Chapter 154 The Top of the Forbidden City!
[Latest chapter reading.] Updated October 22, 2015 at 9 p.m
In the last book, it was said that the official diplomat of Ziyun, Mr. Xie Da, was at the end of the line, and gently patted the shoulder of the person in front of him. Xie Tianji asked, "Dude, ask me, what are you lining up?"
The man in front of him turned around and said, "It is said that the warehouse was opened to release grain, and the queue was given to one bag of rice and two bags of noodles." That's not right." The man in front of this person said, "What I heard is clearly a lottery for buying a car. A person in front of him yelled: "Fart, this is a newly built bathing center, the first day of opening today, there are free wives to accompany the massage, and it also includes ejaculation." The front one looked back and looked confused: "Aren't you queuing up here to pick up your children from school?" And then again
Emperor Tang burst into tears.You don't know what this place is for.Just come and line up.And don't fucking let Lao Tzu go to the front and ask what the line is for.Thank Tianji.As long as you go forward.The people who were crossed in the queue are all angry and scolded.I'm afraid that you will go to the front to cut the line.In the end, even Xie Tianji, who is famous, can't stand it.Quickly retreat to the last place in the line and line up honestly.。
The strangest thing is that I queued for nearly an hour, and the latecomers kept coming, but no one successfully returned.
In fact, the people in the back queue have doubts in their hearts, but no one is willing to go. Damn, there are more than 10,000 people in line.
Emperor Tang suddenly became happy, Xie Tianji in front of him and Hua Rong behind him asked at the same time, "What is the boss laughing at?" Emperor Tang said: "Looking at these people, I suddenly remembered a joke, saying that one day a man stood on the square with his back to the sky, and I don't know what he was looking at. In less than half an hour, five or six thousand people gathered in the whole square, and everyone looked up like a tiger looking up at the sky. Finally, the first person lowered his head and asked everyone what they were looking at. Everyone asked in unison what you were looking at. The man said: I look at a cock hair, fuck, my nose is bleeding, and my head is empty."
Xie and Hua laughed and leaned back together, and Emperor Tang asked, "It's all lined up." Xie Tianji replied: "Yes, boss, there is one, there is one, Bu Jingyun is at the back, even the few who have heard of the Heavenly Thunder God Monarch dare not stand behind him. Hua Rong whispered to Emperor Tang: "Boss, we are really so honest, this is not your usual style."
Emperor Tang sighed and said: "Then what can you do if you don't row up, if you want to cut in line, people won't let you, you can still kill more than 10,000 people, it's too frustrating."
That's it.After more than three hours of queuing.Finally, it's Xie Tianji's turn.Xie Tianji found himself a little overwhelmed.I saw a student desk.There was a stool inside and outside.There was an old man sitting inside.The stool outside was for those who sat in line.
The old man didn't raise his eyelids, and asked very quickly, "Name." Thank God."" Age."" Less than 200 years old.I don't remember exactly."" Well, I'll write you half of two hundred and fifty.one hundred and twenty-five.gender."" Uh, male." Manager Xie was speechless.
The old man wrote, and then said, "Pay the money, cash or credit card, I have a pos machine." No, uncle, you'll wait." Xie Tianji was completely blinded." What the hell are you asking me to do?"
The old man was very depressed.Damn, there were most ** people in line today.Explained: "Pay a hundred gold coins.And then climb up this ladder to the roof of the palace behind me.Fight with Baal.Aren't you here to kill Baal and want to leave the dark world?"
Xie Tianji wondered, "Why do you want to fight alone, weren't they all group fights before?" The old man replied: "In the past, Lord Barr did not care about the thousands of troops on the other side of you, and I was alone.Of course, I also suffered a lot of losses, but Lord Barr never cared, thinking that the master was destined to be lonely, until two days ago, Lord Barr read a book called Lu Xiaofeng's legend, and was completely stunned.
The old man's head was raised forty-five degrees, his eyes shot a look of adoration, and he continued: "That battle, Ye Gucheng and Ximen Fuxue fought a decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City, and it is still recited by the world after thousands of years.
Xie Tianzhen is crazy.I want to be able to practice him.I'll talk nonsense to you.Angry shouted: "No.I ask for a group beating.It's not the first time that Barr has been beaten by a group.Why did you change it when you come to me."
The old man squinted at Xie Tianji from the corner of his eyes, and said slowly: "Lord Barr said, either climb up according to his rules and fight alone, or Lord Barr will commit suicide.
Xie Tianzhen was dumbfounded.It's quite sad to be plotted into the game world.And the fuck met such a stupid literary fan boss.Can the fuck still play happily?。
There was a soundproof board in front of Emperor Tang behind him.I couldn't hear what the two people in front of me were talking about.Anyway, I thought the two of them were chatting quite enjoyable.If I wasn't in a hurry.These two people would have to pay another ten yuan.
Emperor Tang kicked on the soundproof board.Xie Tianji turned his head when he heard the sound.Looking at the angry fireworks in the boss's eyes.Gritting his teeth, he took out a hundred gold coins and handed them to the old man.Resolutely climbed the ladder.Emperor Tang looked at his thin back.How could there be a feeling that the wind was sluggish and the water was cold.The strong man was about to finish the game.
Ah~~~.It's Xie Tianji's scream.What the hell happened.The old man stepped on the baffle under his feet.Put it in the Tang Emperor.It's still the same old name, age, gender.While the old man was taking a breath.Don Nyima hurriedly asked: "Uncle.What's wrong with him who climbed the ladder just now?Why is he screaming so miserable."
The old man pouted and said, "What else can I do? The old man reached out again to ask for money, and in the confusion of the Tang Emperor, the old man took out his mobile phone, pressed the button, and listened to the conversation between the old man and Xie Tianji just now: "Pay a hundred gold coins, and then climb up this ladder to the roof of the palace behind me."
Emperor Tang found himself speechless.What he had to say had already been said by Xie Tianji.Directly paid the money.Climbed the stairs.Came to the top of the palace.A bright moon.It seemed to hang in front of him.The thing under the moon.It looked like a bear, a blind man, and a spider.It was Diablo's final boss, Baal.
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