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According to the autobiography of Patriarch Bodhidharma, Bodhidharma had an extremely painful and unforgettable experience when he was a teenager, which had a profound impact on his life. First of all, he was not tall. This was directly attributed to Bodhidharma's old mentor. This calf has affected the physical development of several generations of young people.

Whenever Bodhidharma asks the master when he is going to eat, most of the answers are some Zen sayings, it is the kind of pressure that is very hungry before listening, even more hungry after listening, and at the same time attaches egg pain and hurts.

In the end, the master was really annoyed and said something like this: "Apprentice, we have a saying in this business, we don't open for three years, we don't open for three years, you know."

Bodhidharma was stunned for a moment, and then began to undress, and the master said curiously, "What are you doing?" Bodhidharma replied: "Master, I don't know if you can last for three years, but the disciple will definitely not be able to hold up even a week. In the end, under the persuasion of the master's bitter words and the persuasion of a hard bun that could be thrown out and killed by stone, Bodhidharma decided to observe for two more days.

For example, this time, according to the meaning of the Tang Emperor, it is just to do it directly. Xie Tianji has to say, first go to the temple to be God, and he will not give money when he finishes the work. This kind of hooliganism will cause greater damage to Western religion.

Emperor Tang thought for a while, it seems to make sense, and under the leadership of the two welcoming little monks, he and everyone came to the mountain.

After sending the Tang Emperor and his entourage of forty people into a big bag, the foot bath bucket was soon in place, and the forty scrawny little nuns each had a stinky foot and began to pinch it.

The nun in charge said, "Don't go close to my Buddha to make incense, my Buddha has been uncomfortable recently, and I can't smell the smell of stinky feet, so I have to wash it white before I can put on incense."

These nun technicians are also not professional.Press blindly and then hammer it twice.The footbasin is removed.Three nuns in gorgeous clothes come in.Each person carries a steel pipe.There are several eyes on the ground.After plugging in, the nuns in beautiful clothes begin to make all kinds of seductive movements around the pipe.One word horse.Big split.Wukong cross-barriculation.Five minutes of gesturing.The three women retreat.Xie Tianji scolded: "Paralyzed.One by one, the thin ones don't have ten pounds of meat.I have dazzled Lao Tzu's eyes.I can't tell which is the pole and which is the person when the thing is finished."

The door opened again, and the foreman nun came in and said, "Five ladies, please go to the next room to pick the Cowherd. Emperor Tang couldn't hold back any longer, and said, "What the are you doing? Lao Tzu will come to make incense, wash his feet and steel pipes, and now let us prostitute himself. You know if we give money or not, just go up one by one."

The foreman nun smiled charmingly and said: "Buddhism has clouds, first enter the world before being born, our humanized design here is to let you experience this process in a short period of time.

"Call your boss,, what the." Xie Tianji saw that the eyes of the three queens were green.This is a precursor to cutting people.Shaolin Temple is too uneventful.Let our majesty prostitute in front of the queen.It's easy to bleed into a river.

After a while, he rushed to the Buddha with Bodhidharma and said: "Amitabha, the old man is empty, and he is the abbot of the temple.

Chief Manager Xie smiled slightly, and said, "It's not a secret, we are people from the Heavenly Court, and I was ordered to come to receive your temple this time, I don't know if the abbot can make it convenient."

He was stunned and asked, "You're not here to play, you're here to play." Xie Tianji replied, "Exactly."

He laughed and said, "That's great, the Buddha confessed, and we didn't let Ming rob it, so we prepared five programs for the guests, and we all got the honest money and went down the mountain safely.

The Tang Emperor and the others found that they had come to the square at the entrance of the temple, and there were four more monk with bone sticks in front of them. Poor Monk Yuantong."" Poor Monk Shentong."" Poor Monk Huitong."" Poor monks." Then a few people shouted, "We are the Four King Kongs."

Emperor Tang and the others were stunned, and they didn't react, and a broom slammed vertically to the ground, and a figure flashed, and a person stood on top of the broom.

Okay. A few couriers are all here. Don Nyima rubbed his temples and pointed at five monks." Don't let people say that we have too many people and bully too few people.

"Okay." The Heavenly Thunder God Monarch responded, and then shouted loudly, "The Five Thunder God Arrays are combined." I saw the Thunder God Monarch standing on the spot.The Dragon Thunder God Monarch stood on the two shoulders of the Thunder God Monarch.The Heavenly Thunder God Monarch rode on the neck of the Dragon Thunder God Monarch.The two legs and hands clamped the Dragon Thunder God Monarch's head.Poked his head out.Then the Dragon Thunder God Monarch on the left hand side was the Demon Thunder God Monarch.On the right hand side was the Ma Thunder God Monarch.The two Divine Monarchs' heads were at the same level as the Dragon Thunder God Monarch.I fucked.The five people formed a giant.

Emperor Tang couldn't stand it at all.Looking at the weird shape of the five thunder gods after the merger.Xiao Tang remembered the Hercules in the Transformers he watched when he was a child.And the few on the other side looked like acrobats under the overpass.Looking at the ten people on the field.Don Nyima collapsed.This is ten neurosis.

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