August 30, 2015 at 11 a.m. Word Count 2019

The hotel owner saw that these stinky and shameless people didn't mean to give money at all, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Since a few guests are inconvenient, let's give it another day, and today the shop will send a few people to take a group photo!"

As soon as everyone heard that the feeling was good, they all posed well, and the photos were immediately desirable, one was given to Tang Nyima, and the other was posted by the boss to the door, and the following was noted: Sluts and dogs are not allowed to enter! Xie Tianji saw that this was not an obvious slap in the face? Just about to move, Emperor Tang waved his hand and said: "We are civilized people, we must not be rude, and we will come here in two days!"

As soon as he flew into the air, he saw a Taoist with silver hair like snow, his head covered with divine light, standing tall and smiling. Who is this person, there is a poem as a basis: the first supreme statue of the beginning, more than ten directions are unequaled, countless eons have accumulated seconds, and there are enough pure and quiet blessings. The troubles and customs have been broken, after all, the old karma does not create new, the supernatural powers are vast and fearless, the insight into the three realms is real, the wisdom of all merits, and the collection of this wonderful law as a body!

The person who came was none other than the Sect Master Yuan Shi Tianzun!

It is said that Taishang Laojun was afraid of being contaminated with cause and effect, so he revealed the specific location of Emperor Tang to his junior brother Yuan Shi, and played a trick to kill people with a knife, Yuan Shi Tianzun was also very happy, and the senior brother of the straight road was powerful, and he found the kid surnamed Tang in just a few hours, and he will look for you next time he is looking for someone!

Emperor Tang looked at the Taoist in front of him, felt that the opponent's aura was so overwhelming that he was almost out of breath, and he knew that he was invincible, and was just about to take everyone into the manhole cover to escape, Yuan Shi Tianzun smiled slightly and said: "Ding!" Don Nima suddenly felt that his body was like carrying a boulder, and he didn't fall, he just stood in place and couldn't move.

Seeing that Yuan Shi Tianzun wanted to open his mouth to speak, the mouth shape seemed to be a burst word, Tang Nyima was shocked, and hurriedly turned on the King Kong not bad magic skill, sure enough, Yuan Shi Tianzun shouted "explosion", the imaginary flesh and blood did not appear, Tang Emperor did not move, Yuan Shi Tianzun rubbed his eyes, and said: "It's impossible, Da Luo Jinxian can't stand my trick!"

Although the real man was turned on for five seconds, Emperor Tang still couldn't move, and it was a matter of time before he died, and he was so anxious that he only heard a shout in his ear, "Your Majesty, go quickly, don't let me sacrifice in vain!"

"Let's go!" The wine barrel hissed and roared, Yuan Shi Tianzun felt a huge force coming, it was too late to resist, and his body involuntarily flew towards Gulagas, Gulagas hugged Yuan Shi's * with both hands, his legs clamped Yuan Shi's neck, and his eyes were full of tears and he turned back and shouted: "Boss, go quickly, Gulagas is still willing to eat, drink and have fun with you in the next life, and be happy!"

Emperor Tang was also in tears, a good brother of the contemporary generation, when he was moved, he found that after Yuan Shi was hugged, he was able to move, and he was not hypocritical, and he took everyone into the manhole cover and cut directly down into the ground, regardless of the south, south, west, and northwest.

It is said that Yuan Shi Tianzun was dizzy by the Gulagas plum blossom sitting on the mound in an extremely down-facing posture, but the saint is a saint, just a little dazzled, and soon sobered up, and suddenly became furious, thinking that I have been enlightened for nearly a million years, how can I have suffered such humiliation, and shouted: "Nima Gobi, give me death!"

Just about to urge the mana, only to hear the fat man on the opposite side shouted "Go you!" and then he flew over involuntarily, Yuan Shi silently recited "Three Baoyu Ruyi appeared", no response, Yuan Shi said again "Pangu Banner out", still disappeared, Yuan Shi tragedy again, the same posture, different landing points, two big pits on the ground......

Yuan Shi Tianzun got up again, summoned the three treasure jade Ruyi, and was about to sacrifice, the fat man with a face covered in blood on the opposite side still said "Go you!" Yuan Shi held the three treasure jade Ruyi and flew over involuntarily again, the third time the neck was sandwiched between the legs of Gulagas, Yuan Shi died in the heart, although he was unharmed, but he was so humiliated as a mixed Yuan saint, how can he be embarrassed!

But this time, Yuan Shi learned to be smart, and as soon as he was sat on the ground, he immediately raised his right hand and scolded angrily: "Fuck your ancestors, give me death!" Then, Yuan Shi burst into tears, paralyzed, where did Sanbao Yuruyi go?

Gulagas felt that something was inserted into his back door, he didn't care, it wasn't that he hadn't been inserted, after casting three plum blossom sittings, Gulagas knew that he had run out of oil, and he didn't know how many bones were broken, but he was struggling with a consciousness, I didn't die, just continue!

Fourth, fifth, sixth...... It wasn't until during the ninth plum blossom sitting that Gulagas, who was holding Yuan Shi Tianzun and spinning and sitting down, finally turned himself around, let go of Yuan Shi, and muttered with squinted eyes: "Boss, brother... Do your best, and in the next life... See you!"

In the air, Gulagas fell like a stone at high speed, falling to the ground and shattering. Yuan Shi Tianzun chased after him, he wanted to stomp again, and when he saw the puddle of meat mud in front of him, he was in no mood at all, and retrieved the three treasure jade ruyi that flashed with golden light from the meat mud, the magic weapon of the saint was really extraordinary, and the chrysanthemum was inserted without a little filth, Yuan Shi simply sorted out the hair style and returned to the Jade Void Palace.

The Tang Emperor who was running away felt something, took out the life and death book and looked at it, and sure enough, there was an extra box on the name of Gulagas. Find out what's next, and listen to the next breakdown!