June 21, 2015 at 6 p.m. Update word count 2361

What should I do? Tang Zhengyi was confused, listening to the meaning of the dog's head, the goblins here are not one or two, it seems that people are still organized. Forget it, take one step at a time, just with such a hard life, I don't believe that anyone in this world can kill him except the king of Yama. By the way, let's see what's on the back. After running for a long time to find a water's edge, I went down to wash my body and clothes, and finally it was no longer smelly, and then I carefully looked at my back with the water surface like a mirror, Tang Zhengyi collapsed, and it was the manhole cover that was paralyzed, and he chased Lao Wang, and Lao Wang stepped over, but he didn't step past the manhole cover! How could he take it down? , This is a very ordinary manhole cover, but why would he accompany himself to travel into this world? I can't figure it out, I don't think about it, Tang Zhengyi's big nerve once again chose to skip. The road ahead is confusing, but you still have to move forward step by step, this is the fucking life!

There was a sound of gold and iron in the wind, as if it was in a group p, and there were screams and loud shouts and scolding, anyway, it was idle and idle, go over and take a look, his mind moved, the manhole cover returned to the back, Tang Zhengyi was cat, and he was in the shade of the grass and trees, and he felt like he was making a movie. Closer, about 20 strange things are fighting, there are people with cow heads, there are pigs' heads and human bodies, and it is the upper body of people and lower body horses carrying the battle flag, no wonder the dog spirit will mistake me for Ramos, it turns out that some goblins also have human heads. The scene was extremely hot, with blood and swear words spraying everywhere like no money.

About half an hour later, as all the men and horses on one side rushed into the streets, and the other side cleaned up the battlefield under the shouts of the ox-body, and then retreated with the corpses of their own people, the first official battle in the other world came to an end. Tang Zhengyi's clothes and pants were already dry, but the crotch of his pants was now wet again, which was exciting, Tang Zhengyi explained to himself. Trembling and coming to the center of the battlefield, looking at the goblins who were already strange-looking, and now they were even more miserable, Tang Zhengyi felt the need to dig a pit and bury them, after all, there is the word justice in his name, how sacred these two words are! Hey, the centaur moved slightly, his lips trembled at Tang Zhengyi, it seemed that he was not dead, Tang Zhengyi squatted next to the centaur, looking at him quietly, he had never experienced the scene of watching a dying person slowly die, Tang Zhengyi felt that he should listen to what he wanted to say. "Brother, help...... Save our princess, who was snatched up the mountain by the Tiger King...... Please!" Tang Zhengyi was excited, what kind of rhythm is this? This is the heroine's dedication...... Oh no, it's the rhythm of the heroine's appearance!" "Wait, I have to ask about something, is the Tiger King robbing your princess up the mountain to eat her, or to marry her?" "You think we goblins are you humans, we eat everything, we goblins don't eat the same kind! Our only princess of the lion king looks better than a fairy, especially the thick blonde hair on her face and the huge lion nostrils, which make us little ones think of us as the first object of lewdness!" The eyes of the centaur showed deep intoxication, Tang Zhengyi was messy, imagining the scene of the female No. 1 lying in his arms with hair on her face and asking for a kiss, oh no! Tang Zhengyi shook his head vigorously and put aside the terrifying scene, and said regretfully" I'm sorry, brother, you also saw it, I'm just a human and can't beat the goblin!" Hearing this, the eyes of the centaur suddenly lost their lustre, and their mouths chattered, "Alas, the lion king said that whoever can save the princess is the second master, I thought that after more than 30 years of being a little soldier, I was finally able to take the position, but unfortunately, ah ......" tilted his head, and the centaur bid farewell to the stage as a thirty-year soldier.

Tang Zhengyi hastily dug a pit and buried a group of goblins simply, and continued to walk forward, aimlessly, idle, maybe, I should go to the mountain to see if I can save the princess? Just take a main quest in the game? Otherwise, I really have nothing to do on this broken mountain! The computer has wood? The mobile phone has wood? Does the wifi I can't do without covers the entire mountain? In this way, Tang Zhengyi persuaded himself and walked towards the mountain with Gai'er on his back. Try to hide your body all the way, fortunately, the Tiger King didn't arrange a secret whistle or anything, otherwise Tang Zhengyi, a rookie, would definitely go to the soles of people's feet and be unaware of it! The mountain was festive, and the loud sound of blowing and beating shook through the mountains and forests, especially when Tang Zhengyi was close to the cottage, his eardrums were almost unbearable. Are these goblins extremely thick in eardrums, or are they just deaf?

Let's not talk about how Tang Zhengyi entered the cottage for the time being, let's first take a look at what our book's current biggest anti-No. 1 Tiger King is doing at such an important moment in his life. In the lobby of the cottage, King Tiger sat on the lionskin king's chair, smoking a cigarette, very melancholy, and even a little confused. If we marry the daughter of the old lion, will it be possible that we will shout before the next time we fight? If you don't go over the New Year's holidays, will you be told by the goblins on the road that I don't pay attention to etiquette? Ramos, the Eighth Army Division, was speechless, and his brain was about to be shaken out by the sound of the salute, but you still can't hear it, how did you get on the top spot?" Watching the beams of the house slam and fall from the salute, Ramos gestured loudly to the Tiger King. "Well, that's pretty much it. Is the bride still obedient?""Back to the king, the subordinates have already poured ten spices into the bride, and she has no strength to resist with you, hehe......" Fuck, the tiger king interrupted Ramos's lewd laughter, "Lao Tzu likes to be energetic, what kind of medicine are you pouring blindly, hurry up and solve it!" Ramos has a black line in his head, in the morning you are still worried that the old lion's daughter is too temperamental and can't be tamed, so I caught it and immediately poured the medicine, and in the afternoon you fucking like it again, you would rather go farming than wait!

Two flowers bloom, one for each table, and then talk about Tang Zhengyi, on the road up the mountain, I met an acquaintance, the dog head Nasus, the dog head held the gift box and smiled with a sneer, "How can Your Excellency the military advisor personally go down the mountain to pick up guests? How dare we little ones?" The military advisor has just come to serve in an important position under the throne, and may not have experienced such a prosperous era, thinking back to last month, when the king celebrated his 7th birthday this year, thousands of brothers from various caves came, and I couldn't recognize all the faces under the king for more than 10 years. Tang Zhengyi was in good spirits when he heard it, "Oh, there are still people you don't know?" "Of course, if the goblins are like His Excellency the Military Advisor, who will remember what you looked like before, haha." Then I was relieved, looked at the people around, and pointed behind the dog's head, "Brother dog, the Taoist friend behind you waved at you!" The dog's head turned around, the manhole cover slapped the back of the head, and Nasus fell straight to the ground like a stick.