Chapter 81 Five Seconds Real Man! Tang Emperor Biyou Palace Learns the Law
August 18, 2015 at 5 p.m. Word Count 2019
In the last book, it was said that the Tongtian Sect Master asked his friend Zhen Yuanzi to take Tang Nyima here, originally to save the Tang Emperor's life. I only heard the Tongtian Sect Master say: "This seat has received the exact news, the Yuan Shi Tianzun is ready to deal with you personally, if you were allowed to fly around like a headless fly in this Heavenly Realm just now, this will have already been taken by the Yuan Shi to be executed!"
Xiao Tang was messy and asked: "Yuan Shitian is a saint, why do you want to come to embarrass me? I almost killed me when I lent Yang Jian's Five Elements Banner before, and this time I have to take action in person, isn't it a pain in the egg?" Tongtian Sect Leader Ha Le said: "Do you know that your kid has become the most critical person in a catastrophe, and now except for us to intercept the sect, other forces want to get rid of you quickly!"
Tang Nyima hurriedly asked, "What catastrophe?" Tongtian Sect Master gently closed his eyes, his face showed a look of pain, Zhenyuan Daxian stretched out his hands when he saw this, grabbed Tongtian's arm with one hand, and patted Tongtian's shoulder with the other hand to show comfort, Tang Emperor trembled when he saw this scene, damn these two are also fine!
Waking up from that nightmarish memory, the Tongtian Sect Master first smiled at Zhenyuan Daxian, meaning that he was fine, and then said to Tang Nyima: "This catastrophe should have been taught in your nether school when you were in junior high school, and this seat will simply say that about 100,000 years ago, a disaster called the Divine Tribulation swept the whole world, and millions of sect members under my sect were framed in this catastrophe, and almost all the troops were wiped out, and even I myself was taken back to Zixiao Palace by Patriarch Hongjun to reprimand me, this is my lifelong hatred of Tongtian!" ”
The Tongtian Sect Master's emotions were a little out of control, and suddenly he stared at Emperor Tang with his eyes, and he sang with a big mouth: "Onlyyou, canhelpme revenge, Onlyyou, you can kill immortals casually, Onlyyou can help me~~~ the Yuan Shi and the Western group of grandsons, only you can, it's Onlyyou, Nan Wu Amitabha Buddha ......!"
Emperor Tang ran in tears, goosebumps fell to the ground, every time he heard this song, he wanted to rush up is a flying foot, if it wasn't for the mixed yuan saint on the other side this time, Lao Tzu would definitely kick out the for him!
Enduring all kinds of discomfort in his stomach, Emperor Tang hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt the singing Tongtian Sect Master, "I don't know what the Tongtian Sage wants the kid to do, and what benefits can it be?" I have summoned the people of the sect to hide when they meet you, little brother Tang only needs not to attack me in the future, and the gang of grandsons of the sect and the Western sect will be killed, it will help me a lot, as for the benefits, this is the purpose of bringing you here this time, not to mention the sword technique of the immortals, this seat will pass on a spell to you, which is the result of my retreat for 10,000 years, once the spell is cast, the King Kong will not be bad within five seconds, even if the Mixed Yuan Saint is not patient!"
So, Emperor Tang stayed in Penglai Island Biyou Palace to learn King Kong is not bad Dafa, according to the Tongtian Sect Master, the cooling time of this method is ten minutes, to learn this method must be coated with honey every day to poke the hornet's nest, the larger the honeycomb, the better the effect, if there are ten thousand bees around one day, people are motionless in the middle, then either dead or done!
Emperor Tang is obsessed with this spell, and he is painful and happy every day, although he occasionally wonders if his mother's Tongtian calf is in the whole Laozi, but as the pores on his body become tighter and tighter, the bee stings are getting shallower and shallower, and the Tang Emperor is convinced, this method is indeed good, but what makes Xiao Tang can't figure it out is: Tongtian Sect Master has been in retreat for 10,000 years to fucking study this?
For the time being, I will not mention the study of the law in the Biyou Palace of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and say that in order to continue to get news from the outside world, Xiao Tang decided to send a few people to do a few things on the second day of studying the law. Tens of millions of subordinates naturally signed up, but there were three people who were favored by the Tang Emperor at once, namely the barrel Gulagas, the crow leader Svein, and the other was the dog-headed Nasus.
The barrel of Gulagas may not be very familiar with the officials, in fact, the Tang Emperor is not familiar with it, I have never seen it before, this person became famous in the battle of drinking water in the fairy pool, tens of millions of people are drinking, some drink platinum 5, some drink platinum 3, only this person drinks on the drill!
It is said that when Gulagas and other 99,999 people flashed out of the manhole cover, it was very ordinary, very ordinary, and quite inconspicuous, but when he began to drink water, Gulagas opened his mouth, and everyone only felt a strong suction, and even the water that had been drunk into their stomachs couldn't help but squirt out. The lean body swelled instantly, the height was one meter seven, and the standard body shape of one hundred and one hundred and one weight suddenly became a horizontal one meter nine, and after returning to the manhole cover, it was cultivated like a rocket, and it went directly to Diamond 2.
The crow leader Svein suddenly had an epiphany one day some time ago, and comprehended the mystery of killing "crows dancing wildly", once it was cast, the crows flew all over the sky, and Siyin was also one of them, whether it was escaping or attacking, it was extremely powerful! The task was to inquire about the whereabouts of Erlang God and the latest developments in the heavenly court.
As for the dog-headed Nasus, the task given to him by Emperor Tang was to go to Tianhu Mountain to see what the Western Sect wanted to do, and why he chose Nasus, the main reason is that Nasus has been able to transform into a human form, and his body remains unchanged, but he is a bald head, and with a little robe, it is very likely to break into the Western Sect. And this dog is very discerning, knows how to improvise, and it shouldn't be a big problem to fool the monks who don't understand the bullshit taught by the West!
It is estimated that even Emperor Tang did not expect that the three goods sent out would become the three heroes of the Three Realms of Megatron in the future!