August 5, 2015 at 2 p.m. Update word count 2168

In the last book, it was said that the Tang Emperor, who was looking for trouble, took his two wives, a son and a grandson to the palace. On the way, Don Nyima talked about the self-explosion of the old road of Longhu Mountain, and Qing'er said: "The dead cow named Gu Qingfeng has the worst nose, and I don't know if he has died after all these years." Donnie Mahaha laughed and said, "Haven't you heard that good people don't live long, and disasters will last for thousands of years, I have a hunch that he is not dead, and he is in this palace!"

Passing by the long street, a Taoist held a banner and wrote "Count all the complicated opportunities of the Three Realms, and investigate the five elements of disordered life". Qing'er was playful, stepped forward, and said, "Fortune teller, calculate the fate of the girl." As soon as the Taoist priest raised his eyelids, his eyes suddenly lit up, the woman in front of him was plump and round, ice muscles and snow bones, the old Taoist has traveled in the rivers and lakes for decades, only this woman can be called a country and a city, and the elegance is peerless!

The Taoist priest shook his head and said: "Female donor, please stretch out your jade hand, the best thing for poor Dao is to touch the bones and tell fortunes." Emperor Tang waved his hand and said: "Look at the look, just look at it, you don't have to touch it." Qing'er glanced at Don Nyima, "The heart is small!" The Taoist priest saw Qing'er's delicate appearance, her body was crispy, and her two eyes seemed to be glued to the little junior sister, and after a while, Qing'er was angry: "You Taoist person, look at each other for so long?"

The fortune teller came back to his senses, hurriedly said that it was okay, coughed lightly three times, and said: "The female benefactor is about to come to a catastrophe!" Qing'er didn't believe it, and asked why, the fortune teller then said: "Because the poor Dao saw a bad omen from the female benefactor!" Tang Emperor kicked on the face of the fortune teller, and it was not finished, and he rushed forward and said with a big mouth, and asked while beating: "Say, what the do you see besides a bra?" Do you have a perspective eye?"

The Taoist face was covered with blood, and he shouted in pain: "Don't worry, don't worry, there is still a way to crack it!" Emperor Tang paused the offensive with a sigh, only to hear the fortune teller continue: "Poor Dao can help the female donor remove the bad omen, but then there will be two big twists and turns in the female donor's life." "I'll fuck you, uncle, and two big waves? Lao Tzu will kill you!" Emperor Tang kicked a stick of incense for a while, then stomped the fortune-telling banner and walked away with a few people.

In the peaceful and prosperous era, the surrounding people have never seen this kind of bully, fortune tellers do not give money and do it, they have pointed and discussed, Tang Emperor turned his head sharply, and the people hurriedly went their own way, and the fingers pointing at Tang Nyima were also used to pick their nostrils and scratch their scalps.

The fortune teller got up from the broken wood of the broken table and chair, took out an ancient book from his bosom tremblingly, and said to himself: "I... Did I say something wrong just now? That's what it says in the book! This woman is beautiful in the world, but her eyebrows are black, and the purple gas on her head is permeated, and it is clearly a bad omen, woo woo, the world is really ignorant, only listen well, not badly, I better go back to Zhongnanshan to practice, the world is too dangerous!"

Let's talk about Tang Bully and his entourage, come to the end of the street, cross this street, and then go up the bridge and go down the bridge is the palace, there is a vendor at the corner of the street, there are all kinds of flowers on the stall, the fragrance comes to the nose, attracting a few people to stop and watch.

Qing'er took Ahri's hand and said to Tang Bully: "Husband, let's go see the flowers, okay? I wanted to pick a flower and put it on my head in the peony garden just now, but I was forgotten by a phone call from you." Don Nyima smiled slightly and said, "If you like it, take a look, and my husband will personally help you insert it." A few people squatted in front of the flower stall, Qing'er and Ahri looked at this, look at that, each kind of flower is delicate and lovely, extremely beautiful, Emperor Tang began to help choose, and then only felt that his head was getting heavier and heavier, looking at a few people, his eyes were also confused, shouting that it was not good, it was too late, and they fell down in the flowers and did not wake up.

I don't know how long it took, Emperor Tang slowly woke up, looked around, it should be a cave, the wall is inlaid with fluorite, and he and his two beloved wives, son Tang Jingxian, and grandson Tang Bohu were tied to five pillars respectively. Emperor Tang felt that the mana on his body could not be mobilized at all, but he could sense the manhole cover, and his heart was settled.

At this time, a streamer flashed into the cave and turned into a human form, but it was a monster wearing a golden crown and a blue robe. The demon's hair was all yellow, his eyes were sunken, his nose was bulging, and he smirked at Don Nyima and the others, revealing a mouthful of big yellow teeth. "How many brothers have woken up? The deity is the old Buddha with yellow eyebrows, a few people came today, not for anything else, hand over the innate treasure that shook the world a few days ago, the Buddha let you go, if you don't hand it over, you will all die without a place to be buried!"

Emperor Tang felt a terrible headache, how could I have any innate treasures, these people wanted to think that the treasures were crazy, they all bit me and didn't let go!"Buddha, I really don't have any innate treasures, are you mistaken?" "Can't be wrong!" The old Buddha with yellow eyebrows shook his head like a rattle, "My old Buddha with yellow eyebrows has the magic power to the sky, how can I be mistaken? What's more, it is impossible for my uncle to lie to me!"

Don Nyima asked again, "Then how did your uncle know that I have an innate treasure?" Huangmei Lao Buddha said: "My uncle listened to his niece, and my uncle's niece was on an errand in the Heavenly Palace, but the Jade Emperor Haotian's attendant fairy, how could it be wrong?"

Emperor Tang really collapsed, he said in bed that he picked the stars and the moon and didn't know how many tens of thousands of times he said, and he didn't see anything missing in the sky.

Don Nyima rolled his eyes and said: "In this way, Buddha, since your mana is in the sky, help me untie the rope first, and I will put a few magic weapons in front of you one by one, you see which one is the innate treasure you said, you take it and let us go, do you think this is good?"

"This... My cousin (his uncle's niece) said that you have a lot of ideas, and you are very good at escaping, and the whole heavenly court will take you without a problem, I removed this trapped dragon pillar, what should you do if you run away?"

Emperor Tang said angrily: "Huangmei Old Buddha, do you have no confidence in yourself or in my integrity? Where is the most basic trust between people?"

The yellow-eyed old Buddha slapped his thigh and said, "Okay, I'll only let you go, and you won't be able to fly out of the sky!" After reciting the incantation, Emperor Tang was relieved, shook his neck, shook his wrist, came to Qing'er first, stretched out his hand to take Qing'er back to the manhole cover, and shouted at the same time: "Ah, madam, Huangmei old Buddha, did you pronounce the spell wrong, my wife?"

The yellow-eyed old Buddha was dumbfounded, flew over, groped the pillar up and down, and really disappeared! Taking advantage of this opportunity, the Tang Emperor hurriedly put Ahri and his son and grandson into the manhole cover, and shouted at the same time: "I found it, it turns out that they were made smaller on the ground, right next to your feet, don't step on it!" The yellow-eyed old Buddha hurriedly lowered his head and searched carefully, and his head had been hit by the Fantian seal, only to see that the top of the Huangmei old Buddha's head was instantly smashed into a fist-sized gold bag, Don Nyima was shocked, this forced the defense to be so high?