Chapter 133 The Loess High Slopes: The Fruits of the Labor of the Celestial Gods

【Fengyun Reading Network.】 October 1, 2015 at 9 p.m. Update: This chapter is updated for the Cherish Flower Garden

In the last book, it was said that when the Emperor Tang dragged his tired body back to his tent, the eyes of the three ladies were green, looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally looking forward to Tang Qinglang.

When Emperor Tang heard this, he said angrily: "Do you know how many pairs of eyes are watching our tent now, just because Tutu stabbed that man in the morning, everyone wants to know who stabbed whom when she and her husband slept with her. The peddlers' binoculars are out of stock. Now our every move is no different from the live broadcast. Let's turn off the lights and go to sleep."

The three ladies pouted, and reluctantly blew out the candles, and their tent was fine, but the tent of the Bull Demon King next to it was very lively, first screaming, and then moaning. Twenty minutes later, I only heard Beyoncé singing loudly: "Old Niu, you work hard, hey, hey, you, old cow, don't stop.

When Emperor Tang heard this, he took earplugs speechlessly, hugged the three ladies and comforted: "Brother Niu, he has taken medicine.

Not to mention, the quality of sleep with earplugs is high.After being woken up by the three ladies.Emperor Tang looked outside.The sun was about to climb to a forty-five degree angle.Converted to Beijing time, it was almost ten o'clock.

When I went out to take a look, all my subordinates and the immortals had just woken up, and after a brief wash, they walked towards the woods.

Xie Tianji replied: "Eat breakfast, there are wontons, tofu brains, fritters, spicy soup, and two pancakes and fruits.

When Emperor Tang heard this, he ordered: "Go, spread pancakes and fruits for me and the three concubines, add ten eggs, and bring four cups of soy milk, and put more sugar."

Xie Tianji walked towards the woods with a sad face.After a long while, he held four extra-large pancakes and handed them to Emperor Tang.The four of them just took a few bites.Hearing the sound of drums, the meaning was about to start.Emperor Tang didn't dare to delay.Flew into the air with a group of men.While continuing to gnaw breakfast.While looking at the opposite Heavenly Demon camp.I felt that the other party had not changed much.

Emperor Tang's side is a five-person group today.They are Tang Nima, Changtutu, Bull Demon King, Wang Qiyan, and Bu Jingyun.Beyoncé's official reason is that it is inconvenient to fight.I don't know if it is because of the inconvenience of overwork last night or the inconvenience of the same Heavenly Demon Clan.Xie Tianji and the others are injured.For safety reasons.Today's rotation is off.After all, the war of tens of millions of people cannot be fought in a day or two.You have to be prepared for a long-term battle.

Today, the strategy of the two sides is still soldier against soldier, and the general is caught and killed, and the battle of the immortals is of little significance. However, a little trick still has some effect. For example, the group of people who have eaten breakfast in the heavenly realm are all over the world looking for paper before the fight starts.

A few minutes ago, a fat man covered in oil knelt in front of Jordan and reported according to the bill: "Back to Your Majesty, a total of 30,000 barrels of tofu brains were sold this morning, one barrel is about 260 bowls, 80,000 bags of soybean milk, each bag can pour 90 cups, more than 4 million pancakes and fruits.

At this time, the Tang Emperor turned over the river and the sea in his belly, listened to the Heavenly Demon King's cheap and obedient behavior, rushed to the top of his anger, dragged him to the clouds, and shouted loudly: "Heaven is forgivable, you can't live for your own evil, come and taste the evil consequences of your own cause."

According to the records of later generations, the situation at that time was like this.The gods and immortals of the heavenly realm were powerless to resist due to their bad stomachs.U-turn and retreat.The army of heavenly demons happily opened their mouths and gasped for breath.Then.The tragedy happened.The step of the emperor who was forced to stuff most of the pancakes with enough ingredients for the fruit of the pancakes was just shouted to the first level of the human cannon.Boom.The sky was full of yellow smoke.There seemed to be a large number of solid particles mixed in the middle

The more than 10,000 heavenly demons who rushed to the front fell in response.As long as the large army that arrived later inhaled the yellow smoke.It doesn't matter what kind of singer you are or the singer.Immediately unconscious.Falling into the dust.Song Saint Kobe Bryant accidentally took a puff.I felt that the world was spinning.I didn't fall while helping the people around me.Secretly said a powerful spell.Hurriedly shouted: "Don't go into the yellow smoke area.Organize a chorus to disperse the poisonous smoke."

Immediately, tens of thousands of singers and above lined up in formation, and sang loudly towards the huge yellow smoke area: "We are the Heavenly Demon, Jordan is our head, our Heavenly Demon, the most freedom-loving, our Heavenly Demon, always the most united, our Heavenly Demon, all the food is taken away~~~ Art is life, the weapon is the singing voice, the Heavenly Demon Wind is rising, the Heavenly Demon is roaring~~~ Lala, the Heavenly Demon is roaring, the Heavenly Demon is roaring." It's my fault to change your Asian style to this one

The song floated in the sky, scattering layers of yellow smoke, and missed the best time to pursue. The immortals of the heavenly realm had run away, and the initiator of the yellow smoke did not know where to go. Kobe Bryant slapped his thigh in annoyance.

Let's talk about the heavenly immortals, I thought it was a big rout, and there must be countless casualties. I ran first. I didn't expect that after everyone ran out of hundreds of kilometers, I found that there was no one chasing after me

Many years later, it became the most fertile land in the entire Three Realms, and the Jade Emperor made a stone tablet with the inscription in the center, and wrote "Loess High Slope" on it.

The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty naturally did not participate in the grand event of building the loess high slope together.Drilled into the manhole cover and solved it in his own imperial toilet.He took two doses of medicine prescribed by the divine doctor Hua Tuo.Immediately felt much better.The three ladies were naturally not tossed lightly.At this time, they were resting in the emperor's bedroom.The Emperor Tang had just climbed into bed.Suddenly the phone rang.It was the leader of the Tongtian Sect.

The Tongtian Sect Master asked, "Brother Tang, we are currently gathering five hundred kilometers due east, if you are all right, come and meet quickly, we are going to have a meeting immediately to study the counterattack."

Emperor Tang replied, "You drive first, and I'll arrive later." I said in my heart, "Pull the dick, pour, just you, I'm not going to take part in the killing, I'm going to rest here for half a day, I'm going to join you in the evening."

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