sect, and neither the saint nor the Bodhisattva himself could afford to offend, so let them pinch it off by themselves!

"Now the underworld has urgently set up an 8.30 extraordinarily large crime investigation task force, and just now I heard Brother Tang's intention to go to the underworld to do something, and my brother suggested that it would be better not to go!"

Emperor Tang rubbed his thumb and middle finger lightly, and made a sound, Xie Tianji hurriedly stepped forward to hand the two of them cigarettes, which was a round barrel of finger thickness, with good blue and white tobacco leaves rolled inside.

Emperor Tang took a deep breath, his face showed intoxication, he spit out thick smoke, and said slowly: "I have to go to the underworld, and I hope that the sage will help, as for what means the king of the earth has to do with the Bodhisattva, I will follow myself, and it has nothing to do with the sage." ”

When the sage heard this, he didn't say much, called into a few of his subordinates, and ordered to take Emperor Tang and others to the portal, and it was inconvenient for him to accompany him, so he would not be sent far.

When I came to the portal, it was a small house, the two doors were closed, the staff recited the incantation silently, and the Tang Emperor couldn't help but sigh when he saw his mouth, and the spell turned out to be "open the door with sesame seeds"!

The two doors were separated from the middle to the sides, and inside was a small square room, where an aunt in overalls sat on a chaise longue, shaking it and saying, "Where are these people going?"

While beckoning everyone to hurry inside, the staff said, "Aunt Zhang, these people are going to the underworld." ”

As she was talking, the room buzzed loudly, and Aunt Zhang pointed to Gulagas and said, "Overweight, you go down, sit down by yourself!"

Emperor Tang was speechless, not to mention breaking the JB portal to make it look like an elevator, and he was fucking overweight...... Stretched out his hand to put Gulagas into the manhole cover, the buzzing stopped, Aunt Zhang glanced at Emperor Tang in surprise, and didn't say much, silently recited the incantation, "Sesame closes the door", the two doors closed, and the sound like pulling the bellows came, the small room seemed to be flying at high speed, and after a while, Aunt Zhang said: "It's time to the station, a few people are good." ”

The door opened, Emperor Tang walked out of the portal with a group of men, said thank you to Aunt Zhang, and the door closed, and the image of the small house rippled like ripples until it disappeared without a trace.

, Emperor Tang cursed, forgot to ask how to go back, Xie Tianji comforted: "There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, boss, let's do your father-in-law's business first, and then find a way to go back." ”

Emperor Tang looked around, it was a barren wilderness, all uninhabited, put everyone into the manhole cover, flew into the air, and flew straight towards the place where there were houses.

Gradually, the following is no longer a wilderness, and there are high-rise buildings everywhere, some buildings even towering into the sky, the manhole cover is to dodge it, who wants to let the building, the face actually flew an aviation plane, the manhole cover can not avoid, like cutting tofu to divide the plane into two, the iron cover above fell from a height of thousands of meters, the plane below became an open-top plane, the passengers are all wearing seat belts and are temporarily fine, the flight attendants are blown out by the strong wind, fluttering all over the sky, skirts lifted, underwear colorful, Emperor Tang wiped the saliva in his mouth, shouted: "Get out of here and get me back in uniform!"