Updated October 13, 2015 at 8 p.m

Saying that the Jade Emperor asked Xiao Tang to order, Tang Nyima looked up and said, "Brother Hao, give me another cigarette." ”

The Jade Emperor wondered: "What about that root just now?" Tang Emperor said he, "The mood is a little heavy, and I will lose it in two bites." Haotian took out another one from his arms and handed it to Xiao Tang, saying, ", if you smoke like this, three of them will get lung cancer, wrap them lightly!"

Looking at the curling green smoke in front of him, Emperor Tang remembered the Yellow Wind King in the Nether who was a terrible cock and bombed the sky, but it was a pity that people did not accept the control of the Heavenly Court, otherwise he would be enough. Don't think about a few great saints, if you take them with you, you will be a father, and you can't serve if you don't understand, let alone give orders!

After thinking about it for a long time, he went into Haotian for half a cigarette, and Emperor Tang wrote down the locked candidates on A4 paper, and the list was as follows: Five Thunder God Monarchs, namely the Heavenly Thunder God Monarch, the Land Thunder God Monarch, the Dragon Thunder God Monarch, the Demon Thunder God Monarch and the Ma Thunder God Monarch. The Four Fire Emperors are the Suiren Emperor, the Yan Emperor, the Chiling Emperor and the Zhurong Emperor. The four righteous gods of the plague department are Zhou Xin with a headache, Li Qi with a manic flag, Zhu Tianlin from a coma and Yang Wenhui with a scattered plague whip. Then there are two idlers, Kuafu and Xingtian.

The selection of these fifteen immortals whose weight level is not very high, Emperor Tang is carefully considered, first of all, they are all division-level cadres who have been struggling in the front line all the year round, they have hard work, courage, ruthlessness, and face, and they will definitely not jump when they see a little blood, the representative figure in this regard is Xingtian, his head is gone, and two eyes pop out of his stomach to continue, there is a kind of you chop Lao Tzu into meat filling!

In addition, this trip is nothing more than murder, arson, and forcible seizure, which is completely their strength, not to mention the arson and plague, even the common property of the sun, the common property in the sky, Kua's father looks at the rarity and wants to get home, and he is stunned to chase it out for tens of thousands of miles and refuses to give up, what kind of spirit is this? This is a dead face! It simply coincides with the fighting spirit of the Tang Emperor when he went out to conquer the Western Sect, who will he take with him?

As for why he didn't want a few more people, Emperor Tang felt that it was unnecessary, there were more people, there would be more, but it would get in the way, smashing the Western teaching field is a technical job, but it is not like moving bricks, the better. So far, the lineup list for this expedition is as follows: Emperor Tang and the three ladies, the Bull Demon King and Beyoncé, Xie Tianji, Hua Yingying and Mrs. Hua, Hua Rong, Fengyun, Jiqing Ernin, Wind and Dust Three Heroes, Eight King Kongs plus the fifteen stupid dicks of Heavenly Court.

Emperor Tang and Haotian said Okay, I'm just helping you smash the field, I really want the Western Sect troops to come over, and you have to invite the sage to fight, I will definitely turn around and run, after all, this is a dispute between your Buddhism and Taoism, to put it bluntly, it has nothing to do with my Xiao Tang.

The Jade Emperor nodded yes, and said good things with a smiling face, in fact, everyone understands people, and they all understand the truth of cold lips and teeth, if Emperor Tang does not contribute to this matter, after the Western Sect occupies the Central Plains, the Purple Cloud Empire will not be able to stop.

While chatting here, the phone rang, and Emperor Tang saw that it was Xie Tianji, and after connecting, he heard the phone and said: "Boss, according to your instructions, I have sent someone to transport all the things of the Jade Buddha Temple to the new land of Ziyun, and arranged for 300,000 brothers to start construction according to the drawings, and now the dozens of acres of land in the Jade Buddha Temple can be directly integrated into the highway, and there is not even a single brick left, absolutely flat!"

Emperor Tang was very happy to hear it, the dream of making a fortune depends on robbery, and he is worried that he has no money to build a new national capital, but he didn't expect to take a job from Haotian to rob him, it can be seen that there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, unless he can't brake while driving a Toyota car...... (Hehe, spoofing the Toyota car recall, don't blame the readers who drive Toyota)

Bidding farewell to the Jade Emperor Haotian, the Tang Emperor and his entourage rushed to the next target by riding the red dragon: Jingtan Temple! In fact, the Tang Emperor was quite resistant to attacking here, because this was the field of Sun Wukong's junior brother Zhu Bajie, hindering Brother Sun's face of helping him several times, he was really embarrassed to embarrass his junior brother, but on the other hand, if hundreds of temples were robbed, but Zhu Bajie's Jingtan Temple was safe and sound, wouldn't it be a trap for the second senior brother to be unkind and unjust? So, with full of entanglement and hesitation, everyone came to the door of Jingtan Temple.

As soon as he landed, Emperor Tang was shocked, only to see eight big characters written in the middle of the yellow-white temple gate: "If you don't pay back the money, the whole family will finish!" As for the small characters around that have lost color, they can't count how many. There was garbage everywhere on the door, there were broken eggs that had been dried, broken cabbage, and tomatoes of various sizes. ”

Xie Tianji asked: "Boss, shall I go to call the door or will I go directly to Svein on the crow's mouth?" Emperor Tang didn't reply, only heard a creak, the door opened, and a pig's head poked out, the pig's head first observed the situation left and right, and beckoned to Emperor Tang and his party, "The old pig knows what you guys are doing, hurry up and come in to talk, it's neat!"

Emperor Tang was a little confused, and he was about to go to the temple with everyone, only to hear an angry shout: "Zhu Bajie has opened the door, folks, hurry up!" As soon as the shouting fell, thousands of people rushed out of the hulala, some of them resisted hoes, some of them took dung forks, and some of them carried bricks, Zhu Bajie's sweat came down, and he quickly let everyone into the door, and grabbed a relatively fresh tomato from the door, click, the door was closed, and the next second, only to hear a crackling sound, like hail, Emperor Tang and others were afraid, this late, he was like that door!

calmed down slightly, Emperor Tang and the others looked at the messenger of the Pure Altar who was munching on tomatoes, and they were all speechless. I saw that he had a black face and short hair, a long mouth and big ears, and was wearing a shuttle cloth straight jacket that was not blue or blue, and a flower cloth hand towel was tied under his chin. The juice of the tomatoes made the hand towel a lot brighter, and the Tang Emperor even guessed that the hand towel was originally white......

Zhu Bajie swallowed the persimmon in one bite, stretched out his tongue to lick the juice around the circle, and said loudly: "Brothers have come from afar to work hard, first introduce yourself, the old pig is the messenger of the pure altar Zhu Wu Neng, yesterday I heard that the Jade Buddha Temple was robbed clean, haha, I was so excited that I didn't sleep all night, looking forward to the stars and the moon finally looked forward to you!

Emperor Tang and the others stared at each other, all stunned, what is wrong with this Zhu Bajie, is it not that he has lost his heart and gone crazy? Xie Tianji has the most eyes, and whispered to Emperor Tang: "Your Majesty, be careful of this deception!" Emperor Tang glanced at Xie Tianji and scolded: "Look at this temple, except for a few of us, there is not even a ghost shadow, there is chicken feathers fried?