Chapter 132 Victory in the field! The Bull Demon King submits Beyoncé
[Full text reading.] Updated on October 1, 2015 at 2 p.m
Emperor Tang took his beloved wife Chang Tutu, followed by Bu Jingyun and Wang Qiyan, picked the tailwind bureau and went inside, specialized in beating the water dogs, and made quite a lot of gains along the way.
The reporters who were ambushed in the mountains and forests saw that the two sides had suspended the fighting, put down all kinds of cameras like long guns and short guns, came to the center of the battlefield, and started the advertising time.
First, a beautiful woman in white leaned into the arms of a one-armed man, and the one-armed man took a deep breath and said, "It's so fragrant, and it's so white.
The beauty happily turned around and said, "It's not all my aunt's credit, it's all this laundry detergent, it doesn't hurt your hands."
After a while, the one-armed man Yang Guo suddenly said, "Auntie, have you seen my carving?" The two exited.
Emperor Tang laughed and collapsed.What the fuck is this.Carved brand laundry detergent is carved brand laundry detergent.Make an advertisement with a suspenseful plot.Real dick has connotation.
As soon as the two men stepped down, two more came up, one tall and one short, holding up a sign that read "Beijing Professional Men's Hospital." One of them said, "There is a child next door who has just grown up." The short man hurriedly continued: "How can I do if the foreskin is too long." The tall one said, "The flowers are similar every year." The short one continued: "You only need to cut it once in your life." The tall one continued: "The February spring breeze is like scissors." The short man gave a thumbs up: "The doctors in our hospital are highly skilled." The tall man said with a solemn face: "Xiongguan Mandao is really like iron." The short man said with a relaxed face: "Painless circumcision does not bleed." The tall man is impassioned: "Life must be full of joy." The short man was full of pride: "We'll check the length." The tall man was tactful and low: "Little lotus only shows sharp corners." The short man patted his chest: "The big guy shows half of the **." The tall finger pointed to the sky: "I advise the heavenly prince to shake again." The short one pointed to the distance: "Go home immediately after the operation."
Wait until the two of them leave.The Heavenly Demon and the Heavenly Gods have finished resting.Ready to start the second round.Because everyone was a little excited about the first encounter.Caused the first round to be bloody.Both sides suffered heavy losses.So this time both sides fought more cautiously.Fight until dark.Both sides were helpless to each other.The Jade Emperor proposed to fight at night.The Heavenly Demon King Mike Jordan said what is the hurry.Wait for a dog's life.Wait until tomorrow to take it.
That night, the Heavenly Realm was busy discussing the battle plan for tomorrow, and the Tang Emperor was fortunate to attend, but he didn't have a chance to speak at all
As for the Heavenly Demon Realm, it's cheaper for these business vendors.What kind of golden throat throat treasure.Watermelon cream lozenges.Ox carts are pulled into the camp.Jordan is as much as he wants.As for the money.First hit the white slip.When I destroy the Heavenly Realm.I'll settle the bill for you.。
The hawkers were elated, holding white strips in their hands that were thirty percent higher than the market price, and they were looking forward to the Heavenly Demon Realm hurriedly playing a triumphant song all the way to Shengjing, the capital of the Heavenly Court.
At about one o'clock in the morning, finally, the Celestial Realm side finally decided on tomorrow after the 17th draft of the 231st Resolution of the Fifth Meeting.
Emperor Tang had already scolded the eighteenth generation of these ** bureaucrats in his heart.yawn.I had to accompany them for days.I stood up and prepared to go to the toilet.I was glared at by a hundred or so gods.I held it for more than four hours.Finally, when it was about to break out.The strategic research was completed.It turned out that the fucking tactics remained the same.And I still fought like this.
Emperor Tang had a gloomy face.Outside the Jade Emperor's royal tent, he was frantically splashing ink.He was urinating.Suddenly I felt someone tap me on the shoulder.I fuck.I scared Emperor Tang into a spirit.It was even worse than the trembling after peeing.Looking back, it was Lu Press.
I only heard Lu Jian say: "I can't imagine that the little brother is a fellow believer, and it is also convenient in this place.
This has to be a different person.Maybe it's lying down now.But in the face of the world's first scattered people.Emperor Tang knew how many pounds and taels he had.Since he didn't dare to be blind.He said with a calm face: "If you hadn't slapped me just now.It must have been very good.Please say hello in the future.People are scary, people are scared, people know no."
Lu Jian smiled and said: "Okay, it's a poor way, don't blame the little brother, by the way, the one who stabbed the Song Emperor to death with a stick on the battlefield today is Mrs. Tang."
Emperor Tang said, "It's the cheap, what's wrong?" Lu Jian said with a lewd smile on his face: "Little brother, blessed man, who doesn't know now, the staying power of Tang Dasheng's wife makes most men ashamed. Everyone has speculated about the great sage's boudoir happiness, as far as I know, there are currently no less than 300 immortals who have urgently purchased high-precision telescopes in the hands of the vendors in the woods.
Looking at the anger in Emperor Tang's eyes, Lu Jian didn't say more, and said: "Okay, don't disturb my brother's rest, I have to fight tomorrow, but be careful when you go back, I made a total of three small ones around the Haotian tent when you were in a meeting, and once a big one."
Emperor Tang bowed his hand and thanked him, flew into the air, and secretly swore that he would never come close to this place in the future.
Back to the exclusive camp of the Great Sage, there are a total of more than a dozen tents, in the middle is the sleeping palace of the Tang Emperor and several ladies, and all around are Xie Tianji and others to rest.
Emperor Tang waited for the Bull Demon King to lead a woman to the front and asked, "Brother Niu, what are you doing in the afternoon?
The Bull Demon King sneered and said, "Old Niu and Miss Beyoncé fell in love at first sight.
Emperor Tang was angry and said, "We are fighting bloodily outside, but you go to the woods to fight. Brother Niu, you take care of your brother like this."
The Bull Demon King also felt very embarrassed, and said embarrassedly: "Brother, don't be angry, it's the old cow, I'm wrong, tomorrow the old cow will be by my brother's side, and fight side by side."
Tang Nyima felt that he was a little too embarrassed to give face to the Bull Demon King just now, and hurriedly apologized: "Don't blame Mrs. Sister-in-law, several brothers have been seriously injured today, the younger brother is slightly angry, I hope Mrs. Sister-in-law will not be frightened, and the younger brother welcomes Mrs. Sister-in-law to join on behalf of the Purple Cloud Empire."
The new Mrs. Beyoncé covered her mouth and smiled: "Brother is really funny, you didn't accompany me to the woods, how could you let me be fertilized.
Emperor Tang broke out in a cold sweat.Brother Niu take care.Don't cuckold again.You know.Saint Seiya won't be hit twice by the same move.
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