Updated on September 10, 2015 at 4 p.m

"Wu Na boy, this king has taken a fancy to your clothes, quickly take off and send it to the uncle, spare your dog's life, how." In fact, today is not in a hurry, it coincides with the first day of the eighth month, and the king of Huang Feng, who was originally a member of Buddhism, is the only one who is a vegetarian and does not kill today.

When the Buddha's life hung by a thread under the palm of the Buddha, he had to be rescued by an old man. The old man told himself to eat vegetarian food at the beginning of each month and not to kill, otherwise he would return the life he escaped today.

The cursed King of the Yellow Wind is secretly regretting that the gang on the other side has not come at the right time.The Tang Emperor is angry.What day is today?Why are people everywhere trying to take off Lao Tzu's clothes?Chang Tutu is just a beauty.You roe deer goblin dares to beat me.Give me death.

Emperor Tang sacrificed the seal of the heavens, King Huangfeng hurriedly dodged, was smashed on his arm, and was immediately bruised. Emperor Tang exclaimed: "Fuck, so resistant." I don't know that the Yellow Wind King is even more angry.Tens of thousands of years have not suffered this loss.Big mouth opened.Exhaled in a breath.Blowing out.But seeing the yellow sand in the sky.Yellow Wind empowerment.Tang Emperor suddenly remembered who this person was.Shouted and ran.

There are poems as evidence: cold and cold, the world changes, there is no shadow, there is no shape, the yellow sand swirls, through the forest, the mountains and the pine sea, the soil is sown, the dust is spit out among the clouds, the waves of the Yellow River are muddy to the end, the Yangtze River is full of white smoke, the Xianshan Cave Mansion is black and long, the island Penglai is dim and dark, the king of heaven is not seen, the palm tower is missing, Luban has dropped the golden head drill, Lei Yin Baoque is down three layers, the stone bridge in Zhaozhou has collapsed in two sections, a round of red sun is gone, the sky is full of stars, and the stars are chaotic.

Emperor Tang and the others spun in the air like a windmill in this yellow wind, and disappeared in a blink of an eye like a kite with a broken string.

Emperor Tang, who only had a red briefs left on his body, closed his eyes and fell to the ground.I don't know where it was.I only felt cold and shivering.My eyes were tingling.I shouted loudly.Xie Tianji, Changtutu and others.No one responded.Emperor Tang touched his back.Even the manhole cover didn't know where it was blown to.I sighed.This time I really carried it to my grandmother's house.How did I meet this stupid**.

Emperor Tang, who has read Journey to the West, knows that this monster is the Yellow Wind King, a yellow wind, blowing all over the heavens and Buddhas, as long as there is no Dingfeng Pill, anyone who comes will be overturned.

Emperor Tang groped to find a big tree.Sit down slowly at the bottom of the tree.I felt that my eyes could barely open.It still hurt badly.I couldn't see anything clearly.I couldn't see anything clearly.I rested for a while.I heard a woman's voice calling for my husband.It seemed to be the voice of a rabbit.Emperor Tang replied loudly.After a stick of incense.Chang Tutu came to find it.His eyes were red.His clothes were disheveled.I saw that Emperor Tang only had a pair of red bottoms.Haha couldn't stop laughing.

Changtu Rabbit's eyes rolled and said, "Husband, you are waiting for me under the tree. Before the Emperor Tang could reply, Chang Tutu carried her stick thick and thin and went up the mountain.

Emperor Tang has a tiger skin on his upper body, a tiger skin miniskirt on his lower body, and a tiger skin miniskirt on his lower body

Alas, the Tang Emperor looked up to the sky and sighed, Chang Tutu slapped Don Nima's ass with a stick and said, "What's the matter, I'm not satisfied with the old lady's craftsmanship." Emperor Tang hurriedly smiled and said: "Madam, you are too careful, I just lost the magic weapon, the brothers do not know whether they are alive or dead, and I am worried in my heart.

Chang Tutu snapped and gave the back of the head to the Emperor Tang, and the little Tang classmate who slapped him was dizzy, and he heard the rabbit say in his ears: "The old man's head is just not enough.

Emperor Tang was completely speechless.Sister Rabbit.You can fucking know what the three from the four virtues are.Of course.The words in my heart never dared to let this rabbit guess.Low eyebrows and pleasing to the eyes, I cooperated with Mrs. Rabbit to clean the tiger, put it in the fire and start to barbecue.

After a while, someone really found it, but it was not his own subordinates, but Shen Gongbao, who threw Xiao Tang and fled in the West Sea Dragon Palace.

Shen Gongbao stepped forward and saluted with one hand and said, "Little Brother Tang hasn't seen him for many years.

Emperor Tang sighed and said, "Daoist Shen didn't think I was still alive.haha.When you coaxed me to let you out to fight, you abandoned your comrades-in-arms and ran away shamelessly.

Shen Gongbao said: "The run of the day, there is today's gathering, Tang Xiaodi is very smart, don't take this as an obsession, delay your own cultivation, Poor Dao also has something to ask Tang Xiaodi, do you think the tiger on the fire frame is familiar."

Emperor Tang was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the black color of the tiger skin on his body, which seemed to be the one under the crotch of Shen Gong Leopard in the Gangfeng Cave of the Dragon Palace of the West Sea.

Shen Gongbao smiled slightly, and said, "It is the Poor Dao mount Black Spot Divine Tiger."

Emperor Tang suddenly felt ashamed, and in addition he admired Shen Gongbao in his heart, he said: "I'm really sorry.

Chang Tutu was busy roasting the tiger and didn't want to deal with this person, and suddenly heard her husband call her "cheap", and was furious, holding a stick and slamming it on the chest of the Tang Emperor, and said: "Damn, who do you say is cheap? The old lady is tired and tired to buy you food and clothing.

Emperor Tang hurriedly smiled and said: "Cheap is a term of endearment for Mrs. There is no insult. I cursed in my heart, your Chinese lessons were all taught by fucking school security guards, and you don't understand.

Shen Gongbao smiled slightly, and said: "My brother and sister are honest and cute, and they are really the best companions of Little Brother Tang. As for this tiger, it died at the hands of my younger brother and sister, and it is also its creation.

Tang Nyima hurriedly said, "Daoist, please speak, little brother listen."

Shen Gongbao twisted his long beard under his chin, and said slowly: "Poor Dao has just fled from the heavenly court to the lower realm, and at this time, the heavenly realm is already in chaos.

After hearing this, Emperor Tang's head buzzed.Shen Gong Leopard's mouth is this goddamn zombie behavior.The paralyzed is not the Heavenly Court version of Resident Evil.

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