Chapter 68 Beat the Stuffy Stick! Xiao Tang was desperate and resolutely showed his cheapness
August 6, 2015 at 1 p.m. Word Count 2019
No, Fantianyin smashed him and didn't move, it was the best policy to leave quickly, drill into the manhole cover, step on the accelerator to the end, and it didn't matter if it was a hole or a wall, anyway, it kept rushing forward. The yellow-eyed old Buddha was furious and scolded loudly: "Boy, where is your integrity?
Emperor Tang looked back, fuck, under the hood of a huge golden cymbal, the sky was suddenly dark, the sun and the moon were dark, and he couldn't move if he wanted to fly again. I only heard the old Buddha with yellow eyebrows said outside: "I will lock you in this golden cymbal, if you don't come out for three days and three nights, it will turn into pus and blood, think about it, is the baby important or the life is important, remember to call me after thinking about it, and I will go to sleep." ”
Emperor Tang listened to the silence outside, thinking that the old Buddha with yellow eyebrows had left, and said in a low voice: "It's broken, I know who this person is, he is the Huangmei boy under the seat of Maitreya Buddha in the West, who stole the magic weapon of Maitreya Buddha to come to the lower realm. Ahri frowned and asked, "How powerful?" Emperor Tang said with great certainty: "The thief is powerful!" Ahri spit out his tongue and said, "Then what should I do?" Don Nima scratched his head and said, "I'm thinking." ”
The manhole cover cut directly through the ground, first walked down for ten minutes, and then flew sideways in one direction, and after two hours, there was still no light. Having been moving forward in such a dark environment, a few people in the manhole cover were quite irritable, and Emperor Tang scolded loudly, isn't the cave where the old monster of Huangmei cultivated by the dog bigger than the Xiuzhen Continent?
Ahri proposed to try to fly upwards, and Emperor Tang felt that it made sense, so he flew upwards for ten minutes, and hit the golden cymbals. The voice of the yellow-eyed old Buddha came from outside: "How is it, have you figured it out?" Emperor Tang said angrily: "I haven't figured it out yet, I'm researching it!" The yellow-eyed old Buddha said dissatisfiedly: "I haven't figured out what kind of golden cymbals to disturb the Buddha's sleep!"
Emperor Tang said softly: "It seems that this golden cymbal is also a world of its own, and my manhole cover has the same effect, but I don't know which one is more awesome, now what we need to do is wait for a while, and after Huang Mei falls asleep, maybe my last way can help us get out of trouble, if not, get up tomorrow morning and surrender......" Everyone was speechless.
After a while, Huang Mei shouted, Don Nyima walked to the edge of the golden cymbal with the manhole cover in his hand, held the cymbal with the other hand, and shouted in his heart: "Let me in!" Suddenly everyone's eyes lit up, haha, it turned out that the fluorite light in the cave was so lovely, Emperor Tang hurriedly drove the manhole cover to take everyone straight down, and then flew sideways, and then broke out of the mountain in a blink of an eye, looking back, it was just a small mountain bag, Emperor Tang took a sip and said: " Huang Mei is also the life of a boy, and when he came to the Nether to be a king, he didn't know how to find a decent mountain, and he was probably used to being angry. Qing'er and the others laughed, Ahri put his arms around the neck of Emperor Tang, and said in a coquettish voice: "Husband, that golden cymbal is a good baby, who are you going to give it to?
Finding a safe place, the Tang Emperor first put the golden cymbals into the Bagua Dan furnace of Taishang Laojun and roasted them for a while, roasted a trace of the Buddha nature of Maitreya Buddha inside, and then took a drop of the essence blood of his grandson Tang Bohu and injected it into the golden cymbals.
Where are you going next? Everyone was confused. Emperor Tang roared angrily: "Damn, I was chased to the sky and the earth, and I was running around, all because I didn't have the strength, okay, you forced me, they all said that if the tree has no bark, it will die, and if the person is cheap, it will be invincible, hehe, from now on, we will be a group of five people, specializing in grabbing the magic weapon of the gods, so that you grandsons can see the means of grandpa." Qing'er and Ahri clapped their hands and applauded, and their son Tang Jingxian said: "What a good magic weapon is black, two mothers will pick it first!"
But where are the immortals, Emperor Tang pointed to his feet, and it was here! Mobilize the true qi, release the flying immortals outside the sky, the colorful divine light lingers, and the clouds within a hundred miles are blown away, boom! The ground was blown up by the Tang Emperor again, and the mushroom cloud rose one after another. The Tang Emperor put everyone into the manhole cover, and hid it far away in the canopy of a 10,000-year-old pine tree, waiting for the rabbit.
After a while, a streamer flew quickly, and a person stood on the ground, and the Tang Emperor saw his face clearly, but it was Kong Xuan, the king of peacocks. Don Nyima said to everyone: "We can't get this, his five-color divine light is everything, and if you want to bring him down, you must at least be a saint." ”
Kong Xuan pinched the soil on the ground again and sniffed it, flew up and looked around, but there was no one in sight, so he had no choice but to bet in a direction and chased towards the northeast.
As soon as Kong Xuan left, there were seven or eight more jumping down from the air, there were men and women, old and young, Emperor Tang stroked his forehead, damn the eight immortals! There are too many people, and they can't get it, so wait.
The Eight Immortals haven't left yet, and three old Taoists flew in the air, and they fell to the ground and chatted with the Eight Immortals, only to see Uncle Cao Guo also handed the cigarettes to the three Taoist chiefs, and Emperor Tang scolded in his heart, Uncle Cao Guo, don't be alone, if you are alone, you will definitely be knocked down, the magic weapon can be noted, and the cigarette must be snatched away!
When the gang was dispersed, one person led a group of little demons to arrive. Falling to the ground, the little demons were out of breath and still didn't want to be praised, "Congratulations to the two kings for their increasing mana, the little ones were able to keep up with the two kings out of the cave last time, if it wasn't for the two kings deliberately waiting this time, the little ones would have been thrown away." The two kings looked up to the sky and laughed, and the Tang Emperor looked fixedly, only to see that this demon was wearing a phoenix helmet and bullying La Xue, wearing a white robe in battle armor, with a python dragon tendon around his waist, and the pink leather boots were tall, and the two silver horns hung on the jade top, looking better than the giant spirit, holding a purple gold and red gourd, domineering and awe-inspiring to the sky!
Emperor Tang slapped his thigh, and it was you!