[Full text reading.] Updated on October 14, 2015 at 7 p.m

In the last book, it was said that Tang Nyima looked at the six roads and listened to the eight directions, and the huge temple seemed to be the only one in the Zhuang Bajie, and he hurriedly asked: "Brother Zhu, there are nearly a thousand monks in the Jade Buddha Temple, why is your Jingtan Temple so deserted."

Zhu Bajie laughed when he heard this, and said: " At the beginning, the Buddha divided my 300 disciples to take care of the pure altar, but only 100 quintals of food with me every month, which may be enough in other temples, but how can I get the amount of food for my old pig. Call Rulai, and even give me a stinky scoldingIt's better to find another place to find if you come to find another place."

After a while, Emperor Tang stomped his feet and said, "Okay, for the sake of your monkey brother, I've helped me work."

Emperor Tang gave an order.More than 20,000 laborers suddenly appeared from the manhole cover, and there was no nonsense.Rush to the useful things and take them.Zhu Bajie stood aside and commanded.This pure altar temple, you have to tear down the roof first.Then touch the column.You have to touch the column first.You have to be smashed first.Because eight pillars have been removed for money.The voice has not fallen.Bang.The house has collapsed.

"Don't go in." Accompanied by a scream from Zhu Bajie, there was another plop. Emperor Tang hurriedly came over to ask what was going on. Zhu Bajie sighed and said: "The baffle and the lighting bulb of the thatched house squatting pit were used as food money half a year ago.

, Emperor Tang said in his heart, this Jingtan Temple is full of organs, and there is no place of value.

Zhu Bajie also felt very embarrassed, although he had a black face and couldn't see other colors, but Emperor Tang had already felt the deep embarrassment from him.

Emperor Tang rubbed his temples vigorously when he heard this.

The whole robbery process took less than an hour to declare the end, and there were still twenty minutes in the middle to get rid of the dung pit. Alas, there was really nothing to rob, and not even a single mouse could be seen. The Bull Demon King, who was in charge of the on-site dispatching work, walked with his head down, very depressed, patted the shoulder of the Jingtan messenger and said: "Bajie, I just smiled slightly when you succeeded in learning scriptures from the west, and I didn't think so. But this time your brother Niu really obeyed.

Seeing that all of them were cleaned up, even the gate that looked like a vegetable field was cleaned, and the eight people carried it, and the Tang Emperor waved his hand.

If you want to say that the West teaches this temple, it is also a little interesting.It's like the Saint Seiya's Golden Zodiac Palace.It's a few tens of miles apart.If you want to hit this, you have to step over the one in front of you.Otherwise, you'll be caught in the middle of the manhole.After putting the rags snatched from the Jingtan Temple into the manhole cover.Everyone flew for half an hour.They came to the foot of the Shaolin Temple Mountain.

At the foot of the mountain, there are two little monks, wearing welcoming cheongsams, branching to the root of their thighs, revealing their dark and thick leg hair.

Chen Haonan shook his shoulders, revealing the two-foot-long lobster tattoo on his chest, and stabbed and shaved with the watermelon knife in his hand while looking at the two little monks obliquely. What do you think we're here for?" Chen Haonan asked with a pouting chin.

The little monk on the right stumbled and said, "Look at the donor's meaning, he is here to get a haircut.

Emperor Tang was happy, paralyzed, I thought you were like Lanxiang Technical School, you can do anything, and Xie Tianji stepped forward with a big grin: "We are here to make incense.

Let's cut the camera to the inner hall of Shaolin Temple.Today is the seventh day of a young monk named Bodhidharma entering the temple.

"Master, actually, I should call you Master." Bodhidharma asked, the presiding abbot said indifferently: "It's okay.

Bodhidharma said, "Master, these days, you have asked me to stand at the foot of the mountain and hold up the sign that turns back to the shore, and the apprentice did so, and as a result, seven masters died in five days. He replied, "If you have a Buddha in your heart, you will naturally turn back, and if you don't look back, you will have nothing to do with others."

Bodhidharma then asked, "Master, why do we ring the bell in the morning?" He replied, "Because we don't have chickens." Bodhidharma was puzzled." Master, aren't those sisters who wear very little chickens?" He folded his hands together and replied, "They are fighting chickens, they only howl at night, they don't croak in the morning."

Bodhidharma scratched his head and asked, "Master, why don't you let me go to the field of my sisters? He replied, "Amitabha, do you understand the truth that rabbits don't eat the grass next to their nests?" Bodhidharma's eyes widened, and he said, "Then why do you always go, master, and every time the sisters have nothing to do, they must all enter the house." He said calmly: "You are still young, and when you can't move for the teacher, it will naturally be your turn."

Bodhidharma touched his gurgling stomach and asked, "Master, my father told me before he sent me to Shaolin that I won't be hungry anymore when I become a monk, why am I still hungry?" He replied: "Child, everything is like a dream bubble, everything is like Lanzhou ramen, garlic if there is garlic, no garlic is dry, contemplation is free, looking at the distant mountains, there is no way to be hungry, it is regarded as such."

Bodhidharma's eyes straightened, and he said, "Master, you are so knowledgeable, but I still don't understand when we will have dinner. The walkie-talkie rang when he was about to answer." Master: Forty people came down the mountain and wanted to offer incense.

Hearing this, he jumped up and shouted, "Pick up the customer." Immediately the whole temple was in a sensation.

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