Chapter 98 What do you see!The sequelae of Xiao Gu's resurrection
Word count updated August 31, 2015 at 10 a.m. 2019
In the last book, it was said that the Emperor of Tang went to find the lazy Ahri to settle accounts, and when he came to the side hall, he knew that something was wrong, and the old man Ye had a heart attack, his face was frighteningly white, his lips were purple, and he was holding Qing'er's hand, and he was about to die when he saw people.
Calling the Tongtian Sect Master, Tongtian just glanced at it, and said: "Your father-in-law has angina, and he needs to place a stent in the pulmonary artery catheter on the side of the heart, this skill has been lost, and he can prepare for the future!"
As soon as Qing'er heard the sage say this, she cried so much, Emperor Tang knelt in front of the bed, remembering the past since the acquaintance of Tianyi Mountain, sadness came from it, and she sang while crying: "My father-in-law, my most beloved person, the sweetness of the world is ten, you only tasted three points, I have not done enough to be your son-in-law in this life, I hope you will be my father-in-law again in the next life~~~"
Tongtian Sect Master patted Xiao Tang on the shoulder and said, "It's so touching to sing, I have a daughter and I will marry you...", seeing the hungry eyes of Emperor Tang, Tongtian Sect Master continued: "It's a pity I didn't!", this is not the first time that Tang Nima wants to slap Tongtian's face with the sole of his shoe.
The Tongtian Sect Master stroked his beard and said: "Actually, it's not that it's all out of the question, Xiao Tang, have you ever heard of the underworld? There is a book of life and death there, just beg the King of the Earth Bodhisattva to tear off your father-in-law's name from the book of life and death, and immediately jump out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, don't talk about angina pectoris, even if you have another myocardial infarction, you just smile slightly, and you will definitely not smoke!"
Emperor Tang hurriedly got up from the ground and said loudly: "If you don't say this way early, it will cause me to reveal my true feelings, everyone will quickly pack up their things, gather at the door in three minutes, and the underworld will walk!"
Taking advantage of his free time, Emperor Tang also threw the old man into the manhole cover, and spit out white foam for the old man Ye, after returning to the furnace, his heart still hurt badly, but his spirit was much better, at least he could resist the result of going to the underworld......
The whole army is ready, enter the manhole cover, the manhole cover is galloping, kill to the fairy pool, this has been changed into a fishing pond, all the gods are sitting on a small horse, holding a fishing rod, looking at the water with all their attention.
The manhole cover plunged into the pool, bursting into a huge splash, exhaling the faces of the surrounding immortals, and in an endless stream of angry scolding, Emperor Tang returned to the lower realm!
According to the Tongtian Sect Master, the underworld is in the easternmost part of the Xiuzhen Continent, there is a place called the Nine Shadows Sacred Domain, after entering, find the sage of the holy domain, mention the name of the Tongtian Sect Master, and the sage will personally take you to the underworld!
The manhole cover flew straight to the sunset West Mountain, everyone was hungry, and there was a town below, and they didn't know where it was.
Emperor Tang came out of the manhole cover with a group of thugs, inquired about the location of the largest restaurant, and walked away. As he was walking, a few gangsters came to him, and he didn't dare to provoke the Tang Emperor when he saw that he was so powerful, and the two sides passed by, so it should be fine, but he didn't expect Gulagas to roar: "What are you looking at?"
The gangsters actually knew that the gang on the other side was not easy to mess with, but their work habits led to a casual reply: "Just look at you, what's the matter?"
"Let's go!" Plum blossom sat down without discussion, Tang Emperor was speechless, he couldn't stop it, he quickly dispersed, boom! The gangsters were smashed into photos, Gulagas was like no one, and continued to move forward behind Tang Emperor, Don Nima turned around and asked, "Xiao Gu, are you okay?"
Gulagas looked confused and said, "It's okay, didn't you say you were going to eat?"
Emperor Tang dragged Xie Tianji and asked in a low voice, "Why do you feel that Xiao Gu is a little abnormal?" Xie Tianji replied: "No problem, Xiao Gu is normal in front of his own people, maybe the gangster just now mocked Xiao Gu's body shape with his eyes!"
Everyone came to the restaurant, the waiter handed over the menu, and Emperor Tang didn't look at it, and said directly: "Fry this one!"
After a while, the wine and food were all served, and everyone threw off their cheeks and ate Hesse, and suddenly, Gulagas shouted at a strong man who had drunk too much at the table: "What are you looking at?" The strong man was drunk and scolded: "I look at your mother!" Gulagas was stunned, the routine was not right, and shouted again: "What are you looking at?" The strong man was furious, stood up, pointed at Gulagas and said, "I'm fucking looking at you, what's the matter?"
Well, that's right, "Let's go!" Goo, bang! Gulagas hugged the big man and crashed through the roof of the three-story building in a row, and then slammed it on the wine table, and the sea bowl containing the king's eight soups turned over countless times in the air, and finally buckled on the head of the already stunned Tang Emperor......
What the hell is going on here? Emperor Tang didn't eat enough, the meal cost fifty-seven taels, and he paid more than 20,000 taels to the restaurant, with the lesson of the last Yuan Shi Tianzun, the Tang Emperor knew that pretending to be forced would not end well, so he paid directly in cash, and walked out of the restaurant, Gulagas suddenly had a stomachache and wanted to go to the toilet.
Emperor Tang was afraid that he would make trouble, so he glanced at Xie Tianji, Xie Tianji hugged Xiao Gu's shoulders and said, "Go together!"
Entering the public toilet, Gulagas crossed the three pits alone, and there was a person next to him who sneered and laughed, Xie Tianji said badly, and sure enough, Gulagas took off his pants and shouted, "What are you looking at?" The hippie smiling face squatting in the pit next to him said: "Look at you, what..."
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