Chapter 134 Ten Thousand Immortals Great Array! Gulagas lures the enemy deeper
[Latest chapter reading.] Updated October 2, 2015 at 9 p.m
Emperor Tang came to the gathering place of the Heavenly Realm in the evening and asked the Tongtian Sect Master to inquire about the meeting of the Heavenly Sect Master.
Emperor Tang looked at the Tongtian Sect Master's evil smile and felt faintly bad in his heart, and hurriedly asked, "Which immortal is it?"
The Tongtian Sect Master waved his hand and said: "Don't worry, listen to me tell you the selection rules first, and you will be clear. At that time, the Jade Emperor said so. This person must have great courage to complete such a heavy task. Therefore, if you feel that you are not confident, you can cross out your name from the roster.
Emperor Tang looked at the Tongtian Sect Master with a hippie smile in front of him.I really want to give him a slap.Damn bullshit.Fair and open.Lao Tzu didn't go to the meeting at all.How can I cross out my name.This is clearly what the Jade Emperor wants to play to death, I deliberately did this.
But it's too embarrassing if you don't go.After all, you'll have to mix in the heavenly realm in the future.In case you go to a drinking party or something.Being made fun of is a stain for a lifetime.
Whether to go or not, when he was hesitating, Tai Bai Xing came to visit, handed over a piece of paper, and said: "The old man congratulates the Great Sage on winning the award again. Seeing that Don Nyima's face was gloomy, Tai Bai Xing hurriedly changed the topic and got down to business: "This is a certificate of merit for luring the enemy into depth this time, and it should have been sent again after it was completed, but my lord His Majesty the Jade Emperor considered that this trip was dangerous to a certain extent, so I will send it to you now."
Emperor Tang looked at the yellow paper in his hand, and saw that it was written: "For the glory of the heavenly realm, he resolutely attracted tens of millions of heavenly demon troops into the trap of our army.
After reading this so-called award, the Emperor Tang was even more convinced that the Jade Emperor hated himself for not dying.
Okay.Count you ruthless.I'll put up with it.Put away the certificate.Emperor Tang asked, "When will I leave?" Tai Bai Xing replied, "The Ten Thousand Immortal Great Array has already been prepared, just wait for the Tang Great Sage to lead you into the urn." Emperor Tang smiled slightly, and said softly: "The day of the roar of ten thousand horses, the time of the return of the knight." Turning around and leaving, Tai Baixing shook his head and muttered to himself, "What a good person, it's a pity to offend the careful-eyed Jade Emperor."
Returning to the tent, the Tang Emperor dragged out Gulagas from heaven and earth, and instructed: "Xiao Gu, the organization has entrusted you with a very arduous and difficult task, but it is of great importance and far-reaching significance. When Gulagas heard these old adjectives, he almost peed in fright, and he trembled and said, "Boss, I don't read many books, don't fool me.
Emperor Tang pondered for a moment and said, "A glimmer of life." Gulagas smiled bitterly, "Boss, my life is yours, you say, what are you going to let Little Gu do?" Emperor Tang said the content of the task, Gulagas patted his chest, and said loudly: "Boss, I'll leave now, you wait for my good news."
Led the 30 million Heavenly Demon Army into the Ten Thousand Immortals Great Array. Xiao Gu shuddered when he thought about it, but he would never back down. After living for thirty-one years, he was an orphan, because he ate and drank too much, and he couldn't do anything well, and he endured the white eyes of others, until the appearance of the boss, and gave himself a dignified identity." Since then, everyone has been in the limelight, admired, and now they need themselves, how dare they be humiliated.
In the early morning of the next day, Gulagas flew to the west alone.It was close to noon.The large contingent of the Heavenly Demon Army could already be seen in the distance.Gulagas, who had seen the Heavenly Demon King Mike Jordan from the manhole cover, saw the huge black dragon chariot at a glance.Jordan sat in the middle of it.The big back.The oil was shiny.He felt that someone was watching him.Jordan looked up.I saw a door panel floating in the air.As if it was quite hostile.
The army came closer.The distance was about two hundred meters.Jordan saw clearly.It's not the door panel.It's a fat man.The upper body is wearing a big white vest.The bottom is a big flower pants.A pair of mung bean eyes are staring at him.Jordan is happy.It's really the same rice to raise a hundred kinds of people.It's a strange thing to eat like this.If you are from my Heavenly Demon Realm.Your body shape alone is a capital crime.
Jordan joked at St. Johnson, who was next to him, "If the man in the air takes off his pants and puts them aside, I doubt anyone knows what this thing is for." Johnson was happy, and suddenly saw His Majesty Jordan soar into the air, flying towards the man in the air at a very fast speed, and then, His Majesty Jordan was caught between his legs by the fat man in the air in an insulting posture, and spun around and smashed into the ground two hundred meters in front of the army.
The six great singers and nearly a hundred song gods rushed forward together.Helplessly, the fat man fell very quickly.Bang.A crisp loud sound sounded.The fat bullet was pushed to the side.Everyone ran to His Majesty.I saw Jordan digging deep into the earth from the waist up.The two legs were exposed and kept swaying back and forth.Like a leek swaying in the wind.
Everyone hurriedly pulled out His Majesty like a turnip, only to hear Jordan still head down, and suddenly shouted: "Fuck, hurry up and kill this forced man for me, I want him to die..."
The six great singers were shocked.Nearly a hundred song gods were also blinded.Is this still our gentle and elegant Heavenly Demon King His Majesty Mike Jordan?Didn't he always say that as a literary artist, remember to maintain his own image.Rough scolding will result in a hundred slaps.Severe will be beheaded to show the public?This.Isn't this just that men are scolding and not scolding.Just because they haven't reached the place where they hate madness?
The close guards arrived in time.First of all, he turned His Majesty upside down and put it straight.It was to measure blood pressure and feel the pulse.After a combination of Chinese and Western examinations, it was confirmed that there was no.Finally, I put my mind at ease.I looked at the fat man.Although the fat man was fat.Flexible and abnormal.At this time, I had been chased out by several great singers for dozens of miles.The army could only vaguely see a few small dots disappearing into the sky.
It's not good.Isn't it a tiger to leave the mountain.Heavenly Demon King Jordan is a generation of emperors after all.After all, I thought about it for a while.What is the enemy doing when he lures away several singers.Hurry up and call Chamberlain.Come back quickly.Don't chase it.Beware of deception.
After a while, the six singers returned together, and they all said that this fat man was very fast, and he really couldn't catch up, and hoped that His Majesty would forgive him. Jordan was extremely angry in his heart, but in order to show his self-cultivation, he waved his hand slightly, signaled that it was okay, and continued to hurry, and went to the county town in front for breakfast.
When the Heavenly Demon Army arrived in Zhangkou County, it was already past eight o'clock, and the huge county town was empty.
At Jordan's command, Saint Shack O'Neill raised a loudspeaker to boost morale and said: "Your Majesty said, eat less breakfast, eat a good lunch, eat enough dinner, this is the way to maintain health, eat breakfast in a while, we must march quickly, and be sure to arrive before the people of the next county town evacuate."
The Heavenly Demon King Jordan had just picked up the porridge bowl, and suddenly felt the danger, and it was too late to sing, the same action, the same mood, after smashing a private house, the six singing saints jumped in, only to see His Majesty planted in the soil again, with his head down, and the fat man was already gone.
Jordan was furious, foaming at the mouth and spraying six great singers for ten minutes, and then waved his hand, marched quickly, and met anyone who exceeded one hundred and fifty pounds on the road.
The Heavenly Demon Army soon marched to a plain.From a distance, I saw that the fat man in big flower pants was squatting under a tall poplar tree.As if.Seeing the Heavenly Demon Army coming.Unhurriedly wipe it clean.Lift the pants.Turn around and run.This time there is no need for His Majesty's order.The Heavenly Demon Army is chasing like crazy.Chasing after the Song Saint Chamberlain.Seeing that he chased behind the fat man.Suddenly the fat man disappeared.The surrounding scene changed.The fog rose.Chamberlain secretly screamed that it was not good.It seemed to be a formation.I wanted to turn back and remind.But I found that I couldn't see anyone. .
The same situation fell on each of the thirty million Heavenly Demon Army, and when they were confused and overwhelmed, His Majesty Jordan's song rang out. The wolf smoke rises, the rivers and mountains look north, the dragon rises, the horse grows, the sword is like frost, the heart is like the Yellow River, the water is boundless, between twenty years, who can fight, hatred and desire, the long knife goes, how many siblings are loyal to the soul, buried in the bones of the country, what a pity to die to serve the family and the country, endure the sigh, and are speechless, blood and tears are in the eyes, the horseshoe goes to the south, people look north, the grass is green and the dust is flying, I am willing to defend the land and reopen the territory, the dignified heavenly demons want the four directions to congratulate."
A song of loyalty to the country and heroic dry clouds, breaking through the fog, the heavenly demon army all jumped with joy when they saw this episode, shouting long live the heavenly demon king. Tang Emperor was also moved by this song, gently wiped the slightly moist corners of his eyes, and commanded Gulagas: "The next time he sings, you will sit with him. This forced singing voice is so morale-boosting, even I can't wait to go up and help him."
Just when the heavenly demon army thought that they were out of trouble, the sky suddenly changed, and six long flags appeared.
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