In modern times, people with a little military literacy will know that in a war, if you want to truly achieve a comprehensive victory, then the importance of air supremacy is self-evident, there is no victory without the sky, and Li Chen has also really taught such a vivid lesson to the monsters and birds in the fairy world, who said that only airplanes and fighters can achieve absolute air supremacy, as long as you have wings, you are a terrible fighter! At least a fighter among monsters!

Aura is an ordinary birdman, today, he and his own team were assigned to guard the camp gate, in fact, the handle camp gate is recognized by all the birdmen as the most difficult and painful work, because those damn evil monsters will run from time to time to sneak attack, although it will not cause anything serious, but the harassment frequency of every half an hour for a full twelve hours can not stand it, and the birdman where Aura is located is very painful to receive this task, and it is still the most dangerous place to be stationed ten miles away from the camp gate, mainly to observe the movement of Lingshan, if there is a monster coming, immediately notify the birdman behind to prepare。

"Ora, do you think those monsters will come today?" asked a bird next to Ola as he stretched out a tent for shelter from the wind and rain. This birdman is Ola's playmate since childhood, his name is Wangpu, he is greedy for money, lustful, greedy for life and afraid of death. Almost all the shortcomings you can find in this birdman.

Ola didn't speak, just shook his head, not knowing whether it was a negative or a yes.

Another birdman in the same group said, "I don't think I'm coming back." The birdman's expression was very sure, his name was Saddam, he was a mysterious birdman, and he was good friends with Ola and Wangpu, and everyone played together until they grew up.

"Why are you so sure?" Wamp patted his wings on his back and complained, "I hate this kind of weather the most, and I have to spend a lot of time combing my feathers when I wake up every morning with that damn dew on my beautiful and supple wings. ”

"Yesterday was such a fierce battle, although we suffered a lot of losses, but they did not have a good time, no one took advantage of it, our captain died yesterday, I think, those frightened monsters will definitely guard the Spirit Mountain, in case of our second attack. Saddam Hussein said confidently that in this squad, Saddam's military literacy is recognized by everyone, and seeing Saddam's affirmative look, Wang Pu also nodded and said, "Well, it seems that what Saddam Hussein said is good." ”

"Who knows, take one step at a time, follow the great leader to fight in the north and south to fight so many universes, this universe is the most difficult, hey, I have an ominous premonition, even the captain and uncle died in yesterday's battle, God knows if those monsters will suddenly have a nervous disorder today to find us trouble" Aura suddenly spoke, said, habitually glanced in the direction of Lingshan, and suddenly said that the sky was densely packed with countless flying monsters flying towards his side, Aura exclaimed: "Look! They're really coming!It's a monster!!!Call the police!!" Ora pointed to the sky and was horrified, as if he had returned to the fierce battle he had never forgotten yesterday, full of feathers and blood, and the look in the captain's face before he died.

"Ola, what are you kidding" Saddam, who was overthrown by Ola as soon as he finished speaking, said unhappily, and subconsciously glanced at the sky, and sure enough, a large area of monsters pressed by the black pressure, Saddam Hussein didn't have time to be surprised, and the Wangpu next to him shouted: "Strange, if you want to attack, why are there no monsters on the ground?" Saddam Hussein saw that sure enough, the ground was still so calm, but where a large group of black monsters flew over, a large piece of black on the ground that could not be seen by the naked eye blocked the sunlight, and quickly pressed towards them.

"Don't worry, don't panic, there must be a conspiracy" Saddam shouted, Ola turned his head to look at Saddam Hussein suspiciously, waiting for his next message, Saddam Hussein looked resolute, slowly raised his head, looked at the monster that was about to fly above their heads, and said: "It's too late to report now, if you don't want to die, just lie down, and then say that it is the despicable monster who knocked us unconscious, and now, let's treat it as if we haven't seen anything!"

After speaking, Saddam Hussein was the first to lie on the ground, his wings folded up, forming an arc, lying on the ground, making Saddam look like a pure white coffin.

Ola and Wamp glanced at each other, and at the same time chose to listen to Saddam's words and lay on the ground.

And this time, heavenly.

"My lord, there are three birdmen on the earth. A little goblin flapped his wings and flew next to a youkai and said. The monster glanced at the ground and said dissatisfiedly: "What kind of king? You forgot the words of the military advisor, remember, you will call me comrade in the future!"

"Got it!" The little demon's face was flushed, obviously, he had great respect for this ** quote.

Nodding, the youkai said, "You, give them the gift on your paw." ”

"Yes!" The little demon agreed, broke away from the large army, circled back, and flew to the top of the three birdmen, the little demon aimed at the direction, and as soon as the claws were released, the huge black bag on the claws suddenly whistled down If Ola raised their heads now, they would definitely be surprised to find that each monster had a big black bag on its claws, and each monster had a white strange cover on its face with a faint whistling, and the black bag smashed into Saddam's body from the sky, and then, the black bag burst fragilely, and suddenly, yellow, blue-gray liquid splashed out, mixed with a stench that made people faint, It spread in an instant, and Saddam Hussein, Ola and Wangpu, who were lying on the ground, were all permeated by the stench The little demon with a mask in the sky asked about the stench, his body shook, and he almost didn't fall from the sky, and then turned around and ran back to Lingshan quickly, and went to receive the award, because the bag on his paws had been thrown out, so the task was completed.

The birdmen went crazy, in anger, to be exact.

The birds didn't know why so many flying monsters suddenly appeared on their heads, and these monsters didn't come to attack at all, but pretended to be weird and threw down a bag and ran away, at first the birds laughed and scolded these monsters must have been beaten yesterday and sent to death today, but this is not the case, because the birds soon found that their camp, their own side, and even their own bodies had become the landing place of those black bags flying down from the sky, and a stench spread from the middle of those cracked bags, The birdmen were desperate to find that those black bags turned out to be a whole bag of monster dung, and the entire camp containing hundreds of thousands of birdmen was filled with yellow liquid and lumpy excrement in the liquid, a foul smell almost turned this place into hell for free, the birdmen wanted to breathe, but found that the stench that almost killed the birds was pervasive and the birds wanted to fight back, but those monsters who were more flexible than anyone else turned their heads and ran away as soon as they saw the birdmen flying, and the birdmen who flew up without exception were all smashed down by the black bags, and some even had their entire bodies soaked in those foul-smelling feces。

After dropping the "gifts" to the birdmen in batches, the monsters ran back, looking at the smug faces of those powerful monsters, Maria's face turned blue, clenched her fists deadly, and gritted her teeth and roared: "Li Chen! I will break your body into ten thousand pieces!!!

Ankora, who also said this, asked weakly: "This, what now?"

Looking at the chaotic scene beneath her feet, Maria sighed forcefully and said, "Gather at once, don't do indifferent pursuits, retreat! Retreat! Retreat to a place where they can't throw them! Also, capture all the angels who were in charge of guarding and patrolling today and peel them off!!"

After saying that, a huge black bag roared, smashing at Maria with a thunderous momentum, Maria subconsciously waved her hand and shot out a burst of energy to break the bag, seeing Maria's movements, Ankla shouted in horror: "No!!" However, it was too late. Just in mid-air, not far from Maria, the black bag burst open, countless yellow liquids and blue-gray, yellow lumps flew all over the sky, there was no doubt that Ankla and Maria were drenched and at this time, as the culprit, what was Li Chen doing?

At the entrance of the former Buddhist holy land, the Lingshan Daxiong Treasure Hall, a banner was hung that read: is the most glorious!

And under the banner, there is also a big announcement, that is, to explain how many monsters will be pulled within the specified time will get what rewards, and a friendly match will be held within the range of monsters in the whole Ling Mountain, compared to who pulls the most, the most smelly, the most artistic, the organizer is: Anti-Bird Alliance Party Committee.

The monsters are crazy, the monsters are excited, they have never done such a meaningful thing, all the monsters are desperately eating, and then desperately pulling, contributing to their beautiful home, of course, not in their own place, but in a huge concentration of places, all the monsters are invited to line up, together with the words of the Bull Demon King: Lala is healthier!

And what about Li Chen?

He was reprimanding Tai Bai Xing: "Xiaobai, you are too much, what are you? This is an unfirm stance, this is speculation, this is absolutely not allowed to happen in our party, and you are still a middle and senior leading cadre of our party! What do you say? You say that you believe in Taoism, but ** is atheism? Violate your beliefs? No, no, no, no, Xiaobai, you have misunderstood, our great ** It's not what you think, in our society, we preach the equality of religious beliefs, you see, Taoism, that's something you can believe, but you can't wear a Taoist robe every day and dangle it, that's a god! That corrupts the social atmosphere, what if those demons and monsters see you and do the same? Do we still want to engage in socialism? Our common people, do we still want to live?"

Tai Bai Xing looked at the complete works of Marx's theory in his hand aggrievedly, and said to him: "What do you think you should do? What do you say, I will definitely listen to you, I am a screw of socialism, where is it needed" Li Chen took out a copy of "** with Chinese Characteristics" and handed it to him, saying: "From today on, you learn this." ”

Tai Bai Xing picked up the book and said, "This is the legend, the legendary" Li Chen nodded, patted Xiao Bai's shoulder seriously, and said: "That's right, this is the true mystery of being able to comprehend the Supreme Dao in the legend, okay, you go and cultivate." In addition, I want to correct the mistake you made just now, not that I will do what I say, we are the sons of the people, we have to listen to the people, listen to the party, do you know?"

Tai Bai Xing nodded bitterly, ripped off the robe on his body, and said excitedly: "Only now have I found the faith of my life, my soul has the guidance of a bright light, I found that my life is full of hope, comrade military advisor, rest assured, I will definitely abandon the darkness and become a screw in the society, where is needed"

"Alright, I know your faith, go ahead. Li Chen waved his hand and sent away the excited Tai Bai Xing.