Chapter 153: Destroy the Throne!
[Latest chapter reading.] Updated on October 21, 2015 at 7 p.m
In the last book, it was said that the Tang Emperor received a call from Haotian.I was embarrassed to say that such a large group of people were trapped by a small trap.Make up a nonsense that my eldest brother is full moon today.I went to the lower world to have a wedding banquet.I will come back as soon as I am done.At the same time, I also got the news from Haotian's mouth that the Western Sect is pouring out of the nest.I hung up the phone.The corners of my mouth trembled a little.I also urged Lao Tzu to hurry back and prepare for the battle.Lao Tzu should be yours.
But in general, Don Nyima still knows this.If the Heavenly Court is defeated.The Purple Cloud Empire really has no place to stay.Even if you flee to the Netherworld.People control the heavens.You can't stand the thunder and rain in three days in your one-third of an acre of land.Not to mention the tens of millions of monks who are condescending to pee on your land at the same time.
Make up your mind to get rid of Baal quickly.Then rush back to support.As soon as I looked up.Looking at the Heavenly Thunder God Monarch with a constipated expression, he looked at himself.Emperor Tang asked, "What am I doing?"
The Heavenly Thunder God Monarch stumbled and said, "Great Sage, the Jade Emperor called me before calling you, I already told him what happened to us, who would have thought that you would blind him without even blinking an eyeball."
Emperor Tang stroked his forehead, damn it, a pig-like teammate, and then said: "Great Sage, I'm really sorry, you won't be angry with me, right?"
Emperor Tang laughed and said: "How can it be, how big my belly is, what then, Heavenly Thunder God Monarch, you walk at the front of the line, whoever wants to prick the hair, you will use thunder to split him, let go of the whole, there is us behind."
The people turned around in this flame labyrinth for a whole day and a night.The rabbits caught outside the reeds were all eaten.I was stunned that I didn't find an exit.The most depressing thing was that everyone could fly.Even the no one could fly.I could only walk and grope a little bit.The Emperor Tang was outside.The three ladies in heaven and earth were not idle.I gave six or seven pairs of cloth shoes alone.
"I can't stand it." Emperor Tang roared angrily." his ancestors, and it's been more than three hours, isn't this coming back again, you see, isn't that the pair of cloth shoes I wore in the afternoon?"
When everyone saw it, it was black and unrecognizable, and it looked like a pair of shoes. Xie Tianji picked it up and sniffed it, and said, "Well, it's still a familiar smell. That's right, this is Your Majesty's broken shoes.
Emperor Tang was not angry, listening to Xie Tianji's words, but his brain was not enough, he turned around and flew his legs, and then glared fiercely at Mr. Xie, who was lying on the ground very innocently, took a deep breath, felt very irritable, Hua Rong stepped forward, and said, "Your Majesty, do you see if there is such a possibility? Mr. Xie didn't serve the Akara girl, she deliberately set a trap for us."
When Emperor Tang heard this, he nodded and said, "I don't say that there is no such possibility, she still has to report 110.
As soon as the words fell, a passenger car drove in front of him, and stopped in front of everyone.
Xie Tianji quickly got up from the ground, pounced on the dust on his body, opened his mouth and said, "Dude, can you go to Barr?"
The driver said, "No problem, but it's too dangerous to go there, don't play the meter, 100 gold coins, don't go." Emperor Tang snapped his fingers and got into the car.
The bus is not small, but the 30 or so people are still a little crowded, and the Tang Emperor, who is sitting in the co-pilot, is relaxed, and chats with the driver: "Master, we have a traffic police here."
The driver said: "It's not easy to live in this forced place, the traffic police and the criminal police have everything, and they don't care about everything. Emperor Tang was trembling when he heard this, and then asked: "Then isn't your car loaded with more than 30 people overcrowded?
The driver turned his head sideways and sneered: "If you want to deduct my points, you have to have a driver's license." As soon as the words fell, the car was filled with the sound of gasp. Everyone had been wandering around here for a day, but they knew that the fire was frightening, and it didn't hurt. But the magma on both sides was really rubbed to a point, and it was a bubble.
Xie Tianji shuddered and asked, "Big brother, you dare to drive without a driver's license." The driver shook down the glass, spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm out the window, and replied: ", have you ever heard of wine and strong courage? I drank more than half a catty of two pots at noon.
Hua Rong wondered, "Dude, that's what you're doing, why don't you get a driver's license?" The driver sneered and said, "I'm more than 2,000 degrees of myopia, my left eye is still glass, my right leg is a prosthesis. The whole car was silent.
Suddenly, the Heavenly Thunder God Monarch shouted, "Hurry up, stop the car, I'm scared to pee, I need convenience." The driver turned around and handed a mineral water bottle to Tianlei Shenjun and said, "Stop it, use this, the brakes have been broken for more than half a year." Emperor Zhurong screamed, "Tang Dasheng, pull his handbrake."
The driver laughed: "The handbrake is my family's stir-fry spoon. Before the words fell, the crotch of the Heavenly Thunder God Jun's pants was wet
The roar of the engine was mixed with all kinds of screams and scolding. More than two hours later, the driver shouted: "Open the door, put your foot out and drag it as a brake, and you will be there in front of you."
Everyone, look at me, I'll look at you, Emperor Suiren raised his right foot, laughed, "I definitely can't drag it out, I'll have to bother my brothers."
In the end, after paying for dozens of pairs of shoes and a few blades, the car finally stopped.More than 30 people rushed to get out of the car.Xie Tianji walked up to the driver.grabbed the driver's neck.Scolded: "**Damn.I'm scared of my fart.I have to beat you to death today."
The driver sneered, "You're here to kill Barr, as long as I have a throat, Barr is allowed to hide, believe it or not, hurry up and give the money, don't talk about that useless."
Emperor Tang said softly, "Give it to him." As soon as Xie Tianji heard the boss speak, he didn't dare to make any more trouble, and quickly counted out a hundred gold coins and handed them to the driver, who laughed and said, "If you kill the group, remember to call me at the place where you got on the bus." After that, the smoke disappeared.
Emperor Tang took a closer look at the flame-shaped teleportation array in front of him, and if he didn't look carefully, he was very likely to ignore it.
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