Chapter 111: Resident Evil! Heavenly Zombies Attack
Updated September 11, 2015 at 7 p.m
In the last book, it was said that Emperor Tang heard that the zombies in the heavenly court were rampant, and he gloated, and when Shen Gongbao asked if he had any intention of going to the heavenly court together, Xiao Tang's head shook like a rattle, and said: "Don't make trouble, such a dangerous place even your Shen Dao Chang fled to the lower realm, and my little arms and legs followed what kind of fun!"
Shen Gongbao stared at Xiao Tang's eyes and said slowly: "Junior Brother Tang knows that if a person who cultivates immortals wants to become holy, he must have a great calamity and a great opportunity, such as Nuwa Niangniang mending the sky to create people and becoming holy, Taishang Laojun establishing human education and sanctification, etc., is it not because of the incident, he has obtained supreme merit, and he has achieved a mixed yuan saint, immortal and immortal! ”
Emperor Tang listened to his heart pounding, if he could become holy, it would be excellent, but the entire universe since the beginning of Hongmeng, there are only seven saints, it can be seen that this matter is extremely unreliable, and he is hesitating in his heart, and he heard Chang Tutu say: "Don't go, husband, Tutu just escaped from heaven, it is too terrifying above, Tutu saw Wuqu Xingjun bite the Roaring Sky Dog with his own eyes and was covered in blood, that is a miserable one!"
Emperor Tang laughed and said: "I have heard a lot about dogs biting people, but it is the first time that people bite dogs have heard it, so Tutu hurriedly told me what the situation was!"
Chang Tutu said while roasting the black tiger: "That day, Sister Chang'e was holding me to look at the stars, and suddenly Brother Wu Gang came running with his hair scattered, saying that it was the end of the world, let's run quickly." Sister Chang'e naturally didn't believe it, Wu Gang took out the axe he used to cut the tree, only to see that it was full of tooth marks, according to Wu Gang, if he hadn't gotten into the axe at that time, it would have been gnawed into pieces now. ”
Changtu Tutu took a piece of tiger meat and tasted it, glanced at Shen Gongbao and said: "Your mount must be a lazy bone, every day when you have nothing to do, you just lie on your stomach, the meat on your body is dead meat, firewood is very strong, no chewing head!"
Shen Gongbao said with a smiling face: "Brother and sister are reasonable, this animal is lazy to death, if you exercise diligently on weekdays, you will not let the master go to the toilet and let people die." ”
Emperor Tang was quite embarrassed, and quickly changed the topic and asked, "Tutu, then how did you escape from Heavenly Court?"
Changtu Rabbit held his hands on his cheeks, and said with palpitations: "Later, Guanghan Palace was surrounded by zombies, and Yushu was gnawed by them as a rock sugar gourd, Erlang God took a group of people and horses to watch Wuqu Xingjun chase the roaring dog and bite wildly and did not dare to come forward to help, Brother Wu Gang hugged Sister Chang'e while resisting and fleeing, and then a thunder sounded, I fell out of my sister's arms, and just fell near the Qixian Pond, so the Nether came and then met you!"
Emperor Tang was dumbfounded, could it be that this is the legendary fate?
Let's write this chapter here for the time being, Xiao Tang has a headache, I really can't stand it, this Gada in Hebei suddenly cooled down, Xiao Tang was unfortunately hit, alas, the catastrophe! If it can get better tomorrow, this chapter will naturally be completed. If it is more serious tomorrow, woo, this book is very likely to be a eunuch. Haha, just kidding, this book is my first book, and it will definitely exceed a million words and be finished, making a good start to my fiction career!
Emperor Tang thought again, no, how could there be so many zombies in Heavenly Court, and many famous gods were recruited? Hurriedly explained in his heart, but listened to Chang Tutu's words: "I don't know very well, but in the first day or two, there have been rumors that the gods and immortals messed with the relationship between men and women, and as a result, what X virus was produced, and the gods and immortals naturally would not sit still, so they used mana to drive it away, and as a result, the X virus and the immortal law had a chemical reaction to produce mutations, and the zombies were born!"
Emperor Tang sighed, there is no science and culture to kill people!
During the chat, Xie Tianji, Hua Rong and others came to find Shunwei one by one, and the first thing they did when they sat down was to tear a piece of roast tiger meat and put it in their mouths, and then scolded: "Why is this meat so loose, is this tiger in captivity?"
Emperor Tang saw that Shen Gongbao's face was wrong, and hurriedly diverted the topic again, and said: "If there is chaos in the court today, zombies are rampant, I want to go to heaven with Shen Gongbao Daoist to help Guangsha Yu Jiang and save the people from fire and water, although I also know that it is dangerous to go, but it is not my character to go ......."
Xie Tianji interjected: "Boss, tell me what benefits we can get, and the brothers should be prepared when they start." ”
Emperor Tang glanced at Xie Tianji, he didn't beat his skin for two days, and he dared to interrupt the boss to speak!
Emperor Tang continued: "Of course, the benefits of going to Heaven are not without at all, according to Shen Daochang, this crisis has not been encountered for thousands of years, and there must be a large number of merits given to the salvation heroes, if I get this merit, it is inevitable that the Tao will rise greatly, even if I become holy, it is not impossible!"
Hua Rong said happily: "If the boss is holy, won't we become a saint, such a good thing should be fully supported, Hua Rong is willing to go to the soup with His Majesty, at any cost!"
Hua Rong stood up and said that he was heroic, Chang Tutu tugged Hua Rong's sleeve and said: "Okay, Changjun is still loyal, it's really rare, my brother quickly ate the tiger whip in my sister-in-law's hand while it was hot, good thing, look at this thigh muscle, it's strong!"
Hua Rong flashed back a few steps and finally escaped the claws of Chang Tutu stroking his thighs, and said anxiously: "Sister-in-law, please respect yourself!"
Chang Tutu cut and said, "It's okay, next time when your eldest brother is not there, we will talk alone!"
Emperor Tang was so angry that his head was buzzing, this girl has to watch closely, otherwise the ugly things that the one hundred and eighty children of the ghost king are not like him will have to be repeated on him.
While everyone shared the tiger, they planned many details that could be thought of in advance, and the tiger whip in Chang Tutu's hand was finally given to Emperor Tang very reluctantly, and he muttered to himself: "It's a waste to eat, why don't you eat it for a while!" Emperor Tang felt that his blood pressure was rushing up, and his desire to kill was extremely strong, and he said loudly: "Go to Heaven after eating, I can't wait!"
"Ding Dong, you have a new short message!" Emperor Tang was stunned, what the hell, took out his mobile phone, the mobile phone had already been turned off if it had not been charged for many days, his consciousness entered his mind, and he looked at the list of exterminating gods, and sure enough, it was it, and he saw that there was an additional name on it: Han Zhongli.
Alas, the Eight Immortals were killed, and even this kind of blessed immortal could not escape the catastrophe, but what kind of chaos did Heavenly Court become!
After eating the tiger meat, watching Shen Gong Leopard bury the tiger bones little by little, Tang Emperor was slightly sad, and at the same time he was on guard, what kind of humanity is Shen Gong Leopard, Tang Emperor is clear, the name of "Pit God" resounded throughout the world, and now he is going to Heaven in a group, how does Tang Dadi feel so trembling, Damn Lao Tzu will not become another victim on Shen Gong Leopard Shenkeng Avenue!