Chapter 126 Merit Express: The Chaos Bell Returns to the World

[No pop-ups.] Updated on September 25, 2015 at 8 p.m

In the last book, I said that after inquiring, I knew that I had returned to the heavenly realm, and a big stone fell in my heart. Emperor Tang first led his subordinates to find a relatively large restaurant in this Sangou county town for lunch.

I just heard a kid slap the table and get up.Scolded and scolded: "Fuck it.I'm so fucking breath-holding in the morning.I won't play League of Legends on the weekend.There are more elementary school students.There are more trolls.Scolding Lao Tzu pit.Lao Tzu made up 86 soldiers in 10 minutes.I'm fucking forcing it.If it weren't for the adc that keeps robbing me.I'll make up 100 fucking copies."

Poof.Emperor Tang just drank the Wang Ba soup in his mouth, sprayed Xie Tianji on the other side.Emperor Tang's outlook on life collapsed.After listening to it for a long time, I found out.You are an auxiliary hair soldier.And the ADC is robbing you.Is it good for you and the adc to rob?Your teammates are too civilized.Just scolding you for the pit.If you are on a team with Lao Tzu.Lao Tzu directly asked you which Internet café you are in.I have to go to PK with you when I take a plane.

After eating, he walked out of the restaurant, and was about to take off, when Emperor Tang suddenly received a call from an unfamiliar number.

The Tang Emperor was confused and asked, "What are you doing?"

The other side said: "I am a Tiantong courier, I have your package, hurry up to the store to pick it up, and if I don't pick it up two days later, I will destroy it."

I've heard of Zhongtong, Shentong, Yuantong, and I've heard for the first time that there's Tiantong, and it's so awesome.

Inquire with the hotel shopkeeper.Tiantong has stores in major cities.Emperor Tang panicked when he heard it.The courier of the dog day, you told Lao Tzu which city to pick up the goods.Hurriedly dialed back.The other party refused to answer.Hit again.Refused to answer.Emperor Tang felt that his blood pressure was rising.Wait for Lao Tzu to find you.Brain melon seeds will cut and fart for you.

Throw the phone to Gulagas, hand him the power bank by the way, and instruct: "While charging, dial this grandson's number, and continue to dial if you don't answer, and dial until he also holds the power bank and refuses to answer."

Looking at the boss's black face, Gulagas didn't dare to slack off.With an average frequency of 5 calls a minute, he frantically harassed the courier.The courier over there was also anxious.The boss ordered to load the car quickly.I'm so busy that I won't be able to answer your phone for the time being.You can't wait for a while, I'm not busy, I'll go back to you.Directly pull Tang Dadi's mobile phone number into the blacklist......

Emperor Tang flew for more than two hours in the manhole cover, rushed to Biyou Palace, chatted with the Tongtian Sect Master, informed the Tang Emperor, Hongjun Daozu had an order, and the sage would not personally attack Xiao Tang's classmates.

Emperor Tang laughed and said, "This time, Haotian finally has the appearance of the Lord of the Three Realms.

Speaking of the Heavenly Demon Realm's imminent attack on the Heavenly Realm, the Tongtian Sect Master said with a sad face, "It's really an eventful time. The Western Sect is also going to tear its face with our Taoism.

Looking at the atmosphere a little sad, Emperor Tang diverted the conversation and asked about Tiantong Express. Tongtian Sect Master said simply, took out the Apple 6s from his arms, dialed a number, didn't say a few words, turned around and asked: "Xiao Tang, how much is the parcel number?"

Emperor Tang hated it and said, "The courier didn't tell me at all."

The Tongtian Sect Master said, "It's okay." After a while, he put down the phone and said with a smile: "I asked clearly, in Wuyin City, the capital of Heavenly Court, hurry up, it is said that it has been more than ten days since the goods arrived."

Farewell to the Tongtian Sect Master, Emperor Tang and his entourage waited non-stop, straight to Wuyin City, Speaking of which, the Emperor Tang had also been to this Wuyin City, Pan Taoyuan is located in the fifth ring of Wuyin City, of course, if there is time, Tang Emperor still wants to revisit the old place, see what Pan Taoyuan looks like now, after all, he and others have spent a good time here.

Suddenly a very eye-catching big red sign in front of him, which reads "Danger Zone, Fly Carefully".

It turns out that there is a team called "Chinese Football" at the bottom. I don't know if these things are or kicking.Every day, several gods fly over the field and are hit by anti-aircraft guns.Injuries vary.The worst of them is the Howling Dog.Just cured of the X virus.Erlang God thought about coming out of the yo-yo dog.Because the weather was hot.The Howling Dog stuck out his tongue while flying.As a result, tragedy happened.The missile-like soccer ball just hit the Howling Dog's jaw.The upper and lower teeth of the Howling Dog slammed together in a very passive situation.The tongue was bitten off in half.

When Emperor Tang heard that it was these goods, he hurriedly drilled into the manhole cover and flew away at high speed. Hua Rong asked suspiciously: "Why is the boss so scared?

Don Nyema shook her head and said, "Brother, you don't know how powerful, I'm not worried about the ball, I'm afraid that those grandsons will accidentally throw their sneakers up with too much force, and the smell is a hundred times better than a fart in a fright."

Finally, I found the pick-up store before Tiantong got off work, signed, took a heavy package, looked at the shipper's column was blank, and the Tang Emperor was full of doubts. After unpacking the outer package, there was a note inside, which read: "Because you exterminated the zombies, you created a supreme merit, and after a meeting to study it, and all the members voted to vote, it was decided to give you a treasure as a reward."

Emperor Tang said to himself: "Didn't the fuck say that you can become a saint?

A paragraph popped up under the note that originally only had one sentence written on it: "Who the fuck are you fucking with? If the saint is so easy to become, then it's not all fucking all over the street.

Emperor Tang secretly said in his heart: "You are awesome, I will endure it." Open the package of the inner three layers and the outer three layers, a yellow bell more than half a meter high appears in front of you, only to see that the bell body is full of sun, moon and stars, famous mountains and rivers, faintly there is a yellow light in all directions, knock it, only make a bangbang sound, there is no bell at all, pick it up and take a look, it is actually solid, as if the bell is poured with copper water, and the bottom is flush, engraved with three big characters "chaos bell".

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