Chapter 116 Human Cannon 2.0! Innovation never ends
Updated on September 16, 2015 at 12 p.m
In the last book, it was said that Emperor Tang and his entourage were invited by Tongtian City to come to remove the zombies. Everyone knows that the government is the best at playing white slips, and it is better to collect the money first. At present, the manhole cover is inside the heavens and the earth, and money is needed everywhere for construction.
Nandou Xingjun, secretary of the Tongtian Municipal Party Committee, said with a look of embarrassment: "Please rest assured, Mr. Xie, the money will definitely not be bad, but the government department will go through the payment procedures like this. You will first remove the zombies, and then the reporter will follow up and report and sing praises for the heroes of Bu Jingyun. Finally, the 100,000 yuan will be distributed on the spot in the form of a bonus through the press conference."
When Emperor Tang heard this, he stood up and wiped his mouth, and said softly: "Go home."
The three queens at the table, together with Xie Tianji, Bu Jingyun and others, followed Emperor Tang and ignored Nandou Xingjun, and walked straight to the outside of the hotel. Nandou Xingjun suddenly panicked, and hurriedly said good things with a smiling face.
After a while, a plump and good-looking mature woman accountant carried a box of banknotes and ran towards the Emperor Tang and his party.
Xie Tianji swallowed violently and foamed at the mouth, and said to Hua Rong: "Brother Hua, this pussy is bigger than your inflatable girlfriend's tits, and it is your favorite style."
Hua Rong was stunned for a long time and came to his senses, and hurriedly whispered a few words in Xie Tianji's ear.
Nandou Xingjun took the cash box, handed it to Emperor Tang, nodded and said: "Your Majesty is angry, the money has been delivered, and I hope Your Majesty will lend a hand and pull the brother."
Emperor Tang squinted his eyes and muttered, "Damn, it's a habit." Xie Tianji hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty is very angry.
When Nandou Xingjun heard this, his scalp immediately went numb, and it was really easy for the king of Hades to hide from the little ghost.
Xie Tianji let out a cheap laugh, dragged Nandou Xingjun and whispered, "Our Purple Cloud Empire currently lacks such a good accountant to manage the accounts, you know."
Nandou Xingjun gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "Now that Manager Xie has spoken, it is definitely not a question, I don't know when the hero can start work."
Xie Tianji looked at Emperor Tang and got his consent, and shouted, "Start now, take me and wait for me."
Bu Jingyun said with an unhappy face: "Hold on, I can't hold it anymore, if I don't wait for a place to release it, damn it."
A group of people ran and ran to the front of the municipal government office building, only to see more than 1,000 zombies sitting at the door of the building in a regular manner, not noisy or noisy, just not leaving, holding a white strip in their hands, sit-in demonstration, Tang Emperor puffed and said with a smile: "These wrecks have become zombies, and they are still so cowardly. No wonder you don't want to come with hard-earned money. You rush in to grab it.
Emperor Tang turned back to Nandou Xingjun while signaling the Human Cannon 2.0 to get ready, and said: "If you have money to invite someone to fart, you don't have money to pay wages to migrant workers. Nandou Xingjun nodded and said yes.Afterwards, I would say that I would not give it to him.Emperor Tang couldn't control it so much.Concentrate on the upgraded version of the human cannon.See if there is anything that can be improved.
I only heard Kong Ci shouting loudly: "The cannon of the world, the first level of preparation." Gulagas and Bu Jingyun, who had returned from injury in the underworld, stood side by side, and the two of them had a cloth belt around their waists, called "seat belt", which was another great invention of His Majesty after the "condom".
Kong Ci then shouted, "Human Cannon, Second Preparation." Gulagas and Bu Jingyun bent down at the same time.Bu Jingyun lay on Xiao Gu's ass and put his hands around Xiao Gu's big fat waist.
Kong Ci shouted angrily: "The cannon in the world is released." Knock, the zombie group on the other side of the group needless to say, since the voice fell down, just said that Bu Jingyun received a great recoil, and hit Xiao Gu's ass hard, because of the huge tonnage of Gulagas, the slightest line did not move, the recoil of Bu Jingyun instantly turned into a rebound force, and at this time, the role of the seat belt was highlighted, so the picture in everyone's eyes became like a humanoid ping-pong ball in the seat belt and Gulagas buttocks back and forth. At first, the frequency was extremely fast, and everyone was just a phantom in everyone's eyesTiredly, he hugged Xiao Gu's waist and had a satisfied smile on his face
The leaders of Tongtian City were stunned, the audience was excited, all the journalists were crazy, this scene was going hot, it was going to be pornographic, it was enough to hype for a month.
Emperor Tang waved his hand lightly, indicating that he had something to say, but in the blink of an eye, hundreds of microphones were erected on the side of Emperor Tang's mouth.
Boom, the words fell, the salute prepared in advance by Chief Manager Xie sounded above the head of the Tang Emperor, the four big characters of the Ziyun Emperor formed by the ceremonial flowers in the air shocked the audience, and the thirty-eight flight attendants captured from the prefecture wore girl's costumes and rushed to the Tang Emperor to offer flowers and hug.
In the end, with the assistance of thousands of explosion-proof armed police dispatched by the municipal government, Emperor Tang and his entourage were able to return to the hotel arranged by Nandou Xingjun safely.
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