Chapter 210: Big dung smashed into the birdman's head [Tears in the ice and snow begging for flowers]

After Li Chen came out, he didn't go anywhere, but directly found the Bull Demon King and the Monkey, Taibai, Bajie and a few demon kings, who suffered a lot of losses under the hands of the Birdman yesterday, and today they have to find the field anyway.

"Grandma's, I think I rushed up and finished them in a pot,! We have always been the only ones who bullied the birdmen, and yesterday we were killed by the birdmen to kill so many demon sons and grandsons! The Wolf Demon King spoke dissatisfied, and a table was slammed. The idea of the wolf demon king represents the wishes of most demon kings and monkeys, this group of full militants is simply afraid that the world will not be chaotic, according to the monkey's words, what can make people happier than causing some trouble to this world? As a monkey, it really takes a certain realm to be shameless to this extent.

"What's the hurry, the military advisor hasn't spoken yet. The Bull Demon King spoke angrily, and then said, "But it's really unpleasant not to fuck him." ”

Touching his nose, Li Chen shrugged his shoulders and said, "If you don't plan to be ambitious, what am I going to do with you?" After Li Chen finished speaking, the demon kings looked at him eagerly, hoping that he would give an order, and then hundreds of thousands of monsters in Lingshan poured into the nest, but it was Bajie, who was the first to say when he saw this posture: "That, my old pig's stomach hurts again, the New Year's holiday is coming, I want to go back to Gao Laozhuang" The monkey sitting next to Bajie was the first to reach out and slapped Bajie on the back of the head, and said: " You're a nerd, that's it from the beginning. I. Ben. Read. The novel xstxt is a virtue, you are the first to rush when you turn into a fate, you are the first to run if there is a monster, and you are the first to break up if you are in trouble. ”

Bajie laughed hesitantly: "Three firsts, I'm sorry, Brother Monkey, I stole your limelight"

The result was that the stupid pig was kicked away by the monkey.

"Okay, no kidding, let's talk about something practical. Li Chen suppressed it for a moment, and after controlling the scene, he said: "Actually, everyone should also understand a little, our current enemy is not only a birdman, but also a mysterious but powerful dragon clan. As soon as Li Chen's words came out, the demon kings all talked in a low voice, although the expression on their faces was not shocked, but it also had nothing to do with peace, originally, they dimly found that there were some ** capable and perverted people among the birdmen, these people have no wings, at the beginning, the monsters who were used to aiming at the winged people also suffered at this point, and they couldn't distinguish between themselves and the enemy, and later they found that these people were exceptionally tall, and very strong, even stronger than the bull demon and the tiger demon, it was easy to recognize, these people were not only ** Strong striking ability.,And it's almost not afraid of ordinary attacks.,Sometimes I hurt them with weapons.,And even watch these monsters ** recover and know it's one thing.,But it's another thing to pick it up.。

After the words were put on the table by Li Chen, the demon kings exchanged their doubts.

"Dragon Clan?" The Wolf Demon King looked at Li Chen suspiciously, Li Chen nodded, and said: "Actually, this is a race similar to the Birdmen, doing evil in other universes, burning, killing, looting, raping and plundering, doing everything, doing everything" At this time, Bajie said weakly: "But the monsters don't seem to do less of this kind of thing" Li Chen glanced at him and said to the monkey nonchalantly: "Three seconds." The monkey nodded excitedly, grabbed Bajie, who wanted to run when he saw that the situation was not good, raised his hand and knocked a chestnut on the pig's head, and then pressed it in the corner to beat him violently.

Li Chen turned his back to this human tragedy and continued: "Now that everyone understands the origin and identity of this race, then their characteristics are also known, but the dragon clan's ** strike and anti-strike ability is simply incredible, even if we monsters are not **mortals, especially the bull demon and the tiger demon, they are the best in the strike ability, but I think most of the demon kings here have comprehended their metamorphosis ability, right?"

Hearing this, the Bull Demon King nodded and said, "I fought with a dragon clan in yesterday's war, and it was very difficult to entangle. "Everyone knows very well what the role of the Bull Demon King is, and the characters who can be said to be difficult by the Bull Demon King are definitely perverted. Sure enough, the Tiger Demon King also nodded and agreed with the Bull Demon King's statement.

"Wouldn't it be difficult to deal with them? After venting, the monkey walked over from the corner refreshedly and said, followed by Bajie, who had a blue nose and swollen face and limped miserably.

Li Chen shook his head and said with a smile: "I can't say that, at least they have two weaknesses, first, they have almost no spell attacks, and for us, this is a great advantage that can be exploited." Second, there are few of them, I have learned before, there were only about fifty dragons at most in yesterday's battle, so this is still something that we can deal with, and the reason why I specifically mention it here is to let you be careful not to make indifferent sacrifices. ”

"What does it mean not to make indifferent sacrifices, do you want us to run when we see them?" asked the warlike tiger demon unhappily.

"Naturally not. Li Chen smiled confidently: "The reason why it is said to be a sacrifice is that everyone goes back to let their respective demon sons and grandsons pay attention, and when you see these dragon clans in the future, don't fight hard, everyone's demon sons and grandsons are their own descendants, and fighting one is flesh and blood, wouldn't it be a pity to waste it on them." When the time comes, there will really be a fight, and the two sides will strangle millions of troops, so what role can dozens or hundreds of dragon clans play, so we don't need to fight hard now, there is naturally a way to deal with them. ”

"Then can we fight or not?" In the end, this is what the Bull Demon King cares about the most.

Li Chen nodded fiercely and said, "Fight!" As soon as his tone changed, Li Chen said again: "But it's not stupid to run up and work hard, when have we ever done this kind of thing, that is, a birdman with wings and no brains can do it, what does it rely on to fight now?" Li Chen nodded his temples and smiled: "Brain." ”

"Then you say! How to fight! I don't care about anything else, as long as there is a fight, someone cuts it, and someone shoots this brick, it's fine!" The Bull Demon King laughed with his teeth and claws in his hand again.

"How many monsters do we have that can fly?" Li Chen suddenly asked.

The Bull Demon King scratched his head and said with a smile: "I don't know, anyway, our bull demon can't fly, hey, what about you?"

At this time, the Peng Demon King, who rarely spoke, spoke: "Twenty thousand." ”

Li Chen asked, "If I want them to fly over the Birdman's camp, how much can I use?"

"Eight thousand. "The Peng Demon King gave a very positive number.

Eight thousand Li Chen pinched his chin and walked a few steps, muttering, his brain turning rapidly, "Where do our monsters in Lingshan usually go to the toilet? Is it concentrated?" Li Chen suddenly asked a jaw-dropping question, but it was Bajie, after being severely thundered, maybe he forgot to have been repaired, grinning with bared teeth, but when he smiled, he involved the wound on his face, and laughed while inhaling cold air, which seemed a little weird, but the voice still came very clearly: "Hehe, military advisor, I didn't expect you to have this hobby." ”

I was really speechless about this stupid pig, this time Li Chen didn't even need to use the color, the monkey pulled Bajie to the corner over there very reasonably, and Bajie suddenly howled miserably: "Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, I didn't say you, I really didn't say you!

"Uh, this, this is centralized, just behind the Spirit Mountain" After the Bull Demon King found a little monster to ask, he said to Li Chen affirmatively.

Li Chen nodded, rubbed his hands, and said with a smile: "That's easy." Peng Demon King, I bother you to gather all the eight thousand Peng Demons, I have a lot of use, in addition, you can send one of these things to each of you and wear them. Li Chen took out a full eight thousand masks, and the eight thousand masks that suddenly appeared from the Qiankun ring startled the Peng Demon King, picked up a mask, looked at the upper line: madeinchina, and asked strangely: "What is this?"

Li Chen smiled and muttered in the ear of the Peng Demon King, and then, with a strange expression, the Peng Demon King took the eight thousand masks with his subordinates and left.

Facing the strangeness of the demon kings, Li Chen smiled confidently and said, "Don't be impatient, everyone, everyone will know my plan later." After speaking, he turned his eyes to look at Bajie, who had sealed his mouth, and at this time Bajie had been completely beaten into a pig's head, and said with a smile: "Bajie, give you a chance to make up for it, how about it?"

Bajie nodded madly.

"Okay, come here," Li Chen commanded in Bajie's ear, only to see Bajie's face getting worse and worse, and finally jumped up and protested righteously: "No, it's too much to bully our pig demon, our pig demon is also a demon, why do you bully us so much?"

Li Chen asked, "Really don't do it?"

Bajie snorted: "I'd rather die than obey!"

Li Chen shook his head regretfully and said, "That's a pity, Brother Monkey, look at you" Before the words were finished, Bajie hugged Li Chen's thigh and cried: "Don't bring such a play."

"Then what are you still doing?" Li Chen asked impatiently.

Bajie nodded in humiliation with tears in his eyes.

Half an hour later, the whole Lingshan was in a sensation, I heard that the pig demons in the whole Lingshan were moving dung! The monsters were surprised, and the monsters were excited to run to see, and sure enough, countless pig demons carried bags of things with a strange black bag on their backs from the place where the monsters usually pooped in and out, and then gathered the bags. , The monsters were talking in twos and threes, speculating about what happened to the pig demons today, some said that the pig demon's estrus period had arrived, and some said that the pig demon practiced the legendary sunflower treasure book from the palace but found that the last page said that there was no need to go from the palace, so their pig life concept, values, and world view collapsed When there were different opinions, Li Chen and the Bull Demon King were doing what they were doing?

"Brother Li, is this really good for you?" the Bull Demon King looked at Li Chen suspiciously, rubbed his hands, and asked.

Li Chen smiled, looked at the pig demon who was transporting dung all over the mountains, and said, "Brother Niu, you still can't believe me?" Don't worry, when have I ever let our own people suffer." ”

The Bull Demon King nodded and said, "That's a good thing to say, but it's also a lack of virtue to smash the birdman's tent with dung."

At this time, the prepared Peng Demon King came over, and when he saw the Peng Demon King, Li Chen said: "Hehe, lack of virtue? What kind of virtue will you have with those birdmen? You preach to them, will they listen?" After speaking, Li Chen greeted the Peng Demon King.

"Peng Demon King, are you ready?" asked Li Chen.

The Peng Demon King nodded with a strange expression.

Li Chen laughed and said, "Then let's start implementing the plan." Let's go, take me there first. ”

The place where the eight thousand Peng demons gathered, in fact, is not all Peng demons, there are flying birds and monsters, but they are all respected by the Peng demons, first, Peng is indeed the best among the birds, and secondly, there is a demon king among these birds, so it is very clear who is the old nature.

At this time, Li Chen came, and when the monsters saw the incomparably majestic military advisor, they all shouted excitedly: "The military advisor is here!"

Li Chen smiled and waved his hand, and said loudly: "You don't have to be polite, below, to make a long story short, you just need to bring those bags to the top of the birdmen's tent, and then throw them down before they attack, and your task will be successfully completed, on behalf of the Supreme Party Committee of the Anti-Bird Alliance, I promise you that all birds that complete the task will be rewarded with two purebred human prostitutes and three pigs! In addition, those with special needs can also be mentioned and given special care!"

"Okay!!" the harpies were excited, and for the first time, the harpies, who had low attack power but only had flying skills, felt that they were also a good monster who could really contribute to the Anti-Bird Alliance