[Latest chapter reading.] Updated on September 24, 2015 at 5 p.m

In the last book, it was said that the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty once again got the Monkey King to ask him in a dream, and he was about to ask about it, when he suddenly heard a man with glasses in a suit and leather shoes shouting loudly in the distance: "Grandson, if you don't work again, you will fucking clean up the bedding for me and get out." Sun Dasheng was so frightened that he was sweating, and he hurriedly jumped on the forklift in three steps and two steps, and stepped on the accelerator to the end. The forklift rushed to the sand mountain with a loud noise like a wild horse off the reins.

The Emperor Tang was choked up this time, and when he opened his eyes, there were lying people all over the place, and the three ladies and his subordinates were all still in a coma.

Emperor Tang looked out of the manhole cover, only to see that his eyes were full of fiery red, and when he saw it clearly, the Tang Emperor scolded: "The singer of ** actually used Lao Tzu's manhole cover to cook porridge. I found some laxatives and secretly put them into the rice porridge held in the manhole cover.Endure the scorching temperature in the air.Hope that the singer will start the meal quickly.

After a while, everyone slowly woke up one by one, and the Tang Emperor didn't care about the virtues of the singers outside. Sixty-three band singers and eleven singers were put together

Because the participants basically have a certain musical quality, it took more than three hours to complete the rehearsal. In the middle, the singer also used the manhole cover to cook instant noodles again.

Emperor Tang listened to the music of the heart, while watching the rehearsal of the band, and at the same time he easily poured half a bottle of dichlorvos into the instant noodles.

Okay.Ready.Tang Emperor was in high spirits.While the singer was taking a nap.The manhole cover flew away from the singer.Then the Tang Emperor took the "Tang Dynasty band" without asking.Naturally, it was the exclusive band of the Tang Emperor.It was different from the gang of people who played rock and roll.The singer felt a strong musical atmosphere.A stirring spirit opened his eyes.Wondered: "I was lucky to let you run away just now.Why don't you hurry up and find a place to worship the Buddha and burn incense.I actually ran back to die."

Emperor Tang looked up to the sky and smiled, and said loudly: "Old deflated calf.a."

I saw the Bull Demon King facing the band.Extremely elegantly, he first touched his chest with one hand and bowed deeply.Then he raised a rolling pin.Shook violently.The rhythm started.Eighty-one members of the chorus swung up and down along the Bull Demon King.Sang loudly:" The wind is roaring, the horses are roaring, the Yellow River is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring, the hills in Hexi are ten thousand feet high, the sorghum in Hedong and Hebei is ripe, there are really many anti-Japanese heroes in the mountains, the guerrillas in the green gauze tent are heroic, they are holding up spears and foreign guns, waving broadswords and spears, defending their hometowns, defending the Yellow River, defending North China, and defending New China. It's really not that the author won't change this lyrics.It's really easy to make a big deal if you change it.It's the 70th anniversary of the victory of the anti-fascist war.It's not good to get a life out of a few blind troubles.

As soon as the song sounded, the singer was shocked, and when he heard the familiar lyrics, the singer was like a heavy blow, and his mouth spurted blood, and he stomped backwards.

Emperor Tang hurriedly stopped everyone from continuing to sing the second half of the yuang. and led everyone to a small room behind the song saint.The house is boxy.There is a small door in the middle.There is a red button next to it.Emperor Tang recently studied.It was found that it was similar to an elevator in the 21st century.A row of six buttons from top to bottom were written "Heavenly Realm", "Six Paths", "Human World", "Earth", "Heaven", "Jurassic".Tang Emperor had no intention of caring about others.Pressed "Heavenly Realm" Button.The small door separates from the middle to both sides.The Emperor of Tang puts away everyone.Walks into the door alone with the manhole cover.Press the "Go" button.I feel the constant change of brilliance in front of me.After about a stick of incense.The small door automatically separates.The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty steps out.In front of him is an unknown mountain.

Emperor Tang released his subordinates, heard the sound of air moving behind him, looked back, the elevator room flew away at high speed, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

The manhole cover turned into a red dragon, and the Tang Emperor sat on the dragon with his three ladies and a group of men, and flew in the direction of Biyou Palace.

Emperor Tang was shocked.The car has only been seen in the underworld.Didn't the send us to the underworld again.Hurriedly fell down the clouds.Find an aunt who sells sorbet to inquire about the situation.

Aunt loves to ignore it, her eyes keep glancing at the ice cream paper inserted on the top of the freezer, Xiao Li Guanghuarong is from the market, and immediately heard the string song and knew the meaning of elegance, took out two coins of broken silver, stuffed it into the aunt's hand and said, "Give me two Yili Ranch fruits."

Auntie rolled her eyes and said, "There's an old popsicle." Hua Rong was embarrassed and said, "It's okay, by the way, let's inquire about something, is this the heavenly realm?"

The aunt took out two old popsicles from the freezer and handed them to Hua Rong.

Hua Rong touched the empty in his arms, and smiled bitterly: "Then we don't want popsicles.

The aunt raised her head arrogantly and said, "No."

Emperor Tang stroked his forehead, took out a silver ingot from the manhole cover, threw it to his aunt, and said, "Three things, the first one, is this the heavenly realm or the earthly mansion."

After confirming that it was true, her mouth couldn't close her smile, and she hurriedly replied: "Back to the big official, this is the county seat of Sangou County, Yaochun City, Hexi Province, Tianjie."

"Good." Emperor Tang nodded with satisfaction and said, "The second thing, what year is it?" The aunt counted for a long time with her fingers, and finally took out her mobile phone to look at the calendar, and read: "It is the 21st day of September in the 312056 year of the Haotian calendar."

Emperor Tang took out his mobile phone and looked at the time of day. One last thing, what's going on with the cars running all over the road?"

When the aunt heard this, she smiled and said: "It's not that the zombies made trouble some time ago.Nine out of ten zombies have become normal people.The rest of the zombies can't be killed.Hurry up and don't run.Later, a German named Karl Benz, the father of the car, had an idea.Put a zombie in the iron box he invented.The iron box can run all over the street.Just feed two steamed buns a day."

When Emperor Tang heard this, he suddenly realized: "Master, use zombies as engines, even save gasoline, and in the 21st century, we must have this technology. Why should the United States and Iraq beat out all their brains in order to grab oil?

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