June 21, 2015 at 11 a.m. Update word count 2426

When Tang Zhengyi moved a neighbor surnamed Wang to the door, he always felt that something was going to happen, and on this day he went to the unit to ask for a leave of absence and then immediately went home to check the post, and sure enough, he saw the men's and women's clothes all over the ground thrown everywhere, and the rapid wheezing and moaning in the bedroom echoed each other, and he kicked open the door, and his wife was rooting in the old tree...... The paralyzed old man hacked you two dog men and women to death, Tang Zhengyi rushed directly to the kitchen and pulled out the machete that chopped the ribs like nothing, and when he turned his head, he saw a smooth flesh shadow rushing past him, with no inches on his body, and he seemed to be holding something in his hand, right...... It's the slut's black stockings! Lao Wang is running while putting the stockings on his head, seeing that his door is locked, and he doesn't have time to get the key, so he jumps downstairs in three steps and two steps, and slowing down is the rhythm of being dismantled. All Tang Zhengyi's anger was concentrated on the big white buttocks swaying in the two winds, and even the little brothers below were full of anger, Wang Ba Lizi dared to play with my wife, let Lao Tzu catch up with you, I will play with you! The friends in the community were stunned, the aunts in the square stopped jumping, and even the old men who played chess were dumbfounded, and their cloudy eyes burst out with a dazzling light.

Looking at the flesh figure galloping in front of him, with a black stockings on his head, Tang Zhengyi bowed to it, this product is professional, he didn't take anything in a panic, he took a stocking to cover his face, how many times did he have to be caught and raped in bed to exercise his reaction and consciousness? If he was caught, he would hide in the closet as soon as possible, shouting "You can't see me, you can't see me", and then hoped that the police uncle would hurry up to prevent the bloody case. Tang Zhengyi silently calculated while chasing, Lao Wang's legs are long and his stride is large, but the frequency is slow, his legs are short, and he is faster than he is beating, 100 meters, 60 meters, 20 meters, seeing that victory is in sight, Tang Zhengyi even thought for a while that Lao Wang would never use the knife if he did not resist...... , Suddenly there is a manhole cover under the feet of the eyes, the old Wang's long legs clicked over, he just stepped on the edge of the manhole cover, the foot fell, the body went down, over the years of morning and evening exercise played a key role, when the body completely fell into this sewer, both hands stretched out to the well, just give me 3 seconds, no, two seconds is enough, I can climb out of this hole with a pull-up, and then the manhole cover that collapsed turned 540 degrees in the air, just fell as it was, the sewer is still the original sewer, just a sad in the air"Ah~~~" has been passed down for a long, long time......

About when Tang Zhengyi was five years old, he was happily peeing and mud at the door of his house, when an old man with gray hair took a sack and stuffed Tang Zhengyi into it, just when Tang's mother came out to take out the garbage and saw it, she suddenly snorted like a lioness and pounced on it was a dragon and eighteen scratches, the old man shouted with a bloody face while parrying, "Female benefactor, you misunderstand the old man, the poor road has a heavenly eye, and I see that your son is cursed by the god of doom in the West, and everything is not going well in his life, I am here to rescue him...... Ah, my eyes are clear!" After Tang's mother slapped the two dragons and played with pearls, the old man finally didn't even want the sack and ran away. This distant memory slowly passed through Tang Zhengyi's mind, and finally Tang Zhengyi woke up slowly, "Where am I?" It should be a mountain, and the sun shines on the green of the mountain, green dazzling, green, green hat! Thinking of his wife's stealing, Tang Zhengyi suddenly had the urge to burn this mountain of green fire. Looking back on the past 25 years, could it be that I was really cursed by bad luck as the old man said? Nothing was smooth! All kinds of bizarre things have been played on me, and I don't even know what to say if I want to give an example, all of them are wonderful, and each of them makes my ** want to stop, and I can live to this day, just as Liu Qian famously said, "I have been witnessing miracles!"

After taking a look at his current condition, there were no fractures, slight abrasions, and an Adi sportswear was quite dirty, which was quite rhyming...... The back is a little tight, and it seems to be metal when I touch it, cool and hard, and there seem to be words on it, and I can't take it off if I can't pick it up. I had to go out, Tang Zhengyi encouraged himself, Xiaoqiang has not lived as good as me all these years. Stepping on the soft green grass under his feet, the green is not as dazzling as just now, and it is even a little comfortable, Tang Zhengyi is a big-hearted person, and the cuckold incident is just a breeze in the pond of his life, which can only cause a small ripple......

I didn't have a pool to take a bath for a long time, my body smelled bad and I was a little tired, Yo Xi, there is a cave in front, maybe I can sleep in the cave for a while? The sun outside is too dazzling. "Is there anyone?" "No one agreed that the little student came in!" The cave was very deep, and it was very dark inside, Tang Zhengyi only found a flat and dry place at the entrance of the cave and lay down, his eyes slowly closed, and suddenly opened violently, what were the two red lights in the depths of the cave just now......? Like something in the eyes, and you have pink eye? Tang Zhengyi shuddered, got up and was about to exit the cave, when a voice came from not far from the cave, "Do you really think that the dog master is a vegetarian?" Haha, I smelled the tempting fragrance on your body from afar, and it actually woke up the dog master in the afternoon nap, boy, didn't you fall into the dung pit? The smell is so rushing, it makes the dog master think of the taste of New Year's Chinese New Year's Eve when he was a child~~~~~~ "Tang Zhengyi is speechless, and the stick dog that walks upright can't change its eating!" "Hero, the smell you like is this clothes, the clothes are thrown to you, you enjoy them slowly, and the small ones will not accompany you." Tang Zhengyi put Adi's sportswear on the dog's face, turned around and ran, the wind sounded in his ears, and his back was hit by a huge force and the sound of gold and iron hitting was made, the dog's head was stunned, and he saw Tang Zhengyi's back underwear lying on the ground torn, revealing a round metal cover, black and shiny, it was it that blocked the rod that he had just skimmed. Seeing that his stick head was recessed into a large piece, the other person's Gai'er didn't have any shit, and the dog head was confused, "You are actually a Wang Bajing?" As soon as he heard the word Wang Ba Er, Tang Zhengyi, who touched the old injury, was furious, and turned around and squirted, "You TM is Wang Bajing, your whole family is Wang Bajing!" The dog head shook his head, his face full of flattery, "The little one is the dog spirit Nasus." Dare to ask Your Excellency, is it Lord Ramos, the new turtle military master under the Great Throne?" Tang Zhengyi stood up with a proud face, "Well, it's okay to be idle today, come out to dry your cover, and come to your cave to rest when you're tired." The dog's head hunched his waist, and he couldn't wait for his tongue to stick out, "Hehe, please forgive me for the offense, the adults can rest casually, and the little ones go out to get a few wild fruits to quench the thirst of the adults!" Tang Zhengyi waved his hand, "No need, this seat is not thirsty, you go back and go to sleep." "Just kidding, let this dog go out and run around, what can I do if I meet that real Wang Ba and help him? Huh? Why do you say that the real Wang Ba, the paralyzed Lao Tzu is not a fake Wang Ba! Woo woo ~~~~~~. After sending the dog spirit away, Tang Zhengyi withdrew from the cave, walked to a towering tree and sat down, thought carefully for a long time with the thick nerve center, and came to a conclusion that he should have crossed over.