August 29, 2015 at 5 p.m. Word count 2111

The last book said that the land of this peach orchard turned out to be a poor person, guarding thousands of acres of peach trees, and he could only watch and smell every day, and a few steps were a camera, and the superior leaders checked every week, not to mention the lack of peaches, and the fall of leaves had to be investigated for a long time! If it weren't for the monkeys who gnawed and threw one in the peach orchard tens of thousands of years ago, and the land was cheap, it would not have survived today.

Considering that Taoyuan is estimated to be a great disaster, and the left and right are dead, the old man of the land shouted loudly to ask to join the gang, Emperor Tang laughed, put a manhole cover on the ground, and said: "Jump down!"

After the land elder quickly completed the process of returning to the furnace, the Emperor Tang took the brothers above the platinum one to the last row, the emperor looked around, and after a while, he pointed and said: "This, this, and that." As soon as the words fell, Xie Tianji had already jumped up and down to pick the three kings of peaches and handed them to the emperor.

Emperor Tang patted Xie Tianji on the shoulder and said, "Yes, there are eyes!" Then he took three peaches to the two ladies and said with a cheap smile: "Qing'er, Ahri, these three are the biggest peaches in the peach orchard, you two pick first, and give me the rest." The two ladies smiled, patted Emperor Tang on the shoulder and said, "Yes, very eye-catching!"

When the brothers saw that His Majesty had finished picking out, what would it be polite to be, let's start the whole thing! The sons and grandsons of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty also jumped up and down with everyone, and they did not engage in specialization, and only by blending in with the masses would it be their turn to be the emperor in the future that it would be convenient for them to manage. However, seeing that Emperor Tang ate such a big peach, it is estimated that there is no need to think about being an emperor in the past tens of thousands of years......

More people is easy to do, thousands of acres of peach forest only less than an hour there are only leaves left, even the green peaches that have just been produced have been snatched up, the Tang Emperor is still unfinished, but there are not many peaches, can only taste a taste, just about to call everyone to retreat, Xie Tianji to report: "Millions of people do not resent Your Majesty for not having peaches to eat, but I hope Your Majesty can release them, and gnawing a few leaves is not a trip in vain!"

Emperor Tang is right when he thinks about it, looking at this leaf seems to be extraordinary, don't waste it, maybe the taste is better!

So the subordinates who had eaten peaches were withdrawn, and all the people who had not touched the meat were all summoned, and suddenly the people on the ground were crowded, people stepped on people, and the canopy was full of people, and millions of people with bad teeth ate a lot of leaves, and the good teeth directly gnawed on the bark, and the mouth was still vibrant: "You know a fart, nutrition is transmitted by the bark, this is the real good thing!"

After another half an hour, the Tang Emperor put away everyone, full of guilt and flew away from the peach orchard, not long after, the queen mother Niang Luan drove in person, entered the peach orchard only one glance, the queen mother looked up and fell, the seven fairies were pressed by the person, and artificial respiration, until the queen mother woke up for a long time, Fang opened his eyes, and he rolled and cried all over the ground like a splash, and he will deal with the Jade Emperor that set directly to a live performance.

After a while, the Jade Emperor also came to the scene of the accident, and shouted angrily: "Hurry up and help the Queen Mother go back, what kind of trouble will it be like this!" Looking at the mess in front of him, the Jade Emperor knew that the peach orchard was completely destroyed this time, not to mention the peaches, the leaves were eaten up, and even the peach trees were gnawed to the point that only the bright yellow trunk remained, and there was no bark left around, without the bark, the peach tree would die in a few days, Haotian's face sank like water, and he said slowly: "Drive the palace!"

Came to the front of the Tushi Palace, there were two unknown Taoist children at the door, and after the Taoist Tong's report, Taishang Laojun greeted him, greeted him a few words, and several people sat in the inner hall.

The Jade Emperor asked: "Why don't you see the two fairy children of Qingfeng and Mingyue?" Taishang Laojun said depressedly: "Those two children stole my purple gold red gourd and mutton fat jade net bottle and don't know where to play, I haven't seen them for several days, so I didn't let the officials arrange two little Taoist children for me, and it's okay to use them." ”

Haotian took out a USB disk from his arms and handed it to Taishang Laojun, Laojun was stunned for a moment and asked, "What is this?" Haotian said: "This is the video taken by the camera at Zhen Huan's bedside, all here, and there is no backup." Lao Jun hehe, he said: "If you have something, just say it, Your Majesty's business is my Laojun's business!"

Haotian reached into his arms again and took out a photo, the man on it had a hippie smile on his face, eating peaches, Haotian smiled fiercely, and said slowly: "This person is the demon Don Nyima, can Lao Jun get rid of it?"

Taishang Laojun asked: "Huan Huan, the old way there is not in the way, right?" Haotian said expressionlessly: "Follow your will!" "Okay!" Taishang Laojun slapped the table and stood up, took out a lighter and lit the photo and said loudly: "A word is a certainty, within three days, I will take this son's life!" Then he said: "Your Majesty, it's not that the old way is not righteous, since the gossip pill furnace left me, the old way is lonely, until she met Huan Huan, her smile and smile made the old Taoist confused, alas!

The Jade Emperor walked out of the Tushi Palace, a big stone in his heart finally landed, and the stuffiness in his chest for many days suddenly became extremely unblocked, looking up to the sky and laughing, Xiao Tang, who was hundreds of miles away, suddenly felt a spirit, damn, it must be because the peach orchard was ruined, and the gang of people in the heavenly court were scolding Lao Tzu, and they all blamed these hillbillies for gnawing other people's peach trees into that forced ......

Let's talk about Taishang Laojun, Laojun's treacherous name resounded throughout the ninety-nine heavens, and there is a reason why he agreed so happily this time. It turned out that just a few hours ago, Lao Jun wanted to return to Zixiao Palace to listen to Patriarch Hongjun's preaching, and he was meeting his junior brother Yuan Shi Tianzun on the way.

Yuan Shi said: "Senior brother doesn't have to go, the patriarch suddenly had an understanding, stopped teaching and retreating, I just came out of the dojo." Lao Jun said happily: "That's good, anyway, my old man's waist is not good, and what I am most afraid of is the patriarch's preaching." ”

Yuan Shi suddenly said with a straight face: "Senior brother, do you know about the doom catastrophe and robbery?" Taishang Laojun pretended to be confused and even said that he didn't know, Yuan Shi continued: "Yesterday, the patriarch preached, and when he urinated halfway, he said to me that this time I should rob the sect and the sect is unavoidable, I have decided to personally kill the robber Don Nyima, can the senior brother know where this person is?"

Lao Jun didn't know, but that was a few hours ago, and now, Lao Jun took the magic mirror and said with a smile: "The magic mirror and the magic mirror tell me, where are the people who eat peaches now?" The white light on the mirror flashed, because the Emperor Tang had a heavenly ring body, he couldn't see it, but the rest of the people were eating in a big restaurant in the city of Tianting and were clearly reflected in the mirror, and Lao Jun had also been here, and the store name was "Lan Kwai Fong".

Taishang Laojun laughed wickedly, picked up his mobile phone and dialed Yuan Shi's phone, and said softly: "Senior brother, the robbers are eating in Lan Kwai Fong at this time, go quickly!"

Emperor Tang didn't know that danger was coming, so he laughed and said: "Damn, broken peaches don't quench hunger at all, come, eat as much as you want, don't have enough dishes to order, anyway, Lao Tzu never gives money for dinner!"